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The Compass Mind: A Short Guide to Think in All directions

Thinking outside the box is more than just a business slogan. It means approaching our issues and troubles in innovative ways, conceptualizing difficulties differently, and in ways you that you had never thought before. We are often told to think out of the box but how exactly do we do that? How do we develop that unique ability to confront problems in ways other than how normal people confront problems? How do we cultivate the ability to look at things differently from the rest of the crowd?

This tiny book explains how you can learn to think out of the box and see problems from different angles based on a Chinese proverb that says - A wise man makes his own decisions, while an ignorant man follows the public opinion.

Self Improvement International - February 2019 Issue: Wealth of the Wise

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

Self improvement International - October 2019: Wealth of the Wise

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

The Extreme Minimalist: Discovering the Joys of Minimalism and Frugality

Book 2

Many executives think that financial problems, suicides, etc., only happen to some other people but not to them. So, they happily lead a lavish lifestyle by increasing their standard of living. Secondly, they assume that their credentials, knowledge, friends, and good deeds will keep them employed forever. Sadly, they are mistaken. Today’s unpredictable economy, workplace headaches, health, family issues, etc., can make even the most qualified employee unemployed. What if one door closes and another doesn't open? This book is designed to help you overcome such risks and become a long distance runner in life and not a short distance runner. By reading this book you will learn an amazing life skill called Minimalism or Voluntary Frugality, which no university or workplace will teach you. By learning this you can confidently handle your life's ups and downs without any fear or putting yourself or your family in trouble, and also become financially and psychologically superior than the rest of the crowd. Give it a try, you will be pleasantly surprised.

Self Improvement International - January 2020 Issue: Wealth of the Wise

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

Self Improvement International - August 2019: Wealth of the Wise

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

No Easy Future: Seven Habits to Tackle Tomorrow

Book 7

Many people think becoming a hermit to escape the modern rat race is a superb idea. But is it really possible? Can you really give up everything, escape into some forest, become a hermit and lead a jolly life? Unfortunately, it is neither practical nor possible for everyone. Secondly, even if you enter a forest to try that it is impossible to start living like Tarzan by making friends with all the animals and fighting crocodiles when necessary. Living in a forest involves learning several tough survival skills, icky lifestyle changes and a long time to blend into a forest life. So, running away to a real forest to escape the hassles of the modern concrete jungle is a lousy idea.But, wait, don’t be disappointed! It is still possible to experience several of the joys of a hermit without actually running away to a real forest. This book will tell you how.

Self Improvement International - March 2019: Wealth of the Wise

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

The Goodness Trap: A Pictorial Journey into Selfishness and Stop Living for Others

Thejendra Sreenivas

Are you one of those goody-goody persons who are now facing the following problems?

You have become a doormat or a bellboy to others.

You are unable and unwilling to say no.

People take you for granted.You are endlessly running errands for others.

Everyone’s urgencies are your emergencies.

All your time, money, and effort is spent on helping others.

You have become a cart horse by taking on everyone’s load.

You have to take permission from your husband, wife, or other family members to buy the things you love with your own money, or eat the dishes you like, wear the clothes you like, sleep an extra hour, and so on.

If you say yes to one or more of the above statements, then you are not alone. Millions of people worldwide, especially breadwinners, are in the same boat unable and unwilling to escape. But it's high time that you stop living for others and start living for yourself without any guilt or regret. This amazing book will show you how to do that.

Self Improvement International - May 2019

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

Self Improvement International - December 2019

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

Self Improvement international - June 2019: Wealth of the Wise

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

Self Improvement International - April 2019: Wealth of the Wise

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

Self Improvement international - July 2019

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

Self Improvement International - September 2019: Wealth of the Wise

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

The Curses of a Thousand Mothers: How we Pursue Joyful Sins

Thejendra Sreenivas

A dictionary defines sin as any act regarded as such a transgression, especially a willful or deliberate violation of some religious or moral principle. But most modern people who are not religious think that they are sin free. They assume that by paying their taxes, following laws, not killing or injuring anyone, giving the best to their family, they automatically become sin free. Or they argue that it is the 21st century and laugh at sins as just superstitious garbage and nonsense believed only by spiritual lunatics who have lost the plot. You could also be one such person. But are you really sin free? Do you think that just by following the law and giving the best to your family makes you sin free? This concise book shows how you are knowingly or unknowingly committing various sins by doing or not doing something. Can’t believe it? Just flip the pages to know how.

