Johnny Test

Mom and Dad are out for the afternoon and Dukey and Johnny have plans for a "no-parents-day-super-jam-fest"! Susan and Mary spoil things by turning themselves into babies hoping that Gil next door will baby sit them. Gil turns out to be a horrible babysitter. Johnny and Dukey spend their day chasing the twins and working double time to transform them back before the worst happens - Mom and Dad get home. / Johnny is bored and teleporting is the perfect cure. The girls refuse to let Johnny and Dukey use the Transparticalizer to teleport so Johnny tricks them into giving him the keys. When the girls discover they've been had they seek revenge but accidentally teleport Johnny and Dukey into the middle of an art heist! The SWAT team arrives at the Test house in search of Johnny and Dukey but after some quick work on the Transparticalizer the Test house is transported to safety.

Johnny is desperate for a new bike and he plans to win one by selling cookies - the only catch - he has to become a Lady Bird Scout. But before he knows it he's sold 1000 boxes of cookies and is doubling Dukey on a brand new bike! The excitement of the new bikes fades quickly when Sissy tells Johnny she was trying to sell 1000 boxes of cookies so she could donate them to charity. Johnny comes up with a way for Sissy to sell enough cookies to get bikes for charity. After working in the extreme heat of the desert Susan and Mary decide to find a cooler and easier way to locate a prehistoric sloth bone. It's simple, they'll send their little brother back in time using their invention - the turbo time tea house. Johnny takes the Time Teahouse back to the age of dinosaurs but something goes terribly wrong on the return trip - Johnny is transformed into a cave man! / Before the girls can say "prehistoric sloth bone" Cave-Johnny is loose on the streets of Porkbelly. Susan and Mary rush to turn Johnny back into his old self before he destroys Pork Belly and more importantly before their Dad finds out what they've done."

Dark Vegan has been stranded on earth and needs to get back to Vegandon! Johnny is willing to help him, he just has to convince Susan and Mary to let them use their space ship. Dark Vegan uses an old vegan mind trick to get the ship. By casting a vegan spell on Gil next-door Susan and Mary become putty in Johnny's hands. Soon Dark Vegan, Mrs. Vegan and Jillian are in the space ship and on their way back to Vegandon. Dark Vegan's return to Vegandon is short lived however when he discovers that Vegandon doesn't have his favorite earthly delicacy - Toast! Dark Vegan is soon back on earth and resumes his quest to destroy Johnny Test! / Mr. Teacherman has just assigned Johnny's class so much homework that they are stunned. Johnny needs help and the girls have just the thing - a Homework Buddy! Soon, Johnny's homework is done and much more. He has room full of plasma screen TV's, a hot tube , petting zoo and freshly baked cookies on demand. Life simply couldn't be better for Johnny until the girls realize the homework buddy has been stealing everything. They need to get rid all of this stuff before the whole family ends up in jail.

Everyone keeps telling Johnny he's a big boy until it's time to do something fun then he's too small. Johnny has had enough! He packs his bags and runs away, taking Dukey with him. Mr. Black and Mr. White find Johnny and Dukey on the run. They put the pair in the squad car and head for the Test house. Much to their surprise when they arrive home, Mom, Dad and the girls don't realize Johnny is missing. Mr. Black and Mr. White have a plan to teach Mom and Dad a lesson! / After testing a black hole for the girls, Johnny declares that is the worst thing he's ever tested. The girls decide to just throw the black hole out and as soon as they are out of sight Johnny takes the black hole out of the garbage. While using the black hole for his and Dukey's amusement, Johnny accidentally tears it in half. Little does Johnny know that the tear in the black hole begins to suck the earth into it! The gang have to work fast to demagnetize the black hole before everything and everyone gets sucked in!

Johnny tells Dad he couldn't survive a day in his shoes; Dad informs Johnny he couldn't last an hour in his. The argument is settled when Susan and Mary arrange a brain change. After spending a day in each other's shoes or head, Dad and Johnny realize how hard each other has it. Dad has been abused by Bumper all day while Johnny has set off several kitchen explosions making muffins. By the end of the day they are more than happy to get their old lives back. / After being kicked out of a fancy new dog park, Dukey is determined to prove he is as good as any pure bred dog. With the Porkminster Dog Show in town, Dukey is determined to win a shiny blue ribbon. Unfortunately the snooty judges frown upon mutts! Dukey is desperate and heads to the lab to become a pure bred worthy of the dog show. Johnny settles on a beagle puppy because no one can resist a beagle puppy, except when he isn't housebroken. Once again Johnny and Dukey find themselves being tossed out on their butts. With a little help from one of Susan and Mary's projects, the dog show takes a surprising turn and becomes the "Johnnyminster Dog Show" celebrating those who go by the name Mutt!

