Married...With Children

Not your usual television family, the less-than-loveable Bundys attempt to survive a generally-miserable middle-class existence, while nextdoor neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, try to keep their property values from plummeting. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Not your usual television family, the less-than-loveable Bundys attempt to survive a generally-miserable middle-class existence, while nextdoor neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, try to keep their property values from plummeting. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Not your usual television family, the less-than-loveable Bundys attempt to survive a generally-miserable middle-class existence, while nextdoor neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, try to keep their property values from plummeting. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Not your usual television family, the less-than-loveable Bundys attempt to survive a generally-miserable middle-class existence, while nextdoor neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, try to keep their property values from plummeting. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Not your usual television family, the less-than-loveable Bundys attempt to survive a generally-miserable middle-class existence, while nextdoor neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, try to keep their property values from plummeting. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Not your usual television family, the less-than-loveable Bundys attempt to survive a generally-miserable middle-class existence, while nextdoor neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, try to keep their property values from plummeting. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Not your usual television family, the less-than-loveable Bundys attempt to survive a generally-miserable middle-class existence, while nextdoor neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, try to keep their property values from plummeting. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Not your usual television family, the less-than-loveable Bundys attempt to survive a generally-miserable middle-class existence, while nextdoor neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, try to keep their property values from plummeting. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Not your usual television family, the less-than-loveable Bundys attempt to survive a generally-miserable middle-class existence, while nextdoor neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, try to keep their property values from plummeting. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Not your usual television family, the less-than-loveable Bundys attempt to survive a generally-miserable middle-class existence, while nextdoor neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, try to keep their property values from plummeting. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Not your usual television family, the less-than-loveable Bundys attempt to survive a generally-miserable middle-class existence, while nextdoor neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, try to keep their property values from plummeting. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

When Al realizes he must buy Christmas gifts for his family, he is forced to get a job as a mall Santa. Sitting at the bar complaining to his coworkers, Al falls asleep and awakens to find he has spent all of his hard earned cash buying drinks for everyone. Furious about being taken by the unscrupulous bartender, Al returns home to shower the family with gifts of a dart board, beer stems, a television set and a gold chain -- all courtesy of Ray's Bar. © 1992 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

As the Bundys prepare to attend their cousin Jimmy's wedding, everything begins to go wrong. Al can't find his suit, Peg can't get her make-up right, Kelly and the bridesmaids think they have on the wrong dresses and Bud gets caught with the bride © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Al takes off on a fishing trip alone, but when Marcy seeks revenge on Jefferson for excessively charging on her credit cards, Peg invites Marcy to join her on Al's vacation. Meanwhile, Jefferson claims his credit card abuse is merely one of the rights of an attractive person, and Kelly agrees. She advises him that if he spends a lot of money, Marcy will appreciate how little he used to spend, so they throw an extravagant party. Peg and Marcy return home, having unwittingly left Al locked outside the cabin with a snow storm approaching, to find the party going on in full force. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Kelly tries to recapture her youth by buying herself a motorcycle. When Peg learns of the purchase, she recalls her own erotic motorcycle experiences and Kelly must fight her for time with the bike. Al saddles up for a spin but winds up getting injured in an accident when Kelly runs into him with the car. Persuaded by her father's wreck, Kelly swears off the motorcycle forever, leaving Peg to fulfill her fantasies with what's left of the bike. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

