Fairytale Remixes

Kevin and I have had five dates—and hooked up twice. He is big-hearted and big-boned, with a slightly ragged haircut and a laugh that reminds me of the luckdragon in The Neverending Story. I like him so much, even though he’s a total dweeb.

I stare at the dirty text for one minute. Then two.

My fantasy? I take a swig of wine. Should I cop out? Make a joke about a naughty nurse? Or do I risk being completely honest…

If I tell him the truth, I think he would make it good.

I know he’ll make it good. I take a deep breath—I’m all in.

I text back, “Have you seen the movie Splash?”

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Laura Lovely's Fairtyale Remixes promise short hot and humorous romances, inspired by fairytales, mythology and pop culture. Splash Me is inspired by the 1980s mermaid movie, Splash.

I love the way their freckles stand out. I love the way their necks get red when they get hot, sunburned or turned on. I love the way I can spot one in a room and know they’re going to be mine.

I love them so much, I’ve earned a nickname: Pumpkin Pounder.

(I’m not going to put that on my resume, but it suits me.)

The one thing I love as much as redheads is Halloween night in New York City, so when my friend invites me to a wild costume party aboard an old tug boat, I’m ready for anything...especially meeting the perfect guy.

The perfect, redheaded guy...with an Irish accent.

Problem is, what if I want him for more than one night?

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PUMPKIN POUNDER is a fairytale remix, a reverse Cinderella story inspired by The Nightmare Before Christmas, An Affair to Remember and SATC. Laura Lovely’s Fairytale Remixes promise short hot-n-humorous romances inspired by fairytales, mythology and pop culture.