It Ain't Half Hot Mum

Lofty is being affected by the heat and he decides that either he or the Sergeant Major must die.

In order to escape the wrath of a righteous husband, the Colonel agrees to take the Concert Party to a remote corner of the North-West Frontier. On the way, Mrs Waddilove-Evans is kidnapped by Pathans.

The Concert Party is faced with the task of rescuing the Colonel's girlfriend from the clutches of the dreaded Pathan tribesmen.

The Concert Party decide to concentrate all their efforts on helping one member to get his discharge. Gloria wins the draw.

An elephant becomes attached to Lofty and follows him into the camp leaving a trail of damage.

The Royal Artillery Concert Party go to a remote airfield to give a show to some RAF men who have not seen any women for two years.

A new District Officer is appointed. The Royal Artillery Concert Party put on a special patriotic show in his honour.

It is the twenty-first birthday of Gunner Parkins. Believing him to be his long-lost son, Battery Sergeant-Major Williams plans to give him a present.