An alarm you can't swipe off.

Set an alarm, then record a sound from your actual life — the thing you'd be doing anyway if you
were up. When the alarm rings, it listens. It doesn't stop until it hears that sound.

So there's no swiping and no bargaining from under the blanket. To turn it off you have to be
standing somewhere else, doing the thing.

THE PROBLEM IT ACTUALLY SOLVES

Waking up was never the hard part. The hard part is the first move — going from lying there to
standing up, from meaning to do it to doing it. That gap is where mornings disappear, and for a lot
of brains it isn't laziness, it's a wall.

Halloo puts the first move on the far side of the off switch. By the time the noise stops, you've
already started.

WHAT WORKS

Anything with a texture: shaking a pill bottle, an electric toothbrush, running water, a kettle,
keys, a grinder, pet food hitting a bowl, a squeaky door. Pick whatever is already part of your
morning — every alarm can have its own.

What won't work: a tune, a clapped rhythm, or a spoken word. Halloo recognises the character of a
sound, not a melody and not language.

WHILE IT'S RINGING

Tap once and the alarm goes quiet to listen, so you don't have to shout over it. A live display
shows what the microphone is hearing, so you can watch it recognise you.

THERE IS ALWAYS A WAY OUT

You might be on a plane. You might have left the thing at someone else's house. So there's an
escape: hold a button for thirty continuous seconds and the alarm ends, no sound needed.

Thirty seconds is expensive on purpose. Anyone can pay it. Almost nobody wants to. And underneath
that there's a hard three-minute ceiling that releases you no matter what — a real obstacle, never
a cage.

AS FLEXIBLE AS YOUR DAY

• Once, daily, on chosen days, or repeating every few minutes inside a window you set
• Every alarm gets its own sound, label and ring tone
• Shows over the lock screen and turns the screen on by itself
• Re-arms itself after a reboot, an update, or the system killing it

BUILT TO BE USED AT 6AM

Large type, high contrast, and a dismiss control that can never be scrolled off the screen. Screen
reader support throughout, and spoken instructions for anyone who can feel the vibration but can't
see the screen.

PRIVATE, LITERALLY

Halloo has no internet permission. Not a promise — a fact you can check in the app's permission list.
Nothing you record can leave your phone, because the app has no way to send it. Your sounds are
turned into a small mathematical fingerprint on the device and stay there. No account, no sign-in,
no analytics, no ads, no tracking. It works in airplane mode.

WHAT IT COSTS

Three alarms, free, forever — enough for a wake-up and two more moments in the day.

Past three, a single one-time purchase unlocks unlimited alarms. It never charges again. There's no
subscription, because there's no server to pay for.

There's also a higher-priced version of that same unlock. It gets you exactly the same thing; the
difference pays for someone who can't afford it.

Halloo was built by someone who needed it, and it's used every morning by the same person.

Also spelled haloo, hallo, or hullo — a halloo is an old word for a shout that carries, the kind you send across a field so someone knows you're there. Which is roughly what this app asks of you.