Get to the Point!: A Short and Snappy Guide

Book 3

Have you ever felt you have fallen under the toxic spell of modern business jargon? Are you bombarded by an endless stream of corporate mumbo-jumbo? Are you going bald scratching your head trying to understand complex reports filled with meaningless words like synergy, value add, leverage, paradigm, core competency, catalyst, vision, mission, information centric, people oriented, horizontal and vertical solutions, and other gobbledygook? Are you tolerating and encouraging fools by mistaking their pretentious rubbish talk for intelligence? If you say yes to any or all of the above questions, then you are not alone. Millions of executives worldwide are in the same situation and have resigned themselves to fate, unable and unwilling to get out of it. But it need not be that way. You can get out of it easily if you are willing to do a few simple things. This book will show you those simple things and how you can consciously reject complexity in communication and hug simplicity, which is the ultimate sophistication.

Mind Candies for a Lousy Day: A Mental Health Companion

Book 5

Dear Executives - Stress and Burnout are the two biggest headaches for employees worldwide. Millions are suffering from these two troubles in their lives every day. Now what causes stress? The top stress creators are office politics, productivity pressures, customer demands, performance appraisals, cost cutting, retrenchment, outsourcing, traffic, business travel, and so on. These headaches can turn even the most capable employee into a nervous wreck over time. The usual remedies of stress control are medications, counseling, exercises, therapy, seminars, and even spirituality like meditation and yoga. But these remedies cost time, money, effort, and travel. And not everyone will have the time or money to frequently indulge in such remedies. In this book I will teach an amazing technique to dramatically reduce your stress and burnout by more than 50 to 75% without taking the usual remedies. You can practice my technique anytime sitting at home or in the office. So, whenever you are feeling doubtful about your own abilities, when disappointments are staring at your face, and you don't see any light at the end of the tunnel simply dive into this book and you will begin to smile in the midst of overwhelming sorrow. Give it a try, you will be pleasantly surprised.

The Long Fuse: Why The Buddha Never Took Aspirin

Book 4

Thejendra Sreenivas is an Author and Life Skills Coach and offers personalized coaching in Book Publishing and Personal Development. He has also written 20+ mild & wild books on a number of subjects. His inspiration for writing unique books comes from Toni Morrison who said, “If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it.”

Please visit his web cave - www.thejendra.com for details of his books, magazine, and coaching information.

The Magic Apple and His Mighty Friends

Thejendra Sreenivas

Dear parents, do you spend sleepless nights worrying why your child doesn’t eat properly? Is your bundle of joy costing you a bundle of money with its endless tantrums during breakfast, lunch and dinner? Do you always run behind your kid frantically trying to make it eat some healthy food? Are you going mad listening to those child nutritional experts, or reading all those useless colorful books on child psychology? If you say yes to any or all of these questions then don’t worry. Just introduce your child to our Magic Apple and his mighty friends. Maybe they can convince your child to become a wonder kid within weeks.

Sounds interesting? Quick, start flipping the pages!

Become a Dictator: A Short and Snappy Guide

Thejendra Sreenivas

Hey, have you ever thought of becoming a dictator of some country and terrorizing its people for a few decades? Or dream of ruling the world by squelching free speech and crushing your enemies? No? Come on, don’t lie! Didn’t your mother teach you not to lie? Everyone wants to rule the world. It’s an inbuilt desire and everyone has illusions of grandeur and living in the lap of luxury. Don’t feel embarrassed to admit it. There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful. Who will say no to the delicious opportunity of becoming an emperor of a kingdom, own a few magnificent palaces, a set of luxury cars, a dozen private jets, swimming pools, sacks of gold and acquire a few other basic necessities if given a chance? Who cares about what the peasants and commoners think? Aha, I knew you would be interested.

This is why this great book was meticulously and exclusively written for you. It contains a stunning collection of humorous and satirical steps on how to become a dictator of a country and rule it with an iron hand for a few decades. Everything you wanted to know about how to become a brutal tyrant, but were too embarrassed to ask is available right here in this concise guide. It contains the most comprehensive specifications for every aspiring dictator and this is the only book that you will need to become a successful despot. There is no need to read any thick and boring books on history, communism, and so on. So, dive right in and start your delicious dictatorship journey today.

