Long Story Short is a new private club for power-shoppers. Our goal is to advance luxury retail in the way that is most likely to benefit consumers, unconstrained by a need to generate ecommerce profit margins. Unlike traditional online shopping companies, we do not mark prices up or take a cut of sales. Since we rely strictly on membership dues and are free from traditional marketplace economics, we can better focus on a positive consumer experience.

We believe online shopping should be an extension of traditional brick-and-mortar retail and, in the spirit of luxury, the experience should be as-special-as-possible. Our membership admissions process is strict and the dues are steep, but we believe the goal and the structure are right. We hope this is what matters most to our members.

We dare you to try to visit Long Story Short without buying anything - or at least being seriously tempted. Classic cars, rare fish, a robot that can crack almost any safe combination. Long Story Short has it all. When you buy something, we acquire and inspect it before sending it on to you. That way, you never deal with sellers and they never learn your identity. What’s more, unlike everyone else, we don’t mark items up or take a cut of sales. That’s because we make our money from membership dues only. Long story short.. shop an eclectic array of new products added daily, buy them all in one place anonymously, and don’t worry about overpaying along the way.

Long Story Short is dedicated to a pair of unforgettable chihuahuas who filled our lives with joy. We like the idea of them living forever here now, cozying up to the most powerful people in the world.

Key Features

I. Discovery: An eclectic array of products added daily with an expert’s experience and point of view.
II. Convenience: Buy the coolest stuff in the world - across brands, categories and price points - all in one place.
III. Trust: Shop anonymously and get the best possible prices.

Anyone can apply for membership at http://www.longstory.sh or contact us at help@longstory.sh