The Soup

This week, Joel McHale has as laugh at the all-sorts-of-crazy girls ABC has cast for the latest season of "The Bachelor." But first, we catch up on the important Hollywood headlines from Kim Kardashian's baby news to Bieber smoking pot. Then, we look into MTV's latest version of "Jersey Shore" known as "Buckwild." In romances of the new year, we're sad to hear Taylor Swift has once again ruined a relationship, but we're excited to hear Charlie Sheen has a new one with a 24-year-old! In Kardashian news, we deliver the details on the mansion Kim and Kanye bought to bulldoze for their new nursery and the charitable auction Khloe Kardashian Odom is throwing featuring her old sports bra and yoga pants. In reality TV news, we rundown "Mob Wives," "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," "Toddlers and Tiaras" and just about every other informational program TLC has to offer--specifically, their latest special "Best Funeral Ever." Check it out!

This week, Joel McHale shares his own take on the awards season coverage, Lance Armstrong admitting to Oprah that he's a cheater and Kim Kardashian's nonexistent fertility issues. But first, we delve into the new series "Stars in Danger: High Dive," which featured "Real Housewives" stars Kim and Kyle Richards, we shell out advice for Charlie Sheen who is going to be a grandpa and we check in on our new favorite Lifetime program "Double Divas" which documents the lives of large-breasted women! Plus, the Miss America contestants share with us the most important facts about their home states and the new girl on "Dance Moms" makes her girl teammates look like, well, little girls. Then, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from "Container Wars," "Beyond Scared Straight," "Alaskan Showdown" and more!

This week, Joel McHale breaks down the naive and insane contestants on the early stage of "American Idol." But first, we have the latest on the 2013 Super Bowl and Al Roker making the presidential inauguration about himself. In celebrity relationship news, we break down what Sheryl Crow may have known about Lance Armstrong's doping incidents. Then, we find out what Taylor Swift would have sang for us had she been the one dating him! Plus, Dominic Monaghan stops by the studio to expose Prince Harry's reasoning behind his naked pictures in Las Vegas. Finally, we end with the latest in your favorite reality shows including "Dance Moms," "Shahs of Sunset" and "Buckwild."

This week, Joel McHale breaks down the best clips from the 2013 SAG Awards. But first, we take a look at Hulk and Brooke Hogan's awkward father-daughter relationship! Then, in TV news, we break down what "Plastic Wives" star Frances Marques meant when she said "everybody has everything done" with the help of Joel's "Community" costars Jim Rash and Yvette Nicole Brown. In talk show news, Dr. Phil scores the latest interview with the man who hoaxed Manti Te'o, and Kris Jenner scores a show of her own (no hoax)! In music news, we take a look at Chris Brown's week in review which includes throwing punches over parking spaces and painting pictures of Jesus. Then, the crew tunes into the most ridiculous reality shows of the week including "My Strange Addiction" and "RuPaul's Drag Race." Plus, we end with a clip from "Wheel of Fortune" that you won't want to miss!

This week, Joel McHale heads to New York City to break down the most over-priced commercials from Super Bowl XLVII. But first, we test how smart we really are by taking a look at our favorite week of "Jeopardy!"--teen tournament week! Then, we have the latest on the bedazzled pistol that Kim Kardashian splashed across the internet and Lindsay Lohan's latest legal woes. Plus, we're joined by "Rock Center's" Brian Williams who delivers us a taste of our own medicine! Hear his thoughts on Mankini, Bruce Jenner and Selena Gomez! Then, Dr. Oz pops in with some delightful insight to how his brain functions and the crew watches down the most ridiculous reality TV clips of the week including "The Bachelor," "Alaska State Troopers" and "RuPaul's Drag Race." Lastly, we end with a hilarious clip of a man who claims to be Jesus that you won't want to miss!

