The perfect comeback always arrives. Two hours late, in the shower, when no one is around to hear it. Riposte fixes that.

Riposte is a training ground for your mouth. You practice sharp replies on dry land - no real fight, no real stakes - so when someone actually comes for you, the line is already loaded.

WHAT YOU GET

Cuts - Swipe through a deck of ready-made comebacks, one at a time. Rate them, learn the rhythm, keep the ones that fit how you talk. It is doomscrolling, except you come out wittier.

Stash - Your personal arsenal. Every line you save lives here, sorted and searchable, ready for the next dinner that goes sideways. Add private notes so you remember exactly when to use each one.

Sparring - Step into the ring with AI personas who push back: the passive-aggressive coworker, the bully who never lets up. They throw, you answer, they throw harder. Reps without the real-world cost of bombing.

SOS - Caught flat-footed right now? Paste what they just said and get three sharp answers back, each in a different tone - cold, precise, witty. Pick one, fire back, move on with your day.

2,000+ ready-made ripostes, written to actually land - not the limp "I know you are but what am I" energy. Cold, witty, surgical, diplomatic. Whatever the moment calls for.

WHO IT IS FOR

Anyone who has ever walked away from a conversation thinking "I should have said..." If you go quiet when you should go sharp, if banter feels like a second language you never learned, if you want the confidence to hold your ground without raising your voice - this is your gym.

Not for starting fights. For never losing one you did not start.

WHAT YOU GET WITH PRO

- The full drawer: all 2,000+ ripostes, not just the free starters
- Unlimited SOS: no daily cap, paste and fire as often as you need
- Unlimited Sparring: go as many rounds as you want, no one-a-day limit

Pro comes with a 7-day free trial. Cancel anytime - if it does not sharpen you, walk away and pay nothing.

Stop rehearsing the argument you already lost. Start winning the next one.

Download Riposte. Have the last word - on time, for once.