The Shape of Love

Amy:

My parents are awful people. They want me to marry me off to some dude in rehab, so I went on a long hike to clear my mind.

But I came upon a secluded island …

And to my surprise, it’s populated by a community of gorgeous alpha males who all have TWO huge tools!

Who are these guys?

Where did they come from???

Nonetheless, the loincloths can’t hide those enormous shafts.

They poke out proud and glorious, thickly veined and girthy. My mouth waters even as my knees go weak because I want to try one or two … or maybe try them all!

Drake:

Against all odds, a random girl stumbled upon our hidden island. WTF? How the hell did that happen?

Nonetheless, we can’t let Amy go without being punished.

She’s going to be offered up as a sacrifice …

On an altar …

With all my brothers watching …

As she takes my hard, heavy tools BOTH ways, simultaneously.

See? The curvy girl showed up at the altar just like her parents wanted …

…. They just didn’t expect her to be married to a man like me!

This is a follow-up to Carl and Chloe’s tale in The Lumberjack with 2 Rods. Can you believe the premise of these stories? The Isle of Deux is named “Deux” because you guessed it – the inhabitants are handsome brutes with peculiar anatomy that promises DOUBLE the pleasure for the curvy girls they tame! Break out your life jackets because you’ll need them to stay afloat during this wild ride! Even better, there’s a whirlwind wedding at the end where the totally unexpected happens. As always, my stories are standalones and do not need to be read in order. HEA guaranteed.

Chloe:

My neighbor at the trailer park is gorgeous. Carl Jonsson is older, definitely, but he’s also H-O-T. He’s got broad shoulders, pecs like heavy slabs of marble, and an enormous package that makes me go quivery inside.

But when he shows me his package, to my surprise, Carl’s got TWO TOOLS!

They’re both huge, thick, and throbbing with power.

My mouth waters because I have to ride his appendages … both, simultaneously!

Carl:

I’m a genetic mutant, but I’m not ashamed. My anatomy is something I was born with, and if anything, it makes me even MORE attractive to the ladies. 

But Chloe’s something else.

The sassy curvy girl thinks she’s seen everything when it comes to men …

… but everything doesn’t include my particular physique!

What in the world? Is this some kind of fantasy? Or maybe I’ve died and gone to heaven because where can I find a man like Carl Jonsson? He’s literally the stuff of dreams hahaha! But seriously, this is not an alien, sci-fi, or paranormal romance. Instead, it’s a steamy contemporary tale but with a man who can offer his woman DOUBLE … and I mean that literally, and not just figuratively! Break out your electric fan because you’ll need to cool down after reading this story! This book is a follow-up to 2 Cherries for My Dad’s Best Friend, but all of my stories are standalones and do not need to be read in order. No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always an HEA for my readers.

Don’t believe the rumors, right?

WRONG.

Everything they say about me is true.

That I’m a prince.

With a sordid imagination.

And an even more sordid reality.

After all, I have two loyal henchmen who enjoy the same things that I do, and that includes enjoying women … together.

The girls are shocked, panting as their eyes go wide.

Delighted wails ring in the air, as their curvy forms are bent over and used.

Yet in the end, the ladies only want more … because who can resist being shared by Prince Charming and his men?

Welcome to MFMM romance at its finest! In this story, we’re off in fantasy land because Prince Ragnar is anatomically blessed in a *very* unexpected way. He has a particular genetic mutation which allows him to claim a woman front and back at the same time. Say what? Yes, it is what you think, so press the yellow button in order to get your dose of mind-boggling naughtiness. This story contains questionable scenes and is not appropriate for sensitive readers. This tale is a follow-up to Loving The Man of the House, but as always, my books are standalones and do not need to be read in order.

I know there are rumors about me. That I use women. That I tie them up for my so-called “training.” That I discard them afterwards, with no thought as to their well-being.

It’s all true.

After all, not everyone can handle a Prince of Lysenia because I’m genetically different from most men. The average guy out there has one tool … but I have two.

