ELECTRIC NIPPLE CLAMPS
The accountability app for people who gamble on their phone and would like to stop doing that.

Yes, that's the actual name. No, we don't ship physical product.

YOU PICK THE APPS. WE COUNT.
Sort the betting, prediction-market, and trading apps already on your phone into a watch list. When a watched category crosses a daily usage mark, the Accountability Division logs it. That is the entire mechanism. It works on any app you choose to watch — betting, trading, social media, or anything else you're trying to spend less time in.

WHAT THE APP SEES
· Which of YOUR chosen apps come to the foreground, and for how long, on this device.

WHAT THE APP NEVER SEES
· The contents of any app — no messages, no screens, no text, no images.
· Any app you did not put on your own watch list.

A RANK YOU CANNOT BUY
Every clean day climbs a seven-rung ladder of bureaucratically documented self-control. Relapse and you start at the bottom, where everyone starts. Your lifetime best stays on file. The Division keeps stoic philosophy on hand for the climb.

YOUR WEEKLY BULLETIN
Every Monday Electric Nipple Clamps files your week: rank, clean days, category counts.

NAME ONE PERSON (OPTIONAL)
You can name one accountability partner — your "Clamp of Record." With your separate go-ahead, they receive your weekly bulletin: category counts only, never which app and never what was on it. You invite them by email; they can decline in one click; you can pull the invitation back within 24 hours, silently.

THE PUNISHMENT IS THE PAPERWORK
Daily status lines from a bureaucracy that is required to assume it won't last. Attendance is noted. The Division keeps your record and never argues with you about leaving.

The name is the bit. The accountability is real.

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