Dirty Tennis

2023 • 31 minute

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Welcome to the wonderful world of DIRTY TENNIS, where it's not how you win, but how badly you humiliate your opponent. Fed up with those hard hitting tennis snobs, with their top spin, their perfect form and designer attire? Let devious Dick Van Patten teach you the finer points of playing dirty, along with his cunning co-conspirators: wife Pat, sons Vincent, Nels and James, plus sexy secret weapon Nicollette Sheridan (The Sure Thing, Knots Landing). Gain that cutting edge so you, too, can beat your arrogant brother-in-law, your over-instructed neighbor, or, as Dick demonstrates, a world class athlete like Bruce Jenner. Learn the fundamentals of The Dirty Set-up, The Dirty Warm-Up, The Dirty Game Plan, Basic Dirty Tennis and Advanced Dirty Tennis. Pick up such invaluable tips as how to dress to distract, the fine art of exhausting your opponent before the game begins, cheating at first serve, how to make lousy shots work for you, the old bald ball trick and much, much more!