This week, Joel McHale breaks down the 2013 Grammys coverage including Taylor Swift's usual performance about her latest ex-boyfriend. Plus, we've got the latest update on Chris Brown crashing his Porsche and other Grammys drama. Then, we get to the bottom of Christina Applegate and The Pope both quitting their jobs! Could they be swapping roles? In relationship news, Kimye headed to Rio and posed like Jesus, and we've got the pics. In other romances, "Bachelor" Sean Lowe is having a hard time figuring out why all the girls hate Tierra. In reality TV news, we have all the most ridiculous clips of the week including "Gypsy Sisters," "Buckwild," "Finding Bigfoot" and "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Check it out!

This week, Joel McHale brings you the latest on Chris Brown and Rihanna's rocky relationship and an update on the divorce drama between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. But first, we bring you a special report from CNN on the effects of marijuana on the ability to drive a car. Plus, we've got the scoop on sleepy looking Lindsay Lohan's reported energy drink promotional appearance in Dubai. In reality news, we have an odd story involving Honey Boo Boo's Uncle Poodle that you'll wish you never heard. In soap opera news, we break down why "General Hospital" is just about the last soap standing. Our guess is it's for its relatable story lines. Then, we bring you all the latest on your favorite Real Housewives from Atlanta to Beverly Hills. Plus, "American Idol's" Constantine drops by and we have the tops clips of the week from the best shows on television including "Bunheads," "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami," "Washington Heights" and more!

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Hollywood headlines including all the behind-the-scenes details at the 2013 Academy Awards that innocent viewers never got a chance to witness, Janet Jackson getting hitched and Justin Bieber wearing a gas mask in London while shopping. Plus, "1600 Penn" star Josh Gad assures his loyal fans that his precious sex tape is safe regardless of the fire that broke out at Vivid's offices. Then, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from "Double Divas," the season finale of "Gold Rush Alaska" and "Good Day New York."

This week, Joel McHale brings you the latest on "The Bachelor" Sean Lowe's highly anticipated "Women Tell All" episode. But first, we've got the latest update between Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan and "All-Star Celebrity Apprentice" is upon us, and we've got the breakdown of the massive all-stars it's featuring including the most recognized model in "Deal or No Deal!" Plus, did Justin Bieber really get booed by his Beliebers in London? Then, we provide the latest in baseball news; did you know Babe Ruth once ate 12 hot dogs in one sitting? In good news, Jenelle of "Teen Mom 2" is almost off probation and she's got big plans! The bad news is PETA is unhappy with Kim Kardashian. Then we bring you all the latest on the "Vanderpump Rules" reunion special, "Finding Bigfoot" actually finding Bigfoot, "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami" continuing to take Miami and more!

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Hollywood headlines including Harry Styles' strange new tattoo, Elisabeth Hasselbeck leaving "The View" and celebrities like Britney Spears, Beyonce and Donald Trump getting hacked. Plus, the cast from "Spartacus: War of the Damned" stops by the set to shed some light on that whole "Judge Mathis" sex tape clip. Then, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from the History Channel's miniseries "The Bible," "All Star Celebrity Apprentice", "Amish Outcasts" and other hot shows.

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Lindsay Lohan sentencing, "American Idol" top ten contestants and the ongoing saga of Black Hitler. Plus, "Bridesmaids" star Wendi McClendon-Covey stops by with one burning question: Which Kardashian has the smelliest vagina? Find that answer and clips from other hot shows like "Fashion Queens," "Dance Moms" and more in this episode of "The Soup!"

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on Kato Kaelin's new talk show, Maury's latest paternity test and NatGeo's hilarious sitcom "Drugs, Inc." Plus, Dr. Oz saves lives with his insight into crusty busts and cameltoe, an inmate named Nasty Nard scares kids straight and we've got a peek at children's programming that will screw them back up again! It's a contest for grossest human being on this week's episode of "The Soup."