Johnny needs the girls to give him some muscles. Luckily the girls have just invented the mega muscle-metabolism-accelerator. He's not so lucky though when a winded Dukey accidentally drinks the accelerator. All of a sudden Dukey transforms into a hulk like Dukey monster! The Monster Dog has been spotted by the local animal control unit and they are in full pursuit. Thankfully, Susan and Mary have an antidote but they have to get it into the monster dog immediately or he'll stay monsterish forever. With the authorities hot on his trail Dukey is in trouble! / Johnny's trophy case is empty and but he has a plan to win a trophy of his own - he's entering The Porkbelly River Jump Cup! All he needs to do is jump the river on an un-motorized tricycle. Luckily Susan and Mary need him to test their Air Cannon Super Sonic Super Trike! Dukey must stop this madness, Johnny doesn't need a trophy that bad and Dad doesn't need the million dollar cash prize! Dukey is victorious in convincing Dad that this is a bad idea but also manages to jump the river and win the competition!

Desperate for a cookie, Johnny tests one of Susan and Mary's 100 accurate fortune cookies. These are fortune cookies where by the fortunes actually come true! Johnny and Dukey decide to they can make some money with these cookies. Without Susan and Mary knowing Johnny and Dukey produce and sell thousands of cookies. But the trouble really starts when Dukey's fortune involves warthogs invading the town. It seems Johnny was running low on fortune ideas while making the cookies and used something out of a horror movie. Soon, Porkbelly is invaded by aggressive warthogs. A cookie got them into this mess and a cookie gets them out of it only this cookie is one of Dad's home made "worse than dirt" cookies. / Susan and Mary have built a Uranium Cranium Mind Builder - a machine that can increase intelligence. Unfortunately, Johnny switches it from genius to really dumb mode right before he accidentally zaps Susan and Mary. Johnny and Dukey need to work fast to get Susan and Mary back to their genius selves - Unfortunately they're out of the uranium that is needed to make the machine work. Johnny and Dukey take dumb Susan and Mary to the Pork Belly Institute of Technology in the hope of finding more uranium. All they manage to do is start a nuclear meltdown. At the last minute Bling Bling boy arrives and helps to save the day.

Bling Bling is determined to kiss Susan Test at sunset. To prevent this horrible event, Susan hires Johnny and Dukey to act as bodyguards. Unfortunatly, Johnny loves money more than his sister and is bribed by Bling Bling to work as a double agent. Johnny plants "Illusion Ray Glasses" on Susan so whenever she looks at Bling Bling she sees Gil. Soon Bling Bling has swept Susan off her feet. Mary discovers what Johnny has done and a guilty Johnny, Dukey and Mary head off to stop the sunset smooch. / Susan and Mary turn Johnny into a mouse to test their "mousey-maze" experiment. In a strange twist of fate, Mr. Mittens arrives to seek revenge on Johnny. With lasers blasting the chase is on as Mittens and Johnny-mouse race throughout the house - in an episode reminiscent of another cat and mouse show. Mittens gets the worst of this one and is eventually sent floating away over Porkbelly.

Mr. Black and Mr. White believe that Larius Nafarious plans to take over the world and they need Johnny's help to stop him. Agent Johnny get's invited to Clair Nafarious' birthday party. Johnny confronts Larious but it turns out Larious isn't an evil villain...but his daughter Claire is! Johnny, Dukey and Nafarious find Claire in the basement with Black and White tied up and three giant ICBM Missiles. Claire hastily launches the missiles! Johnny and Dukey quickly switch into secret agent mode. They disarm the missiles, fight off ninjas and save the day! / Whacko is newly released from prison and has created a Helium based gum called HelioBubble. He plans to use "heliobubble to rid Porkbelly of all its kids, but first he must eliminate Johnny Test. Whacko captures Johnny and Dukey and leaves them in a swamp surrounded by alligators, luckily Johnny has a piece of HelioBubble and uses it to get them away from the snapping alligator. Johnny and Dukey land in Porkbelly just as the kids of Porkbelly start floating away. Whacko must be stopped! The gang work together to save the kids of Porkbelly and Johnny uses Whacko's own gum against him and sends him floating off to prison.

