Family Guy

1999
4.5
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41 episodes (13)

1 North by North Quahog
5/1/05
Season-only
Peter decides to take Lois on a second honeymoon. But when things go awry, they end up posing as a famous actor/director to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they inadvertently discover a copy of "The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This." Peter and Lois attempt to destroy the film and end up in a high-speed chase with two Catholic priests hell-bent on saving the movie.
2 Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High
5/8/05
Season-only
When Chris' teacher wins the lotto and quits, Brian fills in as the substitute. All's well until Brian is moved to another class where he must teach troubled kids to aim low. Meanwhile, Chris is instantly smitten with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to be with him if he kills her husband. But when Lois finds the teacher's written instructions in Chris' laundry, she and Stewie conspire together to find answers and teach Chris a lesson.
3 Blind Ambition
5/15/05
Season-only
Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements -- Mort bowls a perfect game, Joe gets a guilty Quagmire off on unsavory charges and Quagmire accidentally saves a woman's life -- so he decides to break a Guinness record to achieve something that he will be remembered for after he dies. After accidentally blinding himself, Peter wanders into the Drunken Clam while it's on fire and unknowingly saves Horace from the flames, becoming a local hero.
4 Don't Make Me Over
6/5/05
Season-only
When Meg asks a cute boy at school on a date and he turns her down, she looks to her family for support. In an effort to cheer her up, Lois takes Meg to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but it's Meg's new look that has the record producers singing their praises. So the Griffins form a traveling family band that takes them all the way to New York to perform on "Saturday Night Live".
5 The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
6/12/05
Season-only
When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position. Peter identifies the other man as Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland of his wife's extracurricular activities. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lying down.
6 Petarded
6/19/05
Season-only
At a game night among friends, Lois lets Peter win at Trivial Pursuit, which leads Peter to gloat and think he's a genius. Brian knows the truth and challenges Peter to prove his intelligence by getting an IQ test. But when the test results determine Peter is legally mentally challenged, everyone ends up looking stupid.
7 Brian the Bachelor
6/26/05
Season-only
When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, they recruit Brian to be a contestant. He signs up for the free martinis and food, but ends up falling in love with the reality starlet, Brooke. Brian wins her heart -- and the final rose -- but when the cameras are turned off, this romance made in TV heaven takes a turn for the worse. Meanwhile, Chris gets a horrible case of acne.
8 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
7/10/05
Season-only
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months. But when Neil starts dating another girl, Meg becomes jealous and goes on the hunt to find a boyfriend of her own. Meanwhile, Stewie goes gaga over his hot new babysitter, Liddane.
9 Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
7/17/05
Season-only
When Lois is short on cash and can't pay her grocery store bill, she resorts to stealing. The adrenaline rush from shoplifting sends her on a stealing spree that spirals out of control and leaves her behind bars. Back at home, the family is a mess without Lois, so Peter and the kids decide to break her out of the clinker to get things back to normal.
10 Model Misbehavior
7/24/05
Season-only
When the Griffins visit Lois' parents, Lois realizes that her father prevented her from fulfilling her lifelong dream of becoming a model, so she returns to Quahog and hits the catwalk. Lois is an instant hit, but the glamorous world goes to her head and Peter has to step in to get her back on track. Meanwhile, Stewie starts a pyramid scheme business and hires Brian as his assistant.
11 Peter's Got Woods
9/11/05
Season-only
When Brian attends a PTA meeting, he meets Meg's high school teacher and starts to date her. This new relationship puts a strain on Peter and Brian's friendship, so Peter finds solace in new best friend, James Woods. Meanwhile, "The Da Vinci Code" leaves Stewie unable to sleep.
12 The Perfect Castaway
9/18/05
Season-only
When Peter and the guys go on a fishing trip, they end up in choppy waters that leave them stranded on a desert island. Months later, the guys are rescued from the island and Peter returns home to discover the new man of the house has a bark that's worse than his bite.
13 Jungle Love
9/25/05
Season-only
When Chris discovers he'll be hazed as part of a high school ritual, he runs away to South America, where he assimilates to the uncivilized, tribal culture. Meanwhile, Peter is forced to look for a job, but after several failed attempts he decides he's tired of starting at the bottom of the ladder. While Peter visits Chris in the South American jungle, tribal members treat him like a god, but both Peter and Chris learn that they can't run away from their problems forever.

About this show

Animated series "Family Guy" features the adventures of the Griffin family. Endearingly ignorant Peter and his stay-at-home wife Lois reside in Quahog, R.I., and have three kids. Meg, the eldest child, is a social outcast, and teenage Chris is awkward and clueless when it comes to the opposite sex. The youngest, Stewie, is a genius baby bent on killing his mother and destroying the world. The talking dog, Brian, keeps Stewie in check while sipping martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

Ratings and reviews

4.5
1.29K reviews
Stig O'hara
December 22, 2014
We've been watching the family guy show for a while like and I still don't get it a freaking talking dog and fully talking baby and a 2 teenagers still a virgins and disfreakable parent's if that's not funny Mr Herbert blowen our minds endless laughter we can't get enough of its a very funny show<3
3 people found this review helpful
8BIT Scorpion
October 29, 2017
"You think that's bad? Remember the time I was David Hasselhoff's car?" This show used to be good. The first three seasons are easily the best, and I think 7 and under aren't that bad either. But the majority of the new episodes are horrid. The first three seasons relied less on flashbacks. 4-7 relied on them too, but were at least watchable and funny. Even 4-7's flashbacks were annoying at times, it draws away from the story and is VERY VERY annoying. I don't see how Family Guy can't work as an internet web series, especially now. But why isn't it a web series? Because MacFarlane wants money.
36 people found this review helpful
Garrick Welsh
December 5, 2018
Absolutely love family guy, but Seasons 1-4 does not contains 4 seasons of Family Guy. It contains just 5 random episodes. The refund process for me took over 30 minutes of my life and someone from customer support. Don't purchase the so called Seasons 1-4 of Family Guy.