They’re both massive, leaking poles.

Designed to claim.

With no mercy.

And I’m looking for a curvy girl who can take it all.

Matilda:

I’ve heard about Prince Haakon’s anatomy. The rumors are so wild that they couldn’t possibly be true. 

But after our prince calls for a virgin sacrifice, opportunity knocks.

He’s here …

I’m available …

… and I’m eager to receive on both ends.

In other words, I’m perfect for Haakon’s filthy desires. But how do I make him choose me?

This is a follow up to The Prince and His Bodyguards. Yes, the genetics of the Lysenian royal family are strange but altogether amazing because just like Prince Ragnar, Prince Haakon also has two massive clubs … and a forked tongue that can do wonders! Impossible? Not in Romancelandia! As always, my tales contain inappropriate scenes and are not intended for sensitive readers. HEA guaranteed.

Lorna:

My parents always wanted me to be a slender, lithe girl fit for a prince. They even signed me up for dance lessons, like I was going to be a prima ballerina. As if! But now, those lessons in flexibility are serving me well because this handsome prince has two scepters … that point in opposite directions!

Cedric:

I thought Lorna was one of the ladies I ordered off the menu. Yeah, I’m that type of a$$hole.

But Lorna is so much more because the curvy girl’s young …

Feisty …

Sassy as hell …

And so flexible.

Soon, she’s showing off her elasticity, and it only gets better from here!

This is a follow-up to Sven and Shirley’s story, Twice Taken By My Dad’s Best Friend. In this tale, we meet Lorna, Shirley’s roomie from college who used to get into the worst escapades. Yes, it’s that girl – the one with no boundaries at all. But now, Lorna’s met her match because not only is Cedric a prince, but he’s got TWO of what she needs and one of them points in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION! Holy cow! Click “Read” immediately because these stories are only getting crazier with every installment. Shock factor guaranteed 😊

Shirley:

I was just messing around. No one was home, so I decided to sit on the sprinkler in my family’s secluded greenhouse for lots of naughty fun.  

No one would see.

It would be quick…

… and very dirty.

Even better, I added the garden hose for a double dose of good times!

Then, I turned on the water and ohhhhh!

Can you say EMERGENCY?!

Sven:

I’m a fireman. I save people.

But when I stopped by my buddy’s house to drop off gifts for Xmas, I couldn’t believe my eyes. 

His daughter was buck naked in the greenhouse with 2 implements stuck inside …

… well, I won’t describe where they were.

Did I save the curvy girl?

HELL YEAH!

Because Shirley needs to be taken twice to be happy … and I’m just the man to deliver with my TWO massive shafts.

This is a follow-up to Chloe’s story in The Lumberjack with 2 Rods. In this tale, we meet Sven, who was the product of a dirty threesome between his mom, Carl’s mom and King Fjall long ago. Oh yes, it’s the Lysenian royal genes working their magic again because Sven has TWO of what ladies need most in life … and Shirley’s going to enjoy them both! Kick back, relax, and try to slow your pulse because it’ll be racing double time from page one. 😊 HEA guaranteed.

John: The curvy girl’s in for a surprise because she says she has animal needs. Lexi claims that nothing short of a stallion could possibly quench her desire, and the sheer frustration is making her crazy. But what Lexi doesn’t realize is that I’m a centaur … and I have just the horse anatomy to make her scream!

What in the world? Clearly, this series is called The Shape of Love for a reason, and that’s because our heroes deliver beyond your wildest expectations. Yes, in this story Lexi’s in for a surprise because she’s been desperate for massive size and has no idea where to get it. Lucky for her, a handsome cowboy on the range happens to do more than just work with equines … because John also BECOMES a mighty stallion, to her pleasure and delight! Hold your horses (hahaha) because this tale will blow your socks off! Warning: extreme size and recto-vag*nal breeding practices ahead. DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK if you’re easily offended. This book is a follow-up to Breeding the Brat, but my books are standalone and can be read in any order.