Mr. Teacherman has just told the class they have a huge history test but Johnny has a plan to get out of it. Johnny and Dukey sneak into the lab but before the girls can stop him and Johnny blasts himself, the girls and his class back to the 1800's when school meant counting sticks! Suddenly Johnny is a genius! Susan and Mary are ready to take the teahouse back to present day; unfortunately the batteries are "dead". That's okay with Johnny; he's a genius in the 1800's and plans on staying until summer vacation. That is until he finds out none of his favourite things have been invented yet...he needs out of this evil place NOW! And the girls need to figure out how to charge the batteries without electricity. / Johnny is testing Susan and Mary's newest invention, Quad "The Magnetizer"; unfortunately he doesn't listen when they tell him not to fool around with it. Soon Johnny and Dukey are magnetizing everything in sight and as a result send the Earth rotating off its axis! Suddenly it's snowing and Porkbelly has become the new North Pole! That means Santa will be moving to Porkbelly and Johnny will be getting surplus toys, Johnny's excited, even the massive climate shift and imminent flooding can't dampen Johnny's mood. But snarling polar bears can! The gang head to the lab - they have 9 hours to stop Porkbelly from becoming a frozen wasteland. Can they make it to the old North Pole and save Porkbelly before it's too late?

What's gotten in to Johnny and Dukey? They are spitting meatloaf balls at Dad, destroying Mom's new car and throwing monkey dance parties in the lab! Johnny and Dukey claim they're innocent but no one believes them and they are put in Dad's homemade jail. Johnny and Dukey escape to prove their innocence and come across their evil twins from the future. Before they can stop the clones, Super Secret Agents, Mr. Black and Mr. White, tell them they are looking for two AWOL cyborgs, that look suspiciously like Johnny and Dukey. Can Johnny and Dukey help the agents save Porkbelly from the cyborgs or will Mr. Black and Mr. White save the wrong Johnny and Dukey? / The Santa Banana winds are blowing through Porkbelly and have made the conditions perfect for Johnny to be the first kid in history to skateboard down "Suicide Hill"! Susan and Mary have decided to redeem their Johnny Coupons - coupons for free test that Johnny has given them - and have their little brother test numerous experiments for them. Johnny needs to get the coupons back so he can stop testing their experiments and skateboard down Suicide Hill. After a number of tests, the girls finally agree that Johnny is free to go and attempt his jump. Johnny is determined to do the run on his own without any help from the girls, but can he make it down Suicide Hill without their help and avoid serious injury?

Dad finally gives in and gets Johnny a cell phone but before Johnny makes it home from the store he's lost the phone! He needs to find it before dinner or else there will be trouble - Big Trouble! Just when all hope is gone he calls the phone and the girls answer it. Susan and Mary found his phone and have made some modifications to it, now it is even cooler than an X-Phone! The girls present Johnny with his new Cellular Assistant and Locator or CAL. CAL does everything from math homework to pizza ordering. Unfortunately CAL can also program himself and has plans to take over the world! The gang needs to stop CAL before a phone rules the world! / What could be more boring than school? Perhaps it's a trip to the Natural History Museum to look at a bunch of old dead stuff! Johnny needs to make his trip to the museum more exciting and he finds just the thing in the lab - DNA Revitalizer. Johnny sneaks the spray to the museum and starts bringing things back to life. Suddenly the trip isn't boring and the stuff isn't dead! Johnny and Dukey need to stop the woolly mammoth, evil mummy and saber-tooth tigers they've brought back to life before they destroy Johnny and his classmates!

