Bite Me

2019 • 83 minutes

About this movie

A subversive romantic comedy about the real-life subculture of people who believe they're vampires and the IRS agent who audits them.

Ratings and reviews

I don't like vampire movies, I had never even seen one before Naomi McDougall Jones did me the honor of sending me BITE ME a few months ago and...you must see BITE ME, because you'll love this movie! Tell me if you don't love it, so I'll know who among you has no heart! I'm kidding... or maybe not! It's a good well-written story with the humour of an English film, the freshness of an Indian film; sprinkle it all with universal love, perfectly fair and delicious actors and GO and SEE BITE ME! Believe me, it's unexpected and wonderful! Bravo Naomi McDougall Jones and the the wonderful team of BITE ME ! Gabrielle Dubois

Post Bite Me - I'm basking in the warm, happy feeling of a well made independent film with an important message. Well written, so well-acted, funny and tender - it captures perfectly how we humans fool ourselves into thinking there can only be one flavor of 'normal'. Judgments and defensiveness set aside, we are stronger/happier individuals and a far less destructive species!

BITE ME is the answer to the cookie-cutter rom-coms we’ve come to hate and it works best when it is at its most subversive. It’s subject matter is dark, dealing with vampirism, Christian fanaticism, and scariest of all, the IRS. Yikes! But the tone never dwells in the shadows and always brings to light the absurdity of the story. BITE ME isn’t a perfect film but it is the perfect film for audiences that desperately need a refreshing and unique rom-com to cuddle up to.