Secret Trip to a Jolly Jungle: The Adventures of Tommy and his Magic Spaceship

Thejendra Sreenivas

Meet little Tommy. He has a magic spaceship that can go anywhere he wants. It was a birthday gift to him by an alien who lives on Mars. Every holiday Tommy and his friends take secret trips to various exciting places around the universe. This weekend he is secretly going to a jolly jungle to meet all the wild animals there. Do you want to know what fun what they had in the jungle? Just flip the pages.

Secret Trip to Outer Space: The Adventures of Tommy and his Magic Spaceship

Thejendra Sreenivas

Meet little Tommy. He has a magic spaceship that can go anywhere he wants. It was a birthday gift to him by an alien who lives on Mars. Every holiday Tommy and his friends take secret trips to various exciting places around the universe. This weekend he is secretly going to outer space to meet all the stars and planets there. Do you want to know what fun what they had in space? Just flip the pages.

Secret Trip to a Treasure Island: The Adventures of Tommy and his Magic Spaceship

Thejendra Sreenivas

Meet little Tommy. He has a magic spaceship that can go anywhere he wants. It was a birthday gift to him by an alien who lives on Mars. Every holiday Tommy and his friends take secret trips to various exciting places around the universe. This weekend he is secretly going to a dangerous Treasure Island to get some treasures from there. Do you want to know what fun what they had on the island? Just flip the pages.

Secret Trip into the Ocean: The Adventures of Tommy and his Magic Spaceship

Thejendra Sreenivas

Meet little Tommy. He has a magic spaceship that can go anywhere he wants. It was a birthday gift to him by an alien who lives on Mars. Every holiday Tommy and his friends take secret trips to various exciting places around the universe. This weekend he is secretly going into the ocean to meet all the fantastic fishes there. Do you want to know what fun what they had in the ocean? Just flip the pages.

FINK!: The Mafia's Nightmare

Thejendra Sreenivas

There is nothing worse than a brutal crime that remains unsolved for years. What can be more painful for the victims and their loved ones to see the perpetrators still roaming free from the tentacles of justice? But not anymore. There is someone in town now who can give solace to such victims. A new headache has now entered the underworld and that’s not the police.Meet a mysterious private investigator with the strange powers to solve cases that have stumped the police for decades. A man who can handle baffling criminal cases that even the world’s greatest detectives fail to make any progress. A faceless stool pigeon who is sending shivers down the spine of the Mafia and the underworld by mysteriously unraveling all their darkest secrets. A chap every police chief would love to have on his team. Who is he? What is his secret? How does he do it? Why is he doing it? Who are his sources?

The Mirage Peddlers: How to Become an Advertising Guru

Thejendra Sreenivas

Ladies and Gentlemen! Are you bored with your dull and monotonous job? Do you feel you are wasting your life away? Do you dream of becoming creative and make a terrific impact on everyone? Do you want to make millions of people run away from their living rooms every few minutes? Do you want to know the secret to infiltrate the sub conscious mind of customers? Do you want to blatantly tell great lies and get away with it? Do you want to sell snow to Eskimos or sand to desert dwellers? Then look no further. Just become an advertising guru and switch on your full creative potential.Enter the mysterious word of advertising and get a job so unique that it requires no age limitations, tough trainings, or mental and physical qualifications. Prove your relatives, teachers and friends who would constantly accuse you of being brainless wrong. Sounds great, isn’t it? Everything you wanted to know about how to become a great advertising guru, but didn’t know whom to ask is available right here in this book. It contains the most comprehensive specifications and do’s & don’ts for every aspiring advertiser. So, let us get started.

Diary of a Dimwit: The Immaculate Worthless Collection

Thejendra Sreenivas

Diary of a Dimwit is an omnibus of sharp satire, outlandish observations, and awful advice on politics, advertising, sports, spirituality, research, modern art, stock market, etc. This book is about imagining the creative and wackier side of such professions to rejuvenate and brighten your day. The chapters are all fictitious and can be taken with a pinch of salt, though the paper used may not be edible. The author makes no representations or warranties of any kind with respect to the accuracy, usability, or usefulness of the contents.Many people think that humor and laughter are unproductive, unprofessional, and being serious is the only way to spend their personal and professional life. This is why most homes and workplaces have now become humorless, artificial, and stressful. But we don’t have to be humorless to run our lives. Having a sense of humor can lighten up difficult situations and creatively solve many personal and business problems. You must be able to think in atrocious, ridiculous, and illogical terms. Modern management consultants call this “thinking out of the box” but I call it old fashioned creativity and humor that has existed for decades from Mark Twain to Mad Magazine.

