It's been a long road full of tribulations, drugs, petty theft, non attendance and resounding failure for Chris at College. So when the CCTV cameras catch him shagging Buck Tooth in the Science Corridor, the Director calls time. Chris is out. And out of his college accommodation as well. Homeless, and completely fucked, Chris is going down hill fast, until Jal steps in with a challenge. Get a job, get some focus and she'll try to unwind a little and be a better friend. So Chris gets a job, several of them in fact; he just can't stop being fired. Never mind, he's got the smallest bed-sit in Bristol to live in and Jal 's hanging around a lot and…Oh my god, he's just noticed that when Jal unwinds, she's gorgeous. Totally, totally gorgeous. Thus starts the affair of the century. If only… if only they'd used some contraception…