Pizza

Bobo does an insurance job on his old Fat Pizza pizzeria and buys a new shop in Hashfield Valley, because business is so bad he is forced to turn the shop into a pizzeria café carwash, Bobo also gets a new girlfriend an ex porn star called Mama Jugs. Pauly, due to petrol prices and traffic fines, does an insurance job on his car and is forced to deliver pizzas on a pocket bike. Habib is upset his obese wife Toula is always calling him.

A sniffer dog is stolen from the local Police Station, who done it? Was it Davo using the dog to find drugs? Was it Habib or Bobo? Only a serious investigation by Hashfield Valley's finest will uncover the truth. An episode that parodies many cop shows and turns them Big, Fat and Cheesy.

Bobo holds a Melbourne Cup lunch at Fat Pizza. Everything goes wrong from bad food to power failures, the obese customers are unhappy at the lack of food and alcohol promised while Habib rigs the Melbourne Cup using steroids and a midget jockey.

Bobo has a day off and goes to Cronulla beach with his ex porn star girlfriend Ruby. The day explodes into mayhem as pizza deliveries go wrong and Habib and Rocky accidentally start a riot with lifesavers. The media interviews Pauly and he is taken out of context and blamed as the instigator of the Cronulla Beach riot. Upset, Pauly bashes shock jock radio announcer Allen Ford Jones who is fuelling the fire by whipping up anti ethnic yobbos to fight Rocky and Habib's cousins between the flags at Cronulla Beach.

After causing the Cronulla riots and bashing radio shock jock Allen Ford Jones, Pauly and Junior the apprentice chef are locked in an illegal immigrants detention centre. Because of the Cronulla riots the government decides to deport all the refugees. Pauly and Junior are meant to be sent to Coconut Island but because of a clerical error they are deported to Crocodile Island.

During an argument over roaches on Bobo's pizzas, Bobo accidentally bites off Rocky's finger. Both are sent to Hashfield Valley Hospital and suffer long waits and incompetent ethnic doctors, meanwhile Pauly is road raging all the non ethnic doctors and after bashing them there are no experienced doctors left to help Bobo and Rocky. At the shop Kev the Kiwi and Davo Dinkum hold a party for Kev's Maori mates and Toula decides to learn pole dancing for Habib.

In response to a new Government ban on crackers and new work laws making the pizza guys work for tips USA style, the pizza shop workers are abused by the locals of Hashfield Valley who refuse to tip them. Habib sets off all his old crackers before the ban is enforced, Davo is arrested for robbing a service station to pay for pizzas and Pauly drives to Canberra and does a burnout on the Prime Minister.

Bobo's gay Italian cousin, Santino, comes to visit from Italy. He shows Bobo how to make great Italian style pizzas. Habib buries his fat wife Toula and collects her life insurance and with Santino making the pizzas Bobo holds a fully sick bbq to celebrate his engagement to his ex porn star girlfriend Ruby. The fat pizza crew are excited when they find out supermodel Claudia Macpherson is coming to Bobo's sausage sizzle. DJBJ summons up a ghost in the pizzeria using a ouija board, it could be the ghost of Toula.