Big Money!: Top Secret Guide to the Stock Market Circus

Thejendra Sreenivas

‘Ladies and Gentlemen! Do you have some money to invest? Do you want to grow from rags to riches in the shortest possible time? Do you want to become an expert in many subjects and global events? Do you want to quit your boring job and still live happily? Do you.…’

‘Yes! Yes! Quick, tell me what I need to do.’

‘Simple. Just start investing in the stock market and start rolling in wealth and great global knowledge. There is big money in it, buddy!’

‘What? Don’t be silly! I have heard people go bankrupt in the stock market. Such activities are only for people with great financial brains.’

‘No, you are mistaken. Anyone can become a millionaire in the stock market. But you need to learn some mysterious secrets if you want to dabble in stocks.’

‘Really? Can you tell me what those secrets are?’

‘Well, I am not going to reveal them easily. I have discovered those great secrets through meticulous research from many years.’

‘Oh, come on! Tell me what those secrets are. Look, I will even share my profits with you. I promise!’

‘Well, since you insist I will reveal them. But don’t tell anyone, okay?’

The Patriot's Confession: A Spy Thriller

Thejendra Sreenivas

Meet Agent 57, a veteran combat specialist with the highest security clearance from the US government and all its friendly nations. Never seen but only rumored to exist in the dark shadowy world of extreme security and high value targets. A brilliant expert in geopolitics, covert operations and operating knowledge of every secret weapon whose existence is completely denied by all government agencies. A chap trained to survive the harshest of weathers, the deadliest of hungers and the toughest of tortures. A gentleman born to uphold the liberty and freedom of all its innocent citizens. A man who never hesitates to take up any impossible task anywhere in the world. An unwavering patriot with such extraordinary talents that sets him light years apart from the crowd of mediocre secret agents you normally read in thriller novels and movies. A man that every president from the last three decades has blindly trusted his or her life with, until he succumbs to that one fatal temptation that nobody ever dreamed a trustworthy agent like 57 would do.

Become an Atheist: A Short and Snappy Guide

Thejendra Sreenivas

Have you ever blamed or criticized God for something bad that happened to you? Do you feel like confronting and taking Him to task for all the rubbish that is happening around? Then look no further. Just become an atheist. But isn’t that something to do with not believing in god? Yes, of course. But how will that help? Well, becoming an atheist has several advantages. Firstly, you can quickly become famous. If you take the traditional route of becoming famous by believing in god it may take a long time, and there is no guarantee because gods are not very generous with boons nowadays. Secondly, as an atheist you are free from everything. You can now make fun of religious people, live life anyway you want, have no fears of punishment in hell, automatically become a scientific person, commit sins freely, don’t have to blame god for anything, get noticed in a crowd, etc. And you can also lambast god freely without any guilt or bad feelings.Aha, you are now curious to know how to become an atheist, right? Then look no further. Everything you wanted to know about how to become an atheist, but were too embarrassed to ask is available right here in this nutty book. It contains the most comprehensive specifications and do’s & don’ts for every aspiring atheist. So let us get started before god accidentally appears before you and spoils your plans

Never Trust Any God: A Mild & Wild Chat with the Brilliant Celestial Mechanic

Thejendra Sreenivas

Have you ever seriously wondered why our planet is oozing and dripping with diseases, terrorism, racism, wars, crime, politics, business headaches, and 1001 other problems? Or felt shocked by famous businesses suddenly taking a nosedive from riches to rags? Or baffled by the unexplained collective silence of the benevolent Gods from all of our rival religions? If it’s a big YES, then don’t waste time seeking answers from any reputed experts, enlightened professors, top economists, or by reading their superb bestsellers. Also, avoid those eminent Nobel laureates, Pulitzer Prize winners, top economists, eloquent politicians, or any influential world leaders, in case you accidentally bump into them. They will only make your doubts worse with their spellbinding theories. However, if you are desperate to clear your nagging doubts then you should ask the Cosmic Machiavelli because,

He is the only brilliant person in the entire universe who knows the correct reasons for the chaos and problems on earth, and also why our world’s movers and shakers can do nothing about it.

