Valhalla Rising

2011 • 92 minutes

About this movie

One-Eye has been a slave for most of his life - housed in a cage on a barren highland hillside, he is only allowed out to fight. But when he does, he proves himself a blood-thirsty, brutal and efficient warrior. But times - and masters - are changing; Christian Vikings are supplanting their pagan cousins. When One-Eye is conscripted to a crusade to the Promised Land, he is the only one aware of the true peril of the situation. 2009 Valhalla Rights APS, One Eye Productions, Blind Eye Productions, Scanbox. All Rights Reserved.

Ratings and reviews

I can see why anyone who was used to awful, Hollywood films based on history, and would think this is slow; it has barely any dialogue. But it's really a beautiful, and poetic film. I loved the actors, especially the main. It's dirty, cold cold and brutal and really makes you feel as though you are there.

Sorry - a waste of time. Too Arty Farty for me.

Only drugged out spastic idiots would rate this movie above one star