I'm Alan Partridge

Show jumper Sue Lewis is Alan's very first guest, but she's not too keen on the surprise spot 'Up Alan's Sleeve' where she is asked to jump a gate live in the studio. One lucky young man is presented with a tie and blazer badge combination pack for his birthday, while final guest Roger Moore is stuck in traffic.

Alan is delighted to meet glamorous agony aunt Daniella Forest, that is, at least, until he discovers she used to be a man. Hypnotist and magician Tony Le Mesmer later straps Alan to the 'Wheel of Death' and throws daggers at him.

American singing star Gina Langland is given a special gift from 'Alan's Big Pocket' before they perform an Abba medley together. The 1936 Olympic women's hurdles relay team are re-united to relive the race on a scale model of Berlin's Olympic stadium, and Alan joins in a raunchy routine with dance act Hot Pants.

Alan models a range of fashion looks on the streets of Paris, including L'Homme du Sport which features 'ice white shoes, ice white socks and t-shirt with chevron action-flash'. His guests include French chef Philippe Lambert and top international designer Yvonne Boyd.

'A Partridge Over Britain' sees Alan chair a serious political debate ahead of the by-election in West Chalfont, but it soon descends into total chaos. The final heat of the Miss Norwich beauty pageant takes place live on the show.

The Alan Partridge Playmates dance troupe performs a very special routine to open the show. Alan chats to two lady lesbians before meeting restaurant critic Forbes McAllister who is keen to show off his valuable antique pistols. It turns out that one of them is loaded and the show ends with a real bang.

Alan presents a Christmas special from a studio replica of his own front room. BBC chief commissioning editor Tony Hayers is pressed on whether there will be a second series and there is a world record attempt as 'Alan's Massive Cracker' is pulled live on air. Sadly, the big finale featuring Alan Partridge in a pear tree is ruined by the smouldering cracker and Alan lashes out, punching Tony Hayers in the face with a turkey.

Alan gets a chance to put his new programme ideas to BBC Chief Commissioning Editor Tony Hayers. With concepts like Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank, A Partridge Among the Pigeons, and Monkey Tennis, surely a new deal will be on the table. But first he has to deal with some offensive graffiti adorning his car.

It's Valentine's Day and Alan enjoys a romantic date at an owl sanctuary with the receptionist from the now defunct Peartree Productions. Passions are aroused and Alan is keen to gauge her opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre, before some hot, sticky moments ensue.

Alan gets into deep water when he presents a promotional video for a boating company. Has his PA Lynn got what it takes to be an on-air Mrs Partridge? And there are some very angry farmers around following Alan's ill-advised comments about infected cattle feed on his radio show.

To while away the hours at the Linton Travel Tavern, Alan gets to grips with the workings of a Corby trouser press. His attempt to entertain the staff by dressing up as a zombie backfires badly and he finds himself in trouble with the law after setting out to steal a traffic cone.

Alan is hopeful when some Irish TV executives attend An Afternoon with Alan Partridge he is hosting at the Travel Tavern. But will the attentions of Jed, his number one fan, jeopordise his plans for a new series?

Following a miserable afternoon judging the Swaffham Country Show, Alan receives an unexpected telephone call to tell him that BBC Commissioning Editor Tony Hayers is dead. Tony will be replaced by an old friend of Alan's, and he can barely hide his delight. Could it finally be time to bid farewell to the Linton Travel Tavern?

When Alan bumps into Frank 'Sweaty' Raphael at the service station, he blackmails his former teacher into allowing him to give a talk at his old school.

As Alan launches his new conferencing company Apache Presentations, his girlfriend Sonja decides his face will help sell her mugs in Norwich market.

When Alan meets Dan at the Service Station they find they have a lot in common: they both love Directors' Bitter, use Lynx deodorant and drive Lexi. This seems to be his chance to make inroads into Norwich's social elite.

Alan is planning a bank holiday weekend watching every single James Bond film back to back, but considerately makes room in the schedule to drive Lynn to visit her mother's grave.

Concerned about a visit from the Inland Revenue, Alan lies to Sonja about the extent of his friendship with U2 singer Bono.

It's the end of the line for Alan's book, but the house is ready and there's Lynn's baptism to look forward to.