Now that award season is over, host Joel McHale is finally ready to honor the funniest and most memorable moments in recent television history with the prestigious Soup Award. McHale is joined by RuPaul, Jim Rash, Rich Sommer, Kate Flannery, Seth Green and numerous other surprise guests in a celebration of society's downfall. Join Joel and his rogues' gallery of celebrity misfits as they award Best Supporting Actor (non-human), the What is a Dumbass, Alex Award, and several other hilarious accolades. This is one award show you won't want to miss.

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Hollywood headlines including Hugh Hefner turning 87, Chris Brown and Rihanna's breakup and Jenna Jameson's arrest for battery. Plus, Kevin Bacon can't keep it together on "Larry King Now," Laurence Fishburne brings urgency to his role in "Hannibal" and Gary Busey drools over Donald Trump's wife in "All-Star Celebrity Apprentice." Then, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from "Tabatha Takes Over," "Hoarding: Buried Alive" and other hot shows.

This week, Joel McHale brings you the latest from Atlanta including "The Voice" battle rounds and Justin Bieber's absurd visit to the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam. Plus, we've got the lowdown on Lindsay Lohan at the "Scary Movie 5" premiere and other frightening footage from the reality show "My Crazy Obsession." But when it comes to crazy, Amanda Bynes' new selfie video takes the cake! Plus, "The Office" star Clark Duke drops by to demonstrate his sexy skills, and we've got the latest from "Wife Swap" and Lance Bass' special appearance on our favorite politically unstable program "Cupcake Wars."

This week, Joel McHale brings you the latest from New York City beginning with a rundown of Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte's painfully terrible press tour from coast to coast. Then, in relationship news, we've got the latest on Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries finally getting divorced! Plus, Joel gets a taste of his own medicine when "The Daily Show" regular John Oliver stops by! In music news, we've got the latest from a "Glee"-inspired adult choir-slash-dancing group in Wisconsin that you won't want to miss! Then, stick around for clips from America's best programs on television including "Welcome to Myrtle Manor," "Find Me My Man" and "My Crazy Obsession."

This week, Joel McHale brings you the latest from Hotlanta by unveiling secrets of his favorite "Real Housewives" from the Peach state. Then, it turns out Kim Kardashian learned her lesson about registries during her fairytale wedding. Find out why she and Kanye are not accepting baby gifts. In music news, we learn how good Taylor Swift has it, and in great parenting news, "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham officially sells her sex tape to a porn company. Then, the crew watches down some of the craziest television including "The Secret Life of the American Teenager," "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" and "Insane Bathrooms."

It's a great week to be in Georgia! In addition to this being the final episode of "The Soup" in Atlanta, Mama June and Papa Sugar Bear of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" indulge in a commitment ceremony! We sample the ribs and toast the couple. Next, it's off to New York where a very-pregnant Kim Kardashian introduces us to couch couture. Our armchair fashionistas break down the look before the main event: it's Amanda Bynes versus Lindsay Lohan in a drag race to the death! Plus, Justin Bieber gets assaulted on stage and Ryan Lochte's IQ sinks. Then, stick around for our hilarious clip of the week from "Small Town Security."

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Hollywood headlines including the Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev getting support from girls on Twitter for his release. Plus, comedian and podcast host Marc Maron is in-studio with some titillating commentary on recent pop culture news, and "The Soup" gets an on-screen shoutout from "The Chew." Then, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from "Gigolos," "Small Town Security" and other hot shows.

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Hollywood headlines including Beyonce responding to pregnancy rumors, Farrah Abraham's soiled bikini ripped from eBay and the Billboard Music Awards bestowing a special honor upon Justin Bieber! Not convinced? MTV actually aired Kesha drinking her own urine. Take a bow, ladies. In non-vaginal news, Gary Busey reminds you that he's insane on "Celebrity Apprentice All Stars," Ryan Lochte plans a trip with his equally hapless entourage and OJ Simpson plans his scary comeback. And finally, stick around for our Clip of the Week featuring two muppets casually talking about gay sex.