When Marcy catches a glimpse of "Mr. Empty Pants," a caricature of Al drawn by Peg, she suggests to her friend that she submit it to a new woman's magazine as a cartoon strip. Enduring public humiliation, Al demands that the comic be stopped, until he is asked to be the centerfold in Playgirl Magazine. When Peg gets jealous of her husband's new-found fame, she has Mr. Empty Pants killed off in the latest strip. Though Al is certain they will never find a big enough loser to replace him, Bud is finally tapped to take over. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Fed up with his non-existent social life, Bud decides to go on a dating game for "nerds." Everyone is surprised when the beautiful Candy chooses Bud for his date. Although the two don't hit it off, Bud is certain that Candy will choose him on next week's show to accompany her on a dream date to Bermuda. Bud is disappointed when she chooses the show's handsome Latin Lover, and returns to find, much to his surprise, a host of available and willing women waiting for him. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Peg whips out a trashy romance novel to try to help Seven fall asleep and, imagining herself as the beautiful Princess Scarlett, tells of being kidnapped by Captain Courage, who bears striking resemblance to Al. When Paco (Jefferson), her supposed savior, develops an interest in the androgynous Cabin Boy-Girl (Marcy), Scarlett turns to Captain Courage, promising to be a loyal servant who will work to feed and clothe him. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

At first depressed when a theater cashier mistakes him for a senior citizen, Al reconsiders and sees the benefits to getting a senior citizen discount card. Al enters the Chicago Area Senior Athletic Championships much to the embarrassment of his family. Placing fifteenth at the end of the first day's events, Al becomes inspired by the memory of his high school football career. He struggles into second place and after debating whether or not it would be fair to steal the title from an old guy, he catches a glimpse of the trophy and snatches the victory for himself. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

When Al renders a burglar unconscious, he is dubbed a local hero for bravely defending his home. Trying to capitalize on his fame, Al proposes selling advertising space on his clothing. All plans are destroyed however, when he is notified that the burglar is suing him for $50,000. Finally, with nothing left to lose, Al hits the burglar again hoping to reverse his losses by suing him for damage to his hand. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

When the Bundy family is reminded that Kelly's birthday is coming up, Al seizes the opportunity to appear generous by offering to take her to the movies after Kelly's boyfriend, Frank, has already invited her out. Certain that Kelly would refuse, the Bundys are surprised when she cancels her date with Frank to join them. As they are settling into their seats at the theater, Kelly is shocked to find Frank out with another girl. Kelly confronts Frank about his unfaithfulness then sends Al over to beat him up. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Peg's complaints about Al's lovemaking to the girls at the beauty parlor makes him the laughing stock of the town. Trying to pull him out of his depression, Peg spreads rumors that she was ravished by him. Despite her efforts, Al still feels inadequate until he has some old flames confirm his sexual prowess. Convinced that he was once a read stud, he works his way back into shape and finally impresses Peg with his revitalized sexual vigor. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Convinced by Peg and the kids to take the $12,000 offered by his company for early retirement, Al is forced to take another job as a trainee at Homeplate Athletic Shoes when they start spending the nest egg at a rate that is sure to leave them broke. Al learns that three of his coworkers are planning to buy the store but, hoping to join them in the purchase, he misses out when Peg fails to wake him on time. Finally, Al decides to spend his last $6000 on the lottery, only to find that his coworkers are the big winners. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Upon reporting that the family's dilapidated 1974 Dodge has been stolen, Al is furious to find out that the insurance will only give him $50 for the car, so he decides to add a few priceless items to the list of things that were in the missing car's trunk. When the police show up and announce that they have found the old Dodge, Al insists that he is happier with his old car back, than he would be with the multi-million dollar settlement. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

Jimmy, the Bundy's cousin, is intent on killing the man who slept with his wife on their wedding day Bud is worried that he will be identified as the culprit and is relieved when Jimmy enlists him to help find the guilty party. When Jimmy suspects Jefferson, Bud realizes he must admit his wrongdoing, only to find out that Jimmy is no longer interested, having found a new woman, Dee Anna. All is fine until Dee Anna tries to seduce Bud behind Jimmy's back. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.

When Coco, a cosmetic millionairess and former girlfriend of Al's, arrives she makes an indecent proposal by offering Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al. Though both Peg and Al have reservations about the proposal, they agree to do it for the children. However, after actually seeing Al in bed with Coco, Peggy reneges on the deal and returns Coco's check. © 1993 ELP Communications. All Rights Reserved.