Blumhouse's Fantasy Island

2020 • 109 минут

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In Blumhouse’s Fantasy Island, the enigmatic Mr. Roarke (Michael Peña) makes the secret dreams of his lucky guests come true at a luxurious but remote tropical resort. But when the fantasies turn into nightmares, the guests have to solve the island’s mystery in order to escape with their lives. Also starring Maggie Q, Lucy Hale, Austin Stowell, Jimmy O. Yang and Ryan Hansen.

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I honestly believe they changed the plot - a re-write midway and instead of discarding the serpent level scene they kept it in and tried to force it to work. She wasn't 'faking' her reaction, she was ALONE and it doesn't make sense to later say it was pretending. Also, when in danger, they did not protect themselves from harm as any normal person would do. There are absolutely times of FRUSTRATION when watching this movie, and you will know what I mean when you see it. It could have been better by making what happened on the island, to affect live back home. But no tie-in to reality. Also, in the end, bringing someone back to life means they are made from the black stuff... what's the point?

For me, this film redefines idiocy. Its story could be compared in integrity and thoughtfulness, to that of a low spectrum 4 year old with a serious speech impediment, on a sugar high. The story, if such a high term might apply, is not only boring, but has more holes in it than our justice system. Please do everyone a favor, and just don't. Don't what? Don't anything anymore, ever, at all, please.

Nope. Does. Not. Work. I thought the format may be better as a TV series but it's Fantasy Island is incredibly boring and dumb. The trailer shows all the good parts. Everything else feels like filler. I almost want to spoil the incredibly dumb source of Fantasy Island's mysterious powers but I won't be that far. Wait for it to be free-ish on Amazon Prime or Netflix.