Shark Tale

2004 • 89 минут

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Oscar (Will Smith), a lowly tongue-scrubber at the local Whale Wash, becomes a hero when he tells a great white lie. When his lie begins to unravel, Oscar teams up with an outcast vegetarian shark, Lenny (Jack Black) and his loyal friend Angie (Renée Zellweger) to help him stand up to the most feared shark in the water (Robert De Niro) and find his true place in the reef.

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And, honestly, that is all that I can see when I watch this film... the horrific character designs. The voice actors are fun but whoever designed these horrifying people-fish-things should be taken out back like Old Yeller. If you're fine with giving your children nightmares about fish then this film is for you. If you want a good story then this film might do it for you if you can look beyond the multiple design flaws... Why did the designers not look at the fish sequence in Disney's The Sword In The Stone? Those were great designs! Even The Incredible Mister Limpet wasn't this frightening! Two stars for the creativity of the car wash-style whale wash. That was pretty genius.

This movie is a disgrace to humanity. Absolutely hilarious. Like jar jar binks and will Smith and Hitler and elmo had a huge orgy, mixed their cum together and added some covid 19 vaccine to it. If u wish to keep your eyesight then please do not watch 1 millisecond of this film.

Back when DW couldn't voice cast or animate at all... thank God for Shrek. Whenever I watch this movie, seeing the faces of the actors in the fish is almost as bad as only hearing the actors themselves and not the characters. Jack black and Robert DeNiro were the ONLY saving graces as their acting prowess propelled poorly written characters upward.