He is the dream teacher you were eagerly waiting for since childhood who can effortlessly explain why that dullest kid in your kindergarten is now a successful millionaire, while that smartest kid is now in prison.

He has also scribbled a few books, none of which have won any popular literary awards. And without even a website, blog or an email id, he has more fans, friends and followers than every blogger on the entire World Wide Web.

He is the only guy who can enlighten you with the technical, political, and business justifications for the eternal dance of feast-famine, merry-mayhem, good-bad, peace-chaos, wealth-poverty, etc., around us.

Finally, without even a formal authority he can bring anyone down to their knees, regardless of geographical boundaries, political clout, diplomatic immunity or muscle power. Want to know who that marvelous person is? Just flip the pages.

Become an Author: A Short and Snappy Guide

Thejendra Sreenivas

'Ladies and Gentlemen! Are you bored with your life? Do you have no friends to chat and spend time? Don't know what to do in your spare time or after retirement? Do you want to become famous without climbing mountains or doing stupid reality shows? Do you want to share your life's knowledge with others? Do you want to earn some extra pocket money or even a windfall if you are lucky? Do you seek an exciting hobby that can keep you busy and entertained for decades? Do you want to see your name on many websites? Etc, etc.'

'Yes! Yes! Quick, tell me what I need to do.'

'Simple, just become an author and start writing books.'

'What? Don't be silly! Such hobbies are only for people with great brains and superb talent.'

'No, it isn't. But if you still don't believe me I suggest you keep reading.'

Digital Wildfires: How to Become a Social Justice Warrior

Thejendra Sreenivas

Thejendra Sreenivas is an Author and Life Skills Coach and offers personalized coaching in Book Publishing and Personal Development. He has also written 20+ mild & wild books on a number of subjects. His inspiration for writing unique books comes from Toni Morrison who said, “If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it.”

Please visit his web cave - www.thejendra.com for details of his books, magazine, and coaching information.

The Mud Horse: Fantastic Jobs for Firebrand Feminists

Thejendra Sreenivas

Hey Feminists,

Are you being overtly or covertly discriminated by horrible men? Are you facing irritating issues like patriarchy, wage-gap, misogyny, etc? Are you constantly being told that you are inferior to men? Do men laugh at you when you say that you are also equal to them in all respects? Do you want to break that ridiculous male-female gender barriers and show the world that you not just equal to men but actually superior to them? Do you want to end the thousands of years of male-dominated history and begin a new era where you can prove your worth? Do you feel that you are capable of doing much more than just carry anti-patriarchy and anti-misogyny placards, rant on social media, and give bold interviews on TV and radio?

If you say yes to any or all of the above, then you have come to the right place. We are a brand new recruitment firm who specialize in hiring revolutionary feminists like you to cater to our increasing number of global vacancies. So, fasten your seat belts and give us a call. We have hundreds of suitable jobs worldwide that you can apply. Secondly, placement is guaranteed to almost 100% of our candidates if they fulfill our simple and basic criteria.

The Gibraltar Briefcase: The Wise Weapons of Exceptional Executives

Thejendra Sreenivas

The Gibraltar Briefcase is a bunch of raw advice on management, leadership, and self-improvement for the modern business executive. The Rock of Gibraltar, or Pillar of Hercules, located in Europe has been standing tough and strong for centuries despite several enemy attacks and long sieges and nothing can destroy the Rock or her people. The statement ‘Solid as the rock of Gibraltar’ is often used to describe a person that cannot fail or be subdued. To become such a rock, you must continuously repair and detoxify yourself physically, mentally, and spiritually to protect the forts you hold dear. The techniques in this book are the knowledge weapons to help you thrive and survive in modern stressful workplaces and become like a rock but without turning into a stone.