In a cheap ploy to see the prizes inside boxes of cereal, Johnny convinces his genius sisters to build him a pair of x-ray glasses. Johnny manages to put the glasses to all sorts of unusual uses including giving him an advantage on a game show involving money and suitcases. But super secret Agents Black and White interrupt Johnny's fun as they've discovered that Zizrar, the Mole King, is plotting an attack on the Porkbelly library. Being a mole, Zizrar's attack happens from below the ground up. Can Black and White convince Johnny to use his glasses for good and save Porkbelly's books? / Johnny and Dukey have transformed Lolo into a giant monkey who has gone "ape" and is destroying Porkbelly. They've got to stop her! This is a job for super heroes Johnny X and Super Pooch. The superheroes save the town and are rewarded with a fanfare and bags of candy! Johnny gets a taste of the glory and never wants it to end. Johnny X makes himself available to the citizens of Porkbelly 24 hours a day, 7 days a week - the Mayor even gives him an X-Watch so that they can contact him whenever he's needed. The X-Watch starts going off non-stop. Soon Johnny X and Super Pooch are at the end of their rope - they need a break. Susan and Mary must destroy Johnny X and Super Pooch, but what will happen to Porkbelly when disaster strikes again?

The "Grow Your Own Monster" kit that Johnny ordered has finally arrived! He quickly puts the Monster pill in a glass of water. Johnny doesn't realize the girls have switched his glass of water with the side effect of their "Behavior Modification Serum" hoping he would drink it. Johnny is on the verge of giving up, when suddenly his monster gets bigger and comes to life! Johnny can't believe his luck, while Dukey can't believe this can be a good thing. The girls reassure Dukey that the monster will be fine as long as it stays small; unfortunately Johnny puts "Gammy" in the family swimming pool! As he's growing Gammy is becoming more and more aggressive and leaving a trail of destruction through Porkbelly. Will the military be forced to stop him or will the girls be able to get him the serum that will mellow him out? / Johnny has vowed to never speak to Sissy again! Unfortunately, Mr. Teacherman pairs them up for a class project. Johnny needs an A or he'll be heading to the "special classes" with Mrs. Crabapple. Johnny does NOT want to become one of Crabapple's Bad-Apples, but he can't be Sissy's partner either....she's nuts. Johnny does the only thing he can - he consults his sisters. They tell him that he and Sissy have incompatible personalities but they can change his personality in their new invention - the Personality Twister. Johnny agrees and he comes out new and improved. Mom and Dad discover Johnny has had a personality makeover, they like the new Johnny but they have to tell the girls to turn Johnny back. However there is a small problem - the machine has lost Johnny's DNA sample and doesn't seem to know who Johnny is. Will the girls ever be able to get the old Johnny back?

Secret agents Black and White need Johnny's help. Princess Maribel of Muldavia has disappeared and she needs to present a treaty with Schmuldavia to end the dispute between the two countries. Both countries lay claim to the "corn meal" fields and a break in the treaty could mean the end of Corn Dogs everywhere! Luckily Johnny bears a striking resemblance to Princess Maribel, so all Black and White need him to do is dress like a princess, give a speech and bring and end to the war between the two countries. But what happens when Johnny gets the speech wrong? Will Muldavia and Schmuldavia go to war? Can the gang bring peace to Muldavia and Schmuldavia or is it too late? The fate of Corn Dogs weighs in the balance. / Johnny has just received his 99th detention! If Dad finds out he is sending Johnny to Old Hickory Military Academy for wild boys. However, if Johnny performs 99 good deeds the Principal will forget all of his detentions and erase them from his permanent record. Johnny searches for good deeds to perform but keeps coming up empty-handed; that is until he comes up with the perfect plan! Dukey will do a bad deed and Johnny will save the day with a good deed. Unfortunately, the principal tells Johnny that these deeds don't count. Will Johnny be able to come up with a way to perform 99 good deeds before it's too late or will he become Old Hickory Military Academy's newest student?

Johnny and Dukey bet Susan and Mary their Bullseye Mart Gift Cards that they couldn't beat them out of Porkbelly National Park and back to civilization. The survival race is on but before it starts all of Johnny's friends and even some have his enemies have joined! The teams are dropped in the middle of the forest and left to find their way out. Along the way Johnny and Dukey run into an angry bear, cheating competitors and even Albert the butler! Johnny and Dukey use a freeze ray to help them slide across the finish line. Unfortunately, everyone else jumps on the icy hill as they race to the finish line. Who will come home first and claim all of the Bullseye Mart Gift Cards? / Mom is sent to a weekend conference at a fancy hotel overlooking the ocean. The best part is that she gets to bring the whole family...except for Dukey. When they arrive at the hotel they're reminded that the hotel has a no dog policy - Mom and Dad ensure the hotel manager that they left their dog with the neighbors. Little do Mom and Dad know that Johnny has snuck Dukey into the hotel. Unfortunately for Johnny, the hotel manager has sniffed Dukey out and he is making it his mission to find that dog! Johnny plans on hiding out in their room for the weekend to avoid being caught. Unfortunately, Mom and Dad have different plans for Johnny and insist he stay out of the room for two hours! For the next two hours Johnny and Dukey play a game of cat and mouse with the hotel manager - will they be able to thwart him and avoid being caught or will the manager come out on top?

