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Wartime sitcom. Edith takes advantage of Rene's presumed demise to search for his will.

Edith continues to gallivant around the village in search of a new husband. Meanwhile, Herr Flick decides to conceal the real Fallen Madonna inside a sausage in Rene's café.

Classic sitcom set in occupied France, written by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft. While Rene believes he is finally getting rid of the British airmen, another agent is dropped by parachute, disguised as a French policeman.

Rene and Captain Geering are ambushed by the Resistance, while Monsieur Alfonse plucks up the courage to propose to Edith.

Wartime sitcom. It is pistols at dawn for Monsieur Alfonse and Rene, who are set to duel over the hand of Edith. Of course the cowardly Rene tries to duck out when Gruber offers to take his place. Further complicating things, Von Strohm and Geering plan to kill Alfonse before the duel can even begin. Meanwhile, when Hitler discovers that his knockwurst doesn't contain the Fallen Madonna which was consigned to him, he orders the Colonel's arrest.

Wartime sitcom. After running away from a duel with Monsieur Alphonse for Edith's honour, Rene returns to the cafe with help from Michelle of the Resistance. The only catch is that he has to dress as one of the girls. Back at the cafe, Rene and the Resistance learn that Herr Flick has captured the Colonel and the Captain in order to gain information on the location of the painting the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies. Finding Rene, the Gestapo also take him in for questioning, but will he be able to escape to get the British Airmen home with his dignity intact?

The Resistance decide that their operations will be inhibited by General Von Klinkerhoffen's personal control of the district, and decree that he must be blown up. The Colonel comes to a similar conclusion, deciding on poison, while Herr Flick elects to terminate the General's appointment with a poisoned dart.