Golan the Insatiable

GOLAN THE INSATIABLE follows a mighty godlord from an alternate dimension who arrives in Oak Grove, MN, where his only friend is a macabre, nine-year-old girl named Dylan, who constantly urges him to wreak havoc on her town.

Golan and Dylan hatch an evil scheme to kill spring before it even begins, using the magic of dance, and Alexis realizes she is the only one who can stop them.

When Dylan is caught wetting the bed, Golan mocks her relentlessly to get in with cool kids. Meanwhile, Alexis helps her boyfriend, Keith, throw the sickest seventeenth birthday party the local news has ever seen.

Dylan and Golan adopt a diseased covered turtle in hopes of poisoning the whole town in the Oak Grove Chili Eat Out. Meanwhile, Carole is whooshed into the insurmountable highs and lows of modeling despite Alexis' cries of caution.

Golan's life is in danger when he sheds his skin in the wilderness and only tiny Dylan can protect him! Meanwhile, Carole loosens up with the help of an amorous machine.

Golan attends Alexis' high school to get crowned King in the school dance. Meanwhile, Dylan worries that she is losing Golan to Alexis' world of popularity and parties.