Mr. Show With Bob and David

Sketches: A jerk bets a group that if he eats glass, they'll become his slaves; a customer attempts to get change for a dollar at a store, resulting in an absurd chain-of-command conference call; and a close-up look at inveterate crook 'Ronnie Dobbs.'

Despite being forced to wear a shock collar, David participates in sketches including: 'Ole Swerdlow, Folk Puppeteer,' a naked-puppet routine that never gets off the ground; and 'Golden Books for Seniors,' the perfect way to read the elderly to sleep.

Sketches: a high-seas gay porn film that gets re-re-edited; 'Screwballs,' a TV dating show in which the audience chooses sex partners, who are then judged bedside; 'Teen Show' ('for teens, featuring teens, and written by 40-year-old white men'); more.

Bob and David are distracted by a TV-news report that the Pope is a murder suspect and is fleeing in the Popemobile. Sketches: 'Larry,' 'Van Hammersly,' and 'Spank,' whose vocation--defecating on things--is threatened by constipation.