The Conners

2018

3.8

111 reviews

TV-14

Rating

Eligible

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Season 5 episodes (22)

1 Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double

9/21/22

Season-only

In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds' cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway; Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.

2 Scenes from Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

9/28/22

Season-only

When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

3 Driving, Dating, and Deceit

10/5/22

Season-only

Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.

4 Parent Traps and Heart Attacks

10/12/22

Season-only

When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

5 A Little Weed and A Bad Seed

10/19/22

Season-only

Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.

6 Book Bans and Guillotine Hands

10/26/22

Season-only

Dan encourages the family to decorate the house for Halloween; Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene's new neighborhood.

7 Take This Job and Shove It Twice

11/2/22

Season-only

Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it's cracked up to be; when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.

8 Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries

11/16/22

Season-only

It's Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipated.

9 Crumbs and Couch Surfers

11/30/22

Season-only

Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise's.

10 Dog Days of Christmas

12/7/22

Season-only

Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

11 Two More Years and a Stolen Rose

1/11/23

Season-only

The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together; Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.

12 Stuck In The Middle And Stuck In The Past

1/18/23

Season-only

Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky's boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.

13 New Pipes and Old Secrets

2/8/23

Season-only

Darlene has issues with Dan's plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.

14 Adding Insult to Injury

2/15/23

Season-only

Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.

15 Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy

2/22/23

Season-only

Harris makes a big announcement; Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.

16 Hiding In and Moving Out

3/1/23

Season-only

Harris takes her anger out on Darlene; Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.

17 The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler

3/8/23

Season-only

Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

18 Road Trip and Guilt Trip

3/15/23

Season-only

Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma; Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

19 Text Thread and the Marital Bed

4/5/23

Season-only

Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.

20 What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?

4/19/23

Season-only

Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition; Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.

21 Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic

4/26/23

Season-only

Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money; Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.

22 The Grad Finale

5/3/23

Season-only

As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father; Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.

About this show

After a sudden turn of events, the Conners are forced to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before. This iconic family – Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky and D.J. – grapples with parenthood, dating, an unexpected pregnancy, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America. Through it all, the fights, the coupon cutting, the hand-me-downs, the breakdowns – with love, humor and perseverance, the family prevails.

Ratings and reviews

3.8

111 reviews

Ken R

November 1, 2018

All of the sad political story behind Rosanne the person put aside, the real question is: "Does The Conners stand up on it's own?" And the answer is YES. The show is surprisingly good. It might even be better in some ways now that they have to write some content to keep us watching.

33 people found this review helpful

ray's horror night

September 25, 2019

This is no good why? Are u doing this all the commintes im seeing are payed for by abc and u know it the show not doing well it is not better then ever it sucks and i cant wait tell this is done u know need roseenna back as a ghost but bring her back now so she twitted so a woman on the news called a black men a monky but nobedy cares and u know why cuz hes a men but just keep sucking dicks the rich get richer

22 people found this review helpful

tasha thayer

December 16, 2020

A Sad Shame in Showing No FORGIVENESS to a Gal who put gays & other things on Her Show when Most Did NOT Dare to but she DID & Guess certain ppl Never make Mistakes,wonder How they would feel when they do & are Not Forgiven & things taken away,What are U Showing Youth about FORGIVENESS,COMPASSION & the Conners were taught That and a sad day when its Gone & TY for How U Took Her Away & I can't support that I'm sorry.