Wacky Races

See-Saw to Arkansas: The Ant Hill Mob escapes a pursuing policeman by donning disguises as the Seven Dwarfs. Creepy Trip to Lemon Twist: The Wacky Racers encounter ghosts in the abandoned town of Spookane.

In the series premiere, The Racers participate in the Wacky Winter Games and compete in luge, ski jump, slalom and snowboarding events. The games culminate in a final competition where Dastardly and Muttley do a very disturbing ice-skating dance.

Why Oh Why Wyoming: Dick Dastardly tries to win Chief Crazy Buffalo's friendship by warning him of the approaching "iron wagons." Beat the Clock to Yellow Rock: Dastardly attempts to disguise the Old Unfaithful geyser as part of the road.

As the Racers try to race across the idyllic Tuscan countryside, they discover that too much hospitality isn’t always a good thing.

Mish Mash Missouri Dash: Dastardly discovers an irate Hillbilly determined to protect his land from trespassers--including the Wacky Racers! Idaho a Go Go: Dastardly dresses as Little Red Riding Hood and tricks Penelope into stopping at Granny's house to deliver a basket of treats.

The Wackies, joined by guest racer Pandora Pitstop, race customized watercrafts through the Louisiana Swamps.

The Baja-Ha-Ha Race: In Mexico, Dick Dastardly and Muttley try to slow the other drivers by using a herd of cow-shaped balloons to block the road. Real Gone Ape: Dick Dastardly hypnotizes a giant gorilla in an attempt to wind the race.

When the residents of Easter Island celebrate an ancient festival with a Wacky Race, the Racers end up stirring a giant alien menace that awakens the slumbering Easter Island statues to conquer the world… unless Muttley can stop them.

Scout Scatter: The Ant Hill mob escapes the police by posing as Wood Scouts. Free Wheeling to Wheeling: Dick Dastardly uses heavy machinery at a road construction site to stop the Wacky Racers.

Medieval Camelot has never been so exciting… or so wacky!

By Rollercoaster to Upsan Downs: The wacky racers travel by rollercoaster to Upsan Downs when Dick Dastardly diverts them into a closed amusement park for a spin on some of the rides. The Speedy Arkansas Traveler: Dastardly diverts the Surplus Special onto the site of an army war games.

Peter loses his mojo and becomes a dork.

The Zippy Mississippi Race: Dastardly diverts the rest of the racers onto a Mississippi riverboat. Traffic Jambalaya: Dastardly tricks several racers into searching for a "harmless" gorilla, who is actually Dastardly in disguise, at a wild animal park.

The Racers destroy the Grand Canyon on vacation.

Hot Race at Chillicithe: Dishonest Dick Dastardly steals a police car and chases the Ant Hill Mob into a boys' baseball game. The Wrong Lumber Race: In Oregon's rugged lumber country, Dick Dastardly tries to use falling trees and spinning saw blades to stop his opponents.

The Racers participate in the Roman Games.

Rhode Island Road Race: Devious Dick Dastardly diverts the Bouldermobile onto a construction site and the other cars follow it up the girders of a skyscraper. The Great Cold Rush Race: On a trans-Canadian race, the Ant Hill Mob meets the Abominable Snowman.

The Racers race through the American Deep South until they run afoul of Dastardly’s cousin, Sheriff Longarm D. Lawe. Captured by his and Deputy Giblet’s speed traps, the Racers are sentenced to 847 years in the local jail and must find away to escape and finish the race.

Wacky Race to Ripsaw: To prevent Penelope from coming in first place, Dastardly creates a roadside beauty parlor to lure her into stopping. Oils Well that Ends Well: The Wacky Racers are once again beset by Dick Dastardly's deviously dirty tricks as they travel to Grease Gun, Texas.

When the Ant Hill Mob zooms past Dick Dastardly, he directs a police officer to chase them.

Dick Dastardly discovers a genie in a bottle, but the well-meaning spirit misinterprets each request that Dastardly makes.

Shrunk to microscopic size the Racers are accidentally injected into Dastardly and must race through his circulatory system, avoiding his white blood cells, to find a way out before they enlarge inside him.

Eeny, Miny Missouri Go!: Dick Dastardly plots to have an aquarium whale swallow the rest of the contestants! The Super Silly Swamp Sprint: Dastardly and Muttly unleash a squadron of mechanical mosquitos to wreak havoc on the other cars.

A thousand years in the future, the Wacky Races are alive and well, and even wackier.

The Dopey Dakota Derby: A wanted poster inspires Dastardly to disguise himself as a bandit. Dash to Delaware: Dastardly plots to cover the roadway with icing and send Peter and Penelope spinning into a cake-making machine.

A thousand years in the future, the Wacky Races are alive and well, and even wackier.

Speeding for Smogland: On the set of a medieval-themed movie, Dastardly attempts to trap the racers with the castle gate and drawbridge. Race Rally to Raleigh: Dirty Dick Dastardly uses floor wax to slide the other cars into MacDonald's farm.

Peter and his friends race to Peter's hometown of Perfectville and find it wasn't so perfect.

