I'm Alan Partridge

When Alan bumps into Frank 'Sweaty' Raphael at the service station, he blackmails his former teacher into allowing him to give a talk at his old school.

As Alan launches his new conferencing company Apache Presentations, his girlfriend Sonja decides his face will help sell her mugs in Norwich market.

When Alan meets Dan at the Service Station they find they have a lot in common: they both love Directors' Bitter, use Lynx deodorant and drive Lexi. This seems to be his chance to make inroads into Norwich's social elite.

Alan is planning a bank holiday weekend watching every single James Bond film back to back, but considerately makes room in the schedule to drive Lynn to visit her mother's grave.

Concerned about a visit from the Inland Revenue, Alan lies to Sonja about the extent of his friendship with U2 singer Bono.

It's the end of the line for Alan's book, but the house is ready and there's Lynn's baptism to look forward to.