Mr. Black is devastated when Mr. White ends their friendship. With nowhere to go Mr. Black turns to the Tests for shelter. But it doesn't take long before he wears out his welcome with Johnny. Agent Black takes away Johnny's video games, replacing his Red Gush with fruit juice and fills his room with.....books! This has to stop! Johnny puts in a call to Mr. White, but the only way Mr. White will take him back is if he becomes an amazing dancer in the next hour and competes in Super Secret Agent Idol. The girls give Mr. Black wireless Mimic-tronic Disco Dance Pants, which allow him to mimic all of the moves of Disco King Dukey. Trouble starts when Dukey spots a cat backstage and starts to chase it. Will Mr. Black be able to redeem himself or will this be the end of a friendship everlasting? / When Mom and Dad discover Johnny has no friends, they set out to find Johnny a new best friend. They set up a series of horrible play dates that nearly finish Johnny off. Fortunately the girls are working on a new school project - a robot named Luke. Johnny agrees to test Luke and uses the opportunity to fool Mom and Dad into thinking that he's made a new friend. Everything goes well until Johnny accidentally destroys Luke. When Mom and Dad threaten more bad play dates Johnny breaks down and tells them that his best friend is a talking dog! Once the shock wears off, Mom and Dad take up all of Dukey's time so that he doesn't have time to spend with Johnny. This has to end, Johnny needs to find a way to make Mom and Dad forget that Dukey talks and get things back to normal.

It's Valentine's Day and once again Bling Bling is determined to have Susan Test as his Valentine. While Susan has recruited Johnny to protect her, Bling Bling has enlisted his lab technicians to come up with the perfect way to get Susan. After several failed attempts, Bling Bling's technicians tell him they have something that is guaranteed to work - an indestructible suite turning Bling Bling into Diamond Man! Bling Bling arranges to have a giant gorilla kidnap Susan and take her to the top of Porkbelly Tower so that he can rescue her and she will fall in love with him! Bling Bling's plan is perfect until Johnny comes to save the day - equipped in his own indestructible suite. It is a battle for the ages. Who will be victorious? / Johnny finally convinces Susan and Mary to ask Gil on a date to see which girl he would rather go out with, unfortunately the girls can't get the nerve to speak to him. Johnny and Dukey are going to experiment on Susan and Mary to see if they can give them the guts to ask Gil on a date. Johnny thinks they need his guts, but Dukey feels animal guts would be better. The girls head to the gut sucker to start the transfer. Johnny and Dukey's experiment goes horribly wrong. Will they be able to save Gil and stop the girls from destroying one another?

No more teachers, no more books - Johnny is finally on summer vacation and can't wait to head to the beach to score some big, fat, tasty waves! When Johnny and Dukey arrive at the beach Gil informs them that the waves are gonzo, there is only one place for Johnny to go...the lab! With a little convincing the girls agree to make Johnny some mondo bungo waves using their wave machine and a surfboard that will turn him into an amazing surfer! After a run-in with Moon Kitty, resulting in a smashed surfboard Johnny sets the wave machine to "don't even think about it Johnny". Johnny has started a tidal wave and there's no way to stop it! Will the gang be able to save the beach and Gil or will it all be washed away in the tidal wave?!?!?! / Brain Freezer is back in Porkbelly and wants revenge! Every time Johnny turns around Brain Freezer is there turning Johnny into a block of ice. Johnny can't take it anymore and Dukey's arms are getting tired from chiseling Johnny out of the ice. Johnny's in luck - the girls have been experimenting with thermal nuclear underwear, it's just what he needs to melt away any of the ice Brain Freezer shoots his way. Will Johnny and the girls be able to outsmart Brain Freezer or does he have one more frozen treat up his sleeve?