Become a Modern Artist: The Greatest and Easiest Job on Earth

Thejendra Sreenivas

Ladies and Gentlemen! Are you interested in the world’s greatest and easiest job? Do you want a profession that is too good to be true? A career so unique that it prescribes no educational qualifications, age limitations, tough trainings, work timings, or mental and physical qualifications for the candidate. Secondly, no other profession on this planet has the freedom, flexibility, liberty, elasticity, autonomy, uniqueness, independence, excitement, thrill, adventure, ecstasy, and variety that this unbelievable job offers. Thirdly, there are no interviews required and the pay check can exceed a million dollars or more. Forget the dull jobs that require you to slog 24x7 with eternal headaches like bad bosses, bad colleagues, office politics, recession, downsizing, outsourcing, etc, etc. And there is absolutely no catch. Sounds interesting? No, I am not kidding. Honest, such a job does really exist!

Just become a Modern Artist and start your wonderful artistic journey with this unique book containing a stunning collection of humorous and satirical steps on how to become a famous modern artist and earn millions of dollars by drawing and painting ridiculous irrational stuff that no one can understand. Everything you wanted to know about how to become an extremely creative person but were not sure whom to ask is available right here in this amazing guide. It contains the most comprehensive specifications for every aspiring artist and this is the only book that you need to become a successful modern artist. There is no need to get a formal degree, or read expensive books, or attend long stressful trainings on how to draw and paint correctly. So, let us get started.

We Never Would Have Guessed!: Modern Discoveries that your Grandma Already Knew

Thejendra Sreenivas

‘Have you noticed the exemplary work being done by some of our scientists and around the world these days?’‘Do you mean the great advances in curing cancer and other diseases?’‘No, I am not referring to cancer research or cure for baldness. I am talking about the other kinds of spectacular discoveries by our modern experts and scientists.’‘What spectacular discoveries are you talking about?’‘Scan any general newspaper or website and you will find an article about such glorious research every second day.’‘What glorious research are they? What are they discovering?’‘Well, I am not going to reveal them easily. But you never would have guessed that a meticulous research was required to unravel those earth shattering truths at the cost of taxpayers money.’‘Come on! Tell me what those discoveries are.’‘Well, since you insist I will reveal them. But don’t tell anyone, okay?’

Corporate Wildlife: The Certified Guide to Modern Office Humor

Thejendra Sreenivas

Management and Business sections of all bookstores are usually filled with hundred and hundreds of serious business books. An employee of today's modern, high-pressure corporate life will find very few books written on the lighter and satirical side of things we normally (or abnormally) do in today's workplace. This book attempts to fill that gap, and is a book about HUMOR in Office & Corporate life. The contents of the book are totally imaginative and are meant to be taken with a "pinch of salt", though the paper used may not be edible. A copy of this good for nothing book on every employee's desk will ensure that people switch off doing their work in a serious manner, and start doing the same work in a joyful manner. After all, everyone loves their jobs, but hates the work. Isn't it true?

The Cricket Beasts: The Fanatical Fanboys of the 22 Yards

Thejendra Sreenivas

‘Hey, are you bored with your dull and monotonous life? Do you waste all your spare time reading dull books like Shakespeare and Charles Dickens? Is your life too tame and domesticated? Do you want to inject some excitement and exuberance into it? Do you want to improve your lung power and be able to yell and shriek at hundred decibels for hours and hours? Do you want to get lots of friends of all ages, religions and races who think and act alike? Do you want to extract the maximum out of your gigantic high definition TV? Do you want to be at the edge of your living room couch shivering in nail biting suspense and anticipation? Do you…’

‘Yes! Yes! Quick, tell me what I need to do.’

‘Simple. Just become a real cricket fan and you will achieve all that I just said.’

‘What? Don’t be silly! How will that help? I am already a cricket fan in case you didn’t know.’

‘Hah! Are you? Don’t make me laugh! You are like a lamb, an insult to all real cricket fans.’‘

Hey, what do you mean by insult to all fans?’

‘Cool down! What I mean is you look and act too domesticated to be called a real cricket fan. You are still not that fire and brimstone material of cricket – The Ultimate Cricket Fan.’

‘Ultimate cricket fan? Who is that?’

‘An explosive beast that no one can tame.’

