Tales From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood

1996 • 87 minutes

About this movie

The iconic Crypt Keeper returns with this creepy comedy brimming with lust and laughs. Dennis Miller stars as Rafe Guttman, a wisecracking private eye investigating a bordello where the owner, Madam Lilith (Angie Everhart), and her voluptuous cohorts are out for blood—literally. Guttman soon finds himself taking on a den of beautiful vampires as well as the Reverend Jimmy Current (Chris Sarandon), a crooked televangelist with a powerful talisman. Corey Feldman also stars in this romp about the "gorehouse" you'll want to visit again and again.

Ratings and reviews

It had the misfortune of following up Demon Knight. DK was not a spectacular movie by any stretch of the imagination, but that set the bar so high you knew BoB was going to fail. As a stand alone it is merely an ok film. As a Tales from the Crypt it disappoints. It's ok to watch but it is very forgettable after the fact.

Demon Knight was so good in its weird, bad, fun way (plus Billy Zane having the time of his LIFE was just magic). Bordello of Blood has none of those things going for it. Which makes me sad because it effectively ended the Takes From the Crypt movie franchise.

This movie is not a good movie, but it is a fun movie. You will laugh, (if you are attracted to females) you will get horny, and you will think it is all incredibly absurd.