Dad decides it's time for Johnny to stop playing video games; he can play board games or go outside instead. Johnny has other plans and throws the board games away and pulls out his video games. Once Dad discovers what Johnny has done he insists that Johnny play chess. Johnny quickly becomes bored with the chess games and asks the girls to static animate the chess game so he can play real life chess! The girls hesitate because they don't want Johnny to suffer from "The King's Madness"; however the prospect of being Queens convinces the girls to do it. Soon Johnny is mad with power and he is demanding his army take over Europe! Can the girls and Dukey put a stop to King Johnny in time or will he succeed in his attempt to rule the world? / Sissy is bored and decides to force Johnny to watch the Dawg and Bone 24 hour marathon with her. Johnny and Dukey try but just can't seem to shake her. Johnny can't take it anymore - Sissy has no friends, is always with her dog and causes trouble wherever she goes! Johnny has an idea - he will use the girl's device for video re-animation (DVR) to re-animate Dawg and Bone giving Sissy a new friend so she'll leave him alone! What happens when Sissy freaks out leaving Johnny and Dukey to try and destroy Dawg and Bone before they destroy them?

It is Mom's birthday and the Test Family want to surprise her. The girls are on breakfast duty, Dad is shopping and Johnny is on birthday guard duty. But Johnny can't make his special Johnny Cakes if he's on guard duty! Susan and Mary agree to trade places with him and Johnny heads to the kitchen to start his Johnny cakes. Everything is going well until the batter starts to walk away, with the girls refusing to help Johnny he is forced to steal the keys to the lab and get the construction drones to help him with the breakfast but what happens when a group of hungry lumber jacks smell the Johnny Cakes and make their way to the Test house for a much needed breakfast? / Gil, Bling-Bling, Susan and Mary and even Dad have all been given fat Hollywood contracts after being discovered on Snoob Tube, Johnny wants to be a star too but can't seem to get discovered. Just when Johnny gives up his dreams of becoming a Snoob Tube star the girls convince him to do his 1000th test for them. They ensure him that the self strumming Rock 'n' Roll Guitar 9000 will guarantee his stardom! The girls help Johnny make a Snoob Tube Feature Video - will this be Johnny's shot at fame and a fat Hollywood contract or will he be a Snoob Tube flop once again?

Johnny looks down at his hand and notices that he's developed an unsightly wart. He can't remember fraternizing with witches or handling toads, still there it is. He and Dukey sneak up to the lab to find a remedy. The girls are happy to help and give him a solution and within seconds the wart disappears! The next morning Johnny wakes up only to discover that the wart has returned and it's bigger than before. As the day goes on, the wart develops a "defiant personality" and tiny face and then it talks! Finally the girls confess they didn't give Johnny a wart killing solution, they wanted to see if they could bring a wart to life! And it worked! Soon the wart is trying take over Johnny. Johnny wants to get rid of the wart; but it keeps going into hiding inside Johnny. Will the girls be able to get rid of Warty before he takes over Johnny? / The girls want Johnny to have a sleepover and invite Gil so that they can sneak in and kiss him like Princess Charmings kissing Sleeping Beauty Dude however, Dad has spent hours cleaning up Johnny's mess and he wants Johnny to keep the house spic and span and quiet all night long. He agrees that Johnny and the girls can have a sleep over but if there is a mess or any noise he's holding Johnny responsible! Will Johnny and Dukey be able to keep things under control or will there be chaos in the Test house when Gil, Bling Bling and Jillian all sleepover?

The Twins accidentally turn Johnny into a goldfish. While they work around the clock to reverse the process, he has to cool his jets in a bowl of water. It's boring! But it stops being boring big time, when Johnny's Dad finds him sleeping in the bowl and FLUSHES his son in the mistaken belief that he's a dead fish! Down in the sewers, Johnny narrowly escapes becoming a snack for a vicious SEWERGATOR who rules the tunnels with fang and claw. Johnny finds refuge with a group of cute goldfish that were also mistaken for dead fish and are now trapped by the sewer gator. While the girls and Dukey work hard to rescue Johnny by suppertime, Johnny works hard to find away to get rid of the sewer gator and lead the forgotten goldfish to the goldfish pond at the Porkbelly botanical Gardens. / Johnny's had a tough week and he needs a day off! Johnny successfully gets past Mom and Dad, unfortunately there's a truant officer on the loose and Johnny and Dukey have to hide in the back of Mom's car. They end up downtown and head to Porkbelly Institute of Technology find the girls so they can help him get home again, but before they can get home the truant officer picks them up for skipping school but before he can get too far Johnny distracts him and Dukey sets the girls free. Will the gang be able to outsmart the truant officer or will he catch them and bring them back to school!

