South Park

2022
4.7
10.4K reviews
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Season 5 episodes (13)

1 It Hits The Fan
6/20/01
The you-know-what hits the fan a 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world!
2 Cripple Fight!
6/30/01
Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. But there's only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests.
3 Scott Tenorman Must Die
7/14/01
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.
4 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
7/21/01
In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.
5 Cartmanland
7/25/01
Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
6 Proper Condom Use
8/1/01
Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.
7 Towelie
8/8/01
The boys get a new video game system and their plan for the next 38 hours is to play it! Until they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from gettin' high. When the government steals Stan's new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century.
8 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
11/7/01
Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman's fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized. Go America! Go Broncos!
9 How to Eat with Your Butt
11/14/01
Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny's sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse." After a photo of Kenny's better side finds it's way onto the side of a milk carton, an unusual couple arrives in South Park to claim their missing child. Much ass kissing ensues.
10 The Entity
11/21/01
Frustrated with long lines at the airport, Mr. Garrison (Herbert to his friends) invents a new mode of transportation that's "extra enjoyable" for roughly 10 percent of the population. And Kyle's cousin Kyle visits South Park, bringing his "New York sensibilities" with him - much to our Kyle's horror.
11 Here Comes The Neighborhood
11/28/01
Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town by any means necessary.
12 Kenny Dies
12/5/01
In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his f-f-friend's impending demise.
13 Butters' Very Own Episode
12/12/01
Butters is back with his very own episode! And he inadvertently reveals a dark family secret about his fathers' late night "shopping" sprees. Alone and lost Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort get back home in time to celebrate his parents' anniversary. A suicidal mom, a perverted dad and Butters caught right in the middle of all the wackiness!

About this show

Relive the dawn of the South Park era, with legendary episodes of the groundbreaking, Emmy Award-winning animated classic. Follow everyones favorite troublemakers Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny--from the very beginning of their unforgettable adventures.

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4.7
10.4K reviews
A Google user
October 25, 2018
i originally first saw south park when my brother invited me over to watch an episode that reminded him of me (the episode "Craig X Tweek). When i saw it, i freaked out and instantly fell in love with the show's comedy and characters. A lot of people think its "stupid" or "too racist," but i dont really think so. Honestly, if you are really super sensitive to stuff like this, don't watch it. Trey and Matt did such an amazing job making this show in my opinion, and i thank them deeply uwu
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Fredlee Woods4th
March 21, 2021
Well I'm looking for the past seasons of the Timmy Vulmer episodes with J-jimmy! And I can't seem to find these episodes... can you please help, and it's because I currently live in a "Group home" with "Individuals" as they are calling me and the rest of us now inhibitions of this house in A.R.C. Spruce House and then there's the fact that I am being demoralized much like T-Timmy! and the funny 😂 thing is that Timmy is the one who was the guy who saw past the demoralizing 🐃💩 and just did him.
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Joshua Gray
May 9, 2022
SOUTH PARK!! Love how the show evolved well besides Eric's voice...kids r smart, parents/grown ups are not. Butters came into his own as well as Randy, & Jimmy. They must have writers that just stay in "the know" with what's going on in society/current events and they not only touch on it, they smash it make lefties go insane n for that I LOVE YALL TREY & MATT and whomever else is behind the scenes!
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