The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet

Circumstantial evidence leads Ozzie and Harriet to believe that David is about to get married.

Connoisseur Ozzie decides to make his own old-fashioned, homemade ice cream.

Ricky can't decide which is harder on his body: playing high school football or playing in the high school band.

Ozzie accepts a dinner invitation from a friend he bumps into on the street. Trouble is - Ozzie won't confess he doesn't remember his friend's name nor where he lives. In fact, he doesn't even remember where he knows the guy from.

Ozzie is forced to break his tradition of giving Harriet carnation perfume for her birthday.

Ozzie bets Thorny that the family can survive in the woods with an axe and two matches.

A hard fought football game creates controversy between Ozzie, Thorny, and the new neighbor across the street.

David doesn't like Ricky's jazz music records, and Ricky doesn't care for David's classical music records. It's a battle of the phonographs!

After renting a trailer to haul away his junk, Ozzie has a mishap on the way to the junkyard.

Harriet plans to give Ozzie a duplicate of her wedding ring for his birthday until things get complicated.

The 'Gay Blade' is a new kind of knife sharpener, which Harriet bought, and she expects non-mechanically inclined Ozzie to figure out how to correctly assemble its numerous parts.

No one wants to stay up until 2:37 in the morning to watch the lunar eclipse - except Ozzie. He's determined to snap a picture of the scientific event through a telescope.

Ozzie teases Harriet for being gullible to sales pitches but can't resist his own buying weakness.

Harriet thinks that she and Ozzie are not spending enough quality time together. Ozzie offers to take her golfing but Harriet has other plans.

Ozzie and Thorny decide to become volunteer firemen.

Both Ozzie and Harriet unintentionally steal two separate cars from the same stranger.

Ricky is supposed to be a good organizer but plans for his friends end up going haywire.

After receiving a citation for safe driving, Ozzie is asked to drive a vehicle in a city parade. Ozzie then realizes that his drivers license has expired. He tries to get his license renewed before the day of the parade.

Ozzie & Thorny decide it would be a great idea to postpone their chores and go up to Pine Lake for the weekend. Harriet and the boys are busy, so Ozzie promises to look after Thorny's house, while the Thornberry's go up to the lake.

A girl places a personal ad in the paper to find Ozzie after meeting him on a bus ride.

Ozzie is determined to stay in bed all day, but he soon finds out that it's not going to be as easy as he had first imagined.

While digging for worms to go fishing, Ricky discovers an old Spanish Doubloon. Soon afterwords, Ozzie, David and Ricky are digging a huge hole in the backyard.

Ozzie greets a beautiful morning brimming with optimism, which soon turns to cynicism, which then turns to pessimism, which eventually turns to complete gloom.

Psychology student David checks Ozzie's photograph for criminal tendencies.

Ozzie is flustered when an anonymous admirer sends flowers to Harriet and requests a photograph of her.

Ozzie and Harriet start dressing up around the house to encourage Ricky to improve his appearance.