The Heroic Quest of the Valiant Prince Ivandoe

Prince Ivandoe and Bert set off on their heroic quest and, almost immediately, a winged serpent steals their map to Eagle Mountain. But that shan't stop a plucky young buck and his devoted squire from fulfilling their destiny. With the assistance of a quite staggeringly incompetent Dwarf called Alan, a new sword is forged and the Quest continue-eth!

A fire-breathing Giant Chicken is destroying the local farmers' prize vegetables. Prince Ivandoe vows to capture the Giant Chicken, but... gets captured by her instead. He seems to bring out her maternal side, and she in turn reminds him of Nanny. So when an angry mob attacks, Ivandoe heroically jumps to his Giant Nanny-Chicken's defence.

When Prince Ivandoe valiantly sets free Brian the Bard, he discovers he is now stuck with him... until such time that Brian saves Prince Ivandoe's life in return. This would not be so awful if Brian didn't send all day singing accurate, yet deeply unflattering, songs about Prince Ivandoe's looks and abilities.

In an effort to impress Jezebel the thiefstress, Prince Ivandoe and Bert set off to find the elusive Centicore. For the Magic Tears of the Centicore are rumored to cure all known ailments. But how exactly does one make a massive mountain-goat, made from stone, blub?

Prince Ivandoe vows to capture the turnip thief... the very worst type of thief! Prince Ivandoe and Bert are guided by some suspiciously Germanic woodland characters towards an old cabin. It turns out to be an elaborate trap, devised by the Sassy Gnomes, to punish Ivandoe for his inconsiderate turnip-top littering.

Prince Ivandoe and Bert take a lovely, but lost and confused, Swanstress under their wing. When finally, her memory returns, it turns out she is none other than the awful Princess Svandelyne, stuck-up sister to Prince Svan - Prince Ivandoe's greatest nemesis! And when Svan turns up, well, this can only end up in a Prince-Off. And does!

Prince Ivandoe and Bert reluctantly agree to bring Princess Syllabob of the Underwater Kingdom an all-powerful Trident for her Sweet Sixteenth birthday. However, it is currently in the possession of Ivandoe's great nemesis - Prince Svan - who has found another, less dignified, use for it. Ivandoe and Bert must risk all, entering the Swan Palace and avoiding the appalling Royal Family, in order to fulfill their promise to King Axalotyl, King of the Deep

Prince Ivandoe and Bert reluctantly agree to bring Princess Syllabob of the Underwater Kingdom an all-powerful Trident for her Sweet Sixteenth birthday. However, it is currently in the possession of Ivandoe's great nemesis - Prince Svan - who has found another, less dignified, use for it. Ivandoe and Bert must risk all, entering the Swan Palace and avoiding the appalling Royal Family, in order to fulfill their promise to King Axalotyl, King of the Deep