Tattoo Nightmares

2013 • Spike
4.7
87 reviews
TV-14
Rating
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Season 3 episodes (26)

1 The Ladykiller
4/1/14
Gus is dubbed "the ladykiller" after a terrifying incident with a client, Jasmine puts out her client's flaming mistake in an oh-so sensitive area, and Tommy rescues his client from a tattoo so horrible it almost killed him.
2 Cross and Bongs
4/8/14
Tommy "crosses" paths with a horrible reminder of his past, while Big Gus gets down and dirty to save a client's impending marriage, and Jasmine does everything she can to "smoke out" her client's disastrous tattoo.
3 You've Got Male
4/15/14
A client flashes Tommy with an obscene portrait of his manhood, Jasmine swears off a mother's profane mistake from her rebellious past, and a client stuns Gus with his unconventional self-attempts at tattoo removal.
4 Penis Neck
4/22/14
Tommy vows to cover a portrait so terrible, it has dishonored his client's entire family, Gus rocks out a musician's bad ink to help him get his edge back, and Jasmine rescues a superhero fan from a phallic mishap on his back.
5 Doggie Style
4/29/14
Tommy goes Renegade as he revamps a dated tattoo of an 80s heartthrob, Jasmine rescues a police officer from a tattoo that's held him hostage for years, and Gus is exposed to a client's sexual history that sent her to jail.
6 Baywatch Bimbo!
5/6/14
Jasmine rescues a former 90's beach babe, whose bad ink is drowning her career, Big Gus' client is eager to drop his pants to change his game, and Tommy helps a father honor his son by knocking out his adolescent mistake.
7 U-F-OH NO!!
5/13/14
Jasmine attempts a major touch-up on an unfortunate celebrity portrait, Big Gus signs up to help a client get rid of the wrong number, and Tommy has flashbacks when an ex-raver begs him to cover-up a past alien encounter.
8 No One's Bitch
5/20/14
Gus helps a mother wanting to leave her bad-ass days behind, Jasmine's client is ready to grow up and stop being a baby, and Tommy takes a stab at the ink that's been haunting his client for 13 years.
9 Junk Off My Trunk!
11/11/14
Jasmine helps her client "smooth" over a mASSive mistake, Gus is tasked with erasing the memory of his client's son, and Tommy hopes to get lucky breaking his client's cursed tattoo gamble.
10 What Would Jasmine Do
11/18/14
Big Gus helps a fellow father hit a home-run with some new ink, while Jasmine hopes for a miracle when she is faced with a Bible Belt blooper, and a woman's mystical mishap forces Tommy to work his magic.
11 Back in the Saddle
11/25/14
Tommy covers up some sidewalk-chalk inspired ink, a gamer needs Big Gus's help to reset a bad tattoo from a bad bet, and Jasmine hoists a client back onto the horse after an online dating catastrophe.
12 Surfari
12/2/14
A surfer comes to Gus hoping to wash away a mistake and win back his father, while Tommy rushes to the scene for an accident-prone paramedic, and Jasmine's client is desperate to ex-out his ink in time for an important reunion.
13 Broke and Branded
12/9/14
Tommy has his client's number in his crosshairs as he works to kill some bad ink, while Jasmine helps a beauty expert shine light on her beast of a tattoo, and Gus is double-teamed by a couple hoping to strip away a past mistake
14 Merry Inkmas
12/23/14
It's the holidays, as Gus ties his client's new ink up with a bow, Tommy tries to freeze out a man's yuletide eggnog disaster, and Jasmine shakes it up when a tough guy drops his drawers hoping for a new Christmas package.
15 Butt of the Joke
12/30/14
A disgraced basketball fan places all his bets on Gus, while a hunter hopes Tommy will hit the mark with his new ink and Jasmine's client is desperate to fight back against a nasty little devil.
16 Dazed and Accused
6/22/15
A surfer rolls into the shop hoping Tommy can help him say sayonara to an old mistake, while a mother comes to Gus searching for the key to some new ink, and a man wrongly accused needs Jasmine's help to escape his past.
17 Bad Luck of the Irish
6/23/15
A man is badly scarred in more ways than one as he tearfully asks Jasmine for help, while Tommy's client wants to lose her bestie, who's been following behind her for years, and a man needs Big Gus to help change his luck.
18 Father Doesn't Know Best
6/30/15
A cycling fanatic comes to Jasmine hoping to rebuild his patriotism, while Tommy helps a disappointed daughter mask a swap meet mistake, and Big Gus fights a tricky tattoo, and has to switch up his game mid-stride.
19 Friends Don't Let Friends Tattoo
7/7/15
Gus needs more than garlic to ward off his client's crazy past; Jasmine relates to a mother's need for a classy new look, while Tommy rolls the dice with his and Jaz's reputations when he's challenged with his coworkers coverup.
20 Hashtag Horrible
7/14/15
Jasmine gets stuck in an unfortunate threesome when her client drops his pants, Big Gus is needed stat to fix this goofy tattoo that destroyed a family, while Tommy tries to give his client's tattoo a second life.
21 The Ink Panther
7/28/15
Big Gus helps a bartender's bad ink rise from the ashes, while Jasmine works to empower her client with a foxy cover of a dating disaster, and an arm wrestling champ is on the prowl for a fierce new tattoo from Tommy.
22 Fl(ex) Wives
8/4/15
A bodybuilder comes to Big Gus hoping to lift his spirits and get his wife off his back, while Jasmine helps a father give the boot to some bad ink, and a stripper drops her pants so Tommy can get down and dirty.
23 Terri-Bull
8/11/15
Big Gus uses his talent to give a birthday girl the perfect present, while Tommy attempts to amp up a musician's out-of-date edgy mistake, and Jasmine helps her client cover up one horri-BULL tattoo.
24 Mermaids, Goblins, and Snakes, Oh My!
8/18/15
Jasmine is suspicious of her client's mermaid mistake, while Tommy takes on the result of a back (and bone) breaking sexcapade, and a man trips out Big Gus with his magical adventures with a green creature sidekick.
25 Mama's Boy
8/25/15
A feuding family asks Jasmine to lend them a helping hand, while Gus assists an army wife who wants to surprise her returning husband, and Tommy plays the name game with a client who's mommy issues have gone too far.
26 Cops and Rockers
9/1/15
Gus attempts to fix four heavy-duty mistakes that test his "metal," Jasmine finds some common ground with her client's ex boyfriend woes, and Tommy locks horns with a guy who was in over his head.

About this show

Real people with really bad tattoos seek the help of three of the best cover-up artists in the business to fix them. Tattoo artists Tommy Helm, Big Gus and Jasmine Rodriguez work miracles to turn disasterpieces into masterpieces.

Ratings and reviews

4.7
87 reviews
Kelly Bent
September 7, 2016
Love this show! I'm an artist too, it's my passion, and I absolutely love tattoos as a form of art, n it's amazing to see the talent and art these tattoo artists come up with and pull off!
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Misty Hamman
June 27, 2014
This show rocks-these guys are Amazing artists on an extremely difficult canvas-live human flesh!!!
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La Wanda “Marie” Spencer-Kirk
November 24, 2019
This show is addictive you are waiting see what crazy tattoo and story was going to walk through the door and the tattoo artist are amazing. I wish they would bring it back
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