Astor William Stevenson is on the verge of a big step in his career, but when his girlfriend leaves him, insecurities boil to the surface and he transforms into a wrecking ball to all around. Seeking distraction and a return of confidence, Astor sets off on an endless stream of often misguided romantic pursuits. A brutally honest, darkly comedic look at modern dating and its many regrettable hurt fueled moments of self-destruction.