The world's friendliest and nastiest lizard Repto-slicer seems lonely - and sad. Well when was the last time Johnny held or played with him. Well that's tough because it's a metallic metal shredding lizard of death. Johnny gets the girls to make him a Repto-slicer proof leash so he can take him out for a walk but once outside Johnny decides to let Repto-slicer go leash free. Now the town is freaking out that there's a terror lizard on the loose. Of course they are looking for a giant Godzilla-like lizard but Repto-slicer is small. The good news for Johnny is that Dark Vegan has once again taken this opportunity to destroy Johnny, but is thwarted because Johnny is ducking and dodging and looking for his lacerating lizard. Dark Vegan gives up and mentions he didn't even know any creature from Razoraium is even on earth. What's Razorium? It's a planet full of Repto-slicer like creatures and metal forests that they feed on. With a quick trip - Johnny and Dukey find the perfect home for Repto-slicer, he even meets a girl Repto-slicer. Johnny will miss his buddy - but if you love something and it shreds everything you have ever known you have to set it free. / Dad wakes up in the middle of the night. Was it a nightmare? No - he just realized that Johnny is not a genius like his sisters and that means he'll have to pay for Johnny's college! Dad quickly plots that he'll have to get Johnny a sports scholarship. So Dad gets all coach and Johnny is his student. But after Football, Baseball, Lacrosse, Track and Field, all fail - Johnny is exhausted and possibly not good at sports - so it's off to lab for the girl's latest invention - a Plasmatic Arm. Dad and Johnny head to the football field and he blows the team away...literally. Dad has the girls remove the Plasmatic Arm and realizes the only talent he's passed on to Johnny is his ability to sweep. It's too bad there isn't a sport that requires a skilled sweeper...or is there?

Johnny and Dukey check out the wild river in the woods behind his house and somehow end up being challenged to a boat race by Kirk Kirkland and his super crew. The winner will be super champion of the world! Johnny needs help from the girls, but they aren't willing to give it to him, that is until Kirk Kirkland challenges them as well! Soon - Bling Bling, Mr. Mittens, Lolo and Mortimer, the General, Black and White and Dark Vegan are all on the river ready to race! So it's a crazy, exploding, soaking race to the finish line! But it won't be easy since the race is full of cheaters, but cheaters never win...or do they? / Johnny has to create his own science project in order to pass science class. Knowing he can get an easy A, because he has two genius sisters, he'll just take something from their lab and use it for his very own. One Problem... he is locked out of the lab. What? He's always been able to get in. Not this time. Now Johnny spends all his time trying to bust into the lab instead of doing the project himself. So it's boys Vs. girls in a knock down drag out lock out (that even Mom and Dad get into). Mom insists that the girls at least help their little brother whereas Dad thinks Johnny has to do things for himself.

It's school play time and Johnny is depressed - Sissy is the director once again and her plays stink like horse poots! Sissy challenges Johnny to do a better job than her and makes him the director. Johnny has just agreed to write and direct a play that premiers in 4 hours! Auuugh! Dukey tells Johnny to write about what he loves - Johnny decides he's going to write a play about an alien monster that invades the school; it will be the best play ever! Johnny's school play dreams are crushed when he learns that the school board demands that the play be about recycling. Auuugh! Johnny needs to think of something fast or his play will stink as badly as Sissy's! / When another one of the girls "kiss Gil" experiments goes wrong they need Johnny X and Super Pooch to strike back...again. However, when Johnny X launches a super duper power poot Mr. Black and Mr. White are called to the Test house to shut the girls lab down. They confiscate the Mutation Station and take Johnny X and Super Pooch's costumes. Wow, Johnny can't believe he'll never blast a power-poot again. But not so fast - it turns out the SSGA used the station to build their own super mutants and, oops! - that has gone horribly wrong - so now it's time for Johnny X and Super Pooch to fly and blast once more, they just need to get to the lab and mutate Johnny, except THEY GOT RID OF THE LAB! Forced to use Bling Bling's lab, the girls mutate Johnny, Dukey, Mr. Black and Mr. White so they can strike back one more time! Soon Johnny X and friends are over powered and they need the help of a new mutant army! Can Johnny X and his mutant army take back the world? You bet your sweet Power-poots he can.