Ballpoint, Penn., or Bust: Dick Dastardly causes flat tires with a box of tacks on a jaunt to Ballpoint, Pennsylvania. Fast Track to Hackensack: Outside the town of Law 'n Order, Dastardly changes the posted speed limit sign from 35 to 85 to creat a Fast Track to Hackensack.

A trip back in time reveals the very first Wacky Race.

The Ski Resort Road Race: After causing an avalanche, Dastardly uses a ski jump for his own getaway, but the other cars follow him. Overseas Hi-Way Race: On a race from Key Largo to Key West, the racers must cross the famous series of bridges that connect the Florida Keys.

With the help of a very unusual spiritual adviser, the Racers find themselves racing through their collective unconscious dream world encountering their fondest fantasies, or in the case of Dastardly, a deeply screwed up mess of a psyche.

Race to Racine: Dastardly hopes to exterminate the Ant Hill Mob by dressing Muttley in gangster garb to infiltrate the Bulletproof Bomb. The Carlsbad or Bust Bash: The drivers become lost in the tunnels of Carlsbad Caverns.

Before a race to the South Pole, Peter challenges Dastardly to win just one race fair and square; As they roar across the Antarctic, they encounter dangerous booby traps that Dastardly absolutely denies setting.

During a Wacky Races Christmas party, Dastardly triggers his latest tricks and finds himself in Heaven reviewing his past misdeeds with a familiar angel named Melvin.

Dastardly's Bavarian cousin Desdemona captures the Racers during a competition over the Alps and locks them in her pretzel mines.

During a race to the North Pole, the racers accidentally run over Santa Claus and now must take his place to save Christmas.

The Racers are turned into babies and Dastardly is stuck as their babysitter. But babies or not, the need for speed is an undeniable urge. Much to Dastardly’s regret.

Dastardly is banned by race owner P.T. Barnstorm from racing for habitual and dangerous cheating. Dastardly is forced to go to an employment agency and take a number of other jobs - all of which he is comically unsuited for.

Pandora switches places with her twin sister Penny in order to steal a prize for good sportsmanship and fair play. But short-tempered Pandora has trouble keeping up the pretense of being her unflappably good-natured sister.

P.T. Barnstorm’s latest money making race event sends the racers off to race on Mars against an evil space tyrant with Earth as the prize.

A race through the center of the earth to a Land That Time Forgot. They are attacked by dinosaurs but rescued at the last second by a tribe of Mole People that immediately crown Muttley King. Penelope discovers Muttley is actually going to be sacrificed to giant volcano so she and the Racers must find a way to rescue their reluctant friend.

An experimental time machine gives Dastardly the ability to rewind time 30 seconds at a time. But what good is time travel if you are the one Racer who refuses to learn from his mistakes?

As the Racers zoom through the blue grass hills of Kentucky another of of I.Q.’s inventions begins randomly exchanging the Racer’s personalities. Of course it doesn’t seem to matter what body Dastardly is in at the time, he always gets the worse of his own traps.

Annual race where their mothers accompany each of the Racers. Each Racer’s maternal relationship is painfully explored until the moms get caught up in the race and leave our Racers in the dust.

I.Q. has been secretly working on a time machine to make time, and therefore cars, go faster. It backfires and brings future versions of our Racers back to “advice” their younger selves.

Tiny receives an invitation to speak at his old high school. Tiny doesn’t want to go because he never fit in well at Miss Prissy Prisswell’s Finishing School for Young Ladies, Gentlemen and Other. Bella enlists Penelope’s help to musically educate Tiny in the proper ways of etiquette and style.

A raucous race across the Emerald Isle runs afoul of a clan of Leprechauns determined to protect their Pot O’ Gold.

The future is not what it used to be. As the crew of Wacky One find out when the Evil Lord Dastarius challenges them to a race for the Heart of the Galaxy.

Peter is kidnaped during a race and the team swings into wacky action to save him.

In order to win more races, Dastardly creates evil clone versions of the other Racers. Unfortunately they all have his personality.

In the far future, brave if not too bright, space ranger Peter Perfect entrusts the secret location to the galaxy's greatest weapon to speeder racer, Penelope Spacestop. But can she and her android friends keep evil Lord Dastarius from finding it and conqIn the far future, brave if not too bright, space ranger Peter Perfect entrusts the secret location to the galaxy's greatest weapon to speeder racer, Penelope Spacestop. But can she and her android friends keep evil Lord Dastarius from finding it and conquering the universe?

Dick buys a genie lamp in spite of the salesman's warning about the twists that usually come with the wishes and uses the first wish to make his rivals behave like him.

A western themed race ends up to be more than our Racers bargained for.

Under pressure from his grandfather to finally win at least one race, Dastardly pulls out all the stops with a barrage of tricks and traps. They all backfire so Penelope convinces the other Racers to let Dastardly win.

To celebrate their 40th race, the races attempt their shortest easiest race yet. Surely nothing could keep them from actually finishing this race. Could it?

The Racers meet up with guest star Hong Kong Phooey during a thrilling adventure in China.