House of Fools

Vic, Bob and Beef feel that Erik has come of age, and decide to arrange a surprise blind date for him at Julie's Bistro. Erik has problems selecting an appropriate outfit and devising conversation starters, while Vic and Bob fall out over their band's debut performance in the bistro. Beef saves the day with a cunning plan to re-unite the pair and Erik's date goes better than anyone expected.

After discovering some un-used Botox and tattooing equipment, Vic decides to test them out on two volunteers - Julie and Bosh, with striking results. It's also Rachel's birthday and Bob hopes to get into Erik's good books by making it a very special and memorable day for her. Things take a turn for the worse when Beef's saucy past catches up with him and he is forced to hide from the consequences of his actions. A very special guest surprises the House with unexpected news.

Julie asks Vic and Bosh to create a promotional video for her new Bistro, but Vic wrote his script on the back of a moth which has escaped into the kitchen and begun gorging on everyone's underwear, turning it into a giant monster-moth with an insatiable appetite! Meanwhile, a pop star with a striking resemblance to Erik has arrived in the country, causing a media stir. This gives Beef an idea, and they decide to plant Erik in the cafe to generate publicity and punters. It works! But the news story takes an unexpected turn when a mystery beast begins flying towards the bistro…

Vic and Bob are practising their special moves for the big Danceathon at Julie's Bistro. When Bob reveals that the three notorious Butcher Brothers will also be competing, Vic and Beef try any means to get out of the event and avoid potential humiliation. Bob resigns himself to competing in the Danceathon alone, but Erik has found something very special which just might save the day for them all. As long as Bosh and Julie can get rid of the rat in her kitchen in time.

Vic and Bob are struggling to find a plot for the episode. When a letter arrives from the White House announcing a Presidential visit, things start to look more promising. But can the House of Fools really pass for an average British household? Beef brings over his truth-telling turban for everyone to try on, and a health inspector threatens to close down Julie's Bistro when Bosh unwittingly reveals the state of the kitchen. Beef's Truth Turban holds one more revealing and shocking surprise for all of the cast.

After receiving an exciting letter from his ex-girlfriend Mary, Vic enlists help from Julie and begins preparations for Mary's visit and their big date. But when Mary has to cancel at the last minute, Beef, Bosh, Julie and Bob set about concocting an ingenious plan to make sure Vic isn't left disappointed. With a little help from Julie's excellent disguise and Beef's magical time-stopping whip, Vic gets his date after all. But when the truth is finally revealed, his reaction is not what anyone had expected.