Top Secret Business Humor: The Immaculate Worthless Collection

Thejendra Sreenivas

The modern workplace environment has always been a source of comedy from decades, but very few people are willing to openly admit it. Many executives think humor and laughter are unproductive, unprofessional, and being serious and gloomy is the only way to spend their work life. This is why most modern workplaces have become extremely humorless, artificial and stressful. But we don't have to be humorless to run a business. Actually, the ability to laugh at yourself and your work are the qualities of great and successful leaders. Having a sense of humor can lighten up difficult situations and creatively solve many personal and business problems. You must be able to think in atrocious, ridiculous, and illogical terms. Modern management consultants call this 'thinking out of the box', but I call it old fashioned creativity and humor that has existed from centuries.Top Secret Business Humor is a collection of witty satire related to corporate stuff like processes, performance, change, strategy, customer satisfaction, meetings, quality, and other workplace dramas we endure for several hours a day. This book is all about imagining the creative and wackier side of working in an office to rejuvenate and brighten your day. The chapters are all fictitious and can be taken with a pinch of salt, though the paper used may not be edible. The author makes no representations or warranties of any kind with respect to the accuracy, usability or usefulness of the contents. So get serious about injecting some humor in your life.

The Power of Laziness: Discovering the Wisdom of Slowness

Book 1

Any modern executive coach can teach you how to fire on all cylinders, be more productive, extract more juice out of your system, wake up at 5 and go to bed at 11, don’t be a clock watcher, stop the 9-to-5 mentality, get into a 12-14 hour schedule, take a cold shower, and burn yourself at the gym daily, etc. They insist that fame and fortune is possible only if you adopt such an intense lifestyle. And media also joins the bandwagon to portray such ever-smiling workaholics as the modern day super heroes. Bombarded by such scorching advice most people start believing that burning themselves out is the only way to live. So, they enter a world obsessed with speed, doing everything faster, cramming more and more into less and less time, racing against the clock, etc.

But what is popular may not be right, and what is right may not be popular. Now, what if I told you that by adopting some conscious laziness you can achieve more than what chronic workaholics can achieve in their lifetime? Or lazy people have an edge over others who work hard and are often suited for leadership and creativity roles in organizations. Wait, don’t go away. I am not kidding. Laziness is not really a bad and useless thing. Laziness is what makes us human but it’s one of the most useful but a highly misunderstood feature. The fact that this laziness feature exists within us means there is some nature’s purpose behind this that we are either unable or unwilling to explore. There is a higher reason behind all our human strengths, weaknesses, and biological features.

This concise book will show you how to exploit the unique power of laziness and adopt it to achieve stunningly more productivity and creativity than all the extreme workaholics surrounding you. Give it a try, you will be pleasantly surprised.

Self Improvement International - November 2019: Wealth of the Wise

Thejendra Sreenivas

Self Improvement International is a digital magazine to be read, retained, remembered, and re-read. Each magazine carries a bunch of sparkling articles on Personal Development, Stress Management, Humor, Frugality, Leadership, Resiliency, Workplace Issues, Technology, Life Skills, Spirituality, Writing, Publishing, and an occasional Harsh Advice. The magazine is fully optimized for reading on all Android & Apple devices, Kindle Reader, or your Web Browser.

Simplicity is the hallmark of this wisdom treasure chest. Unlike the hordes of dazzling magazines you see in the newsstands the contents here are eye and eReader friendly and not crowded with complex cosmetics, awesome advertisements, great graphics, etc., that can distract or irritate your eyes. Like a basket of delicious healthy fruits each issue can dramatically transform your personal and professional life. Think of this magazine as your electronic personal coach who can make you superior to the rest of the crowd.

Magazine varies in cover and information from month to month.

IT Asset Management: A Practical Guide for Technical and Business Executives

Thejendra Sreenivas

IT Asset Management is often considered as a boring and low grade task by many technical executives, CTOs and even CIOs. This is because most technical staff in many organizations hates getting involved in the commercial and financial aspects of managing IT assets as they think this is just a glorified storekeeper job. Such misconceptions result in frequent battles between the finance, audit and the technical departments. However, IT asset management is an extremely crucial function of any organization, and must be given the highest importance possible by the senior management. Secondly, it's not a mere storekeeper's job as many executives fear.This book simplifies the procedures and processes used to successfully implement a workable IT asset management department in an organization. It removes any doubts or uncertainties about how it can be easily achieved with the help of a simple combination of qualified internal members of staff, contractors, external consultants, and some common sense.

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