South Park

1997
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Season 1 episodes (13)

1 Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
8/13/97
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.
2 Volcano
8/20/97
The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting.
3 Weight Gain 4000
8/27/97
Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.
4 Big Gay Al's Gay Boat Ride
9/2/97
Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.
5 An Elephant Makes Love to A Pig
9/10/97
Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.
6 Death
9/17/97
"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.
7 Pink Eye
10/29/97
The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead.
8 Starvin' Marvin
11/19/97
The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in, using his mother's credit card number and makes their donation.
9 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
12/16/97
South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and sends him to a mental institute.
10 Damien
2/4/98
Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.
11 Tom's Rhinoplasty
2/11/98
Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy.
12 Mecha Streisand
2/18/98
The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Bab's and her terrible destruction.
13 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
2/25/98
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that there's more to his mother then he thought.

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Every episode of this critically acclaimed and award-winning series is packed with unforgettable adventures, cutting satire, and hilarious absurdity — from pissed off celebrities to talking towels to underpants-stealing gnomes and crime-fighting kids. So join Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny for all their foul-mouthed adventures. For them, it's all part of growing up in South America!
Every episode of this critically acclaimed and award-winning series is packed with unforgettable adventures, cutting satire, and hilarious absurdity — from pissed off celebrities to talking towels to underpants-stealing gnomes and crime-fighting kids. So join Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny for al...

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10.3K reviews
Clifford Henderson
October 16, 2021
Another one Devin Doran ND his man Patrick made based on my Livestreaming, they hacked my phone and made games and movie from my Livestream that they hacked! Don't buy nothing from these two as they'll Rob you blind! Bless there retarded hearts they always wanted to be actors however they have one problem! THEY CAN'T ACT!!! Devin is in jail now on meth charges I know these people and don't want you to go through what I'm going through
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Mandy Matchett
March 6, 2020
South Park need to go back to way it was when it was very funny. This new season don't make laugh as much as the old episodes. In my opinion they need to get rid of strong women and PC principal and them darn PC baby's. take out the the politics in it and make it about the 4 boys again and bring back Mr.Hankey I don't see why was so offensive about him.
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Craig Clements
December 2, 2014
South Park? This Started out as a program for young viewer's, but it began changing to a program that's quickly become something that "Adults" should ask ourselves, should we even be viewing this Program? (Among Others). And what about our Children! We are allowing them to whach these shows, and as long as we do the producers will continue to keep airing them. I'm aware that if this is something that is unsuitable for young children, and older Adults to View, then we need to start whaching other Programs,, Such as Disney or other clean wholesome, and family oriented shows! And yes they do still exist. My point is this, why are we telling our kids Not to say, or do (Inappropriate) things? Yet we allow them to whach, and View such inappropriate shows. We need to be mind full of what we Preach! Not do as we say "But" do as we Do. We Set the example for our Children! Shouldn't it be a "Great" One.
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