The Swing of Things

2020 • 93 мүнөт

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Bad weather diverts Tom (Chord Overstreet, "Glee") and Laura Jane from their Bahamas dream wedding. So, with friends, parents, and Laura's protective big brother (Luke Wilson, OLD SCHOOL), they land at a mystery hotel in Jamaica-which turns out to be a swinger's resort! Can the innocent couple avoid the nonstop booze, weed, naked bodies, and lusty dolphins long enough to make it to the altar? This righteous, raunchy laugh riot also stars Adelaide Kane (THE PURGE) and Jon Lovitz ("SNL").

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This movie is bad. Not bad as in "somewhat bad" or "kinda stupid". It's just bad. It's Super Bad. Super Super Bad. Super Super Super Bad. It's so bad that they could have put a picture of a dog turd in the trailer only and it still wouldn't tell you how awful it really is. Which is a shame because Chord Overstreet usually picks good roles to showcase his talent. Guess I can't say that anymore. And, I normally love classic sitcom casting with the likes of Linda Purl (Happy Days) and Matt McCoy (We Got it Made and Police Academy), but this movie wastes them too with a nonsensical plot, atrocious dialog and asinine character "development".I mean, honestly, an advertising executive who hasn't heard of the "Mile High Club"? Just not funny. The whole movie fell flat. And, I haven't even got to the weirdest part--the dolphins who inexplicably rape anyone who dares enter their ocean domain. Yes, you read that right. The dolphins rape humans in this movie. To make matters worse, this movie appears to be actually filmed at the Hedonism 2 resort in Negril, Jamaica. In the movie, it's supposed to be a 5 star resort but looks like a 2 star at best. In fact, according to Google, it's really only a 3 star resort, and it shows. I can't believe I wasted a Sunday night watching this. Because of this, my spouse is making me watch the sequel to The Kissing Booth on Netflix as punishment. Ugh.

This movie should come with a warning and a package of emesis bags.

Reduce the price, this movie is trash.