This week, Joel McHale breaks down the most memorable moments of Memorial Day weekend beginning with another Justin Beiber car chase in his Ferrari. Plus, America's sweetheart Desiree Hartsock debuts as "The Bachelorette" and we take a look at the creeps that ABC has carefully selected for her. In celeb news, the fall of Amanda Bynes gets more bizarre, this time, with her throwing bongs out the window on to the streets of New York City and reports of her being assaulted by the police. Then, we take a look at her Twitter feud with Rihanna. In TV news, it was a big week for "Watch What Happens: Live" having Ray-J, Jersey Shore's Vinny and Vinny's oft-drunk Uncle Nino! In movie news, we have the latest on celebrities at Cannes including a Psy poser. Then we bring you the wildest stories in local news and take a look at the most ridiculous reality TV clips of the week including "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?," "Small Town Security" and our personal favorite, "Antiques Roadshow." Check it out.

This week, Joel McHale delivers huge news as it appears evident that Kim Kardashian cares more about renovating her new house than the sex of her unborn child. Then, Kristin Davis stops by to help commemorate Kourtney and Scott's sex life as well as celebrate "Sex and the City." Plus, did you know Bruce Jenner and Kanye West are so close they've only met once? And are The Wanted and One Direction planning to fight each other for charity? Finally, we bring you the best of the week including "Love and Hip Hop Atlanta," "The Bachelorette," our personal favorite "Beyond Scared Straight" and more!

This week, Joel McHale delivers the latest viral videos and crazy television clips from New York City including a spotlight on local legend "Long Island Medium" star Theresa Caputo. Plus, are Bieber's bodyguards under investigation for beating up a fan? In Kardashian news, Kris and Bruce Jenner have decided they need two separate houses and Brody Jenner sounds off on his dad. Best of all, former "The Hills" star Spencer Pratt then attempts to become relevant again. Meanwhile, "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham's sex tape bikini will be given away to a lucky someone--and "The Soup" starts to delve into hard-hitting news!

This week, Joel McHale runs down the wackiest viral videos of the week from New York City! We've got the latest on E!'s newest angel, baby Kimye--including all the delivery details and insider scoop. Plus we take a look at America's brightest at the 2013 Miss USA pageant, including fan favorite Miss Utah. In teen news, Keith Olbermann stops by to explore Bieber's run-in with the paparazzi and his alleged new BFF. In even more Kardashian news, Bruce Jenner buys a gun. In music news, Wyclef Jean will produce Amanda Bynes' first single. In this week's scandals, "Teen Mom" star Farrah Abraham suffers a nip slip while hosting at a club in Vegas. All that plus the latest from "The Bachelorette," "Small Town Security" and more!

It's no surprise that after the former Food Network host admitted to dropping the "n" word, a number of Paula Deen's endorsers are jumping ship from her gravy boat. Check out the one cruise line that chose stubbornly to stay the course. Then, Kim Kardashian plants fake baby photos to weed out which of her friends are rats. The motherly instinct is already kicking in! Meanwhile, Justin Bieber's snooty neighbors are coming down hard on The Boy King and Amanda Bynes decides to rearrange her face. On "America's Got Talent" a brother-sister band steals our hearts and our peace of mind--and an even worse act debuts on "R and B Divas." And finally, our long national music nightmare concludes with a music video from "Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta" that will challenge your intestinal fortitude.

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Hollywood headlines including Jessica Simpson giving birth to her second child, Hulk Hogan's daughter getting hitched and Kris Jenner hawking her granddaughter's first baby photos. Plus, "R and B Divas" star Keke Palmer drops in and catches Joel by surprise, "Big Brother" returns for another season and Bruce Jenner's feelings are hurt by his show. Then, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from "Storage Hunters," "Below Deck," "HGTV Star" and other hot shows.

This week, Joel McHale runs down the wackiest viral videos of the week from New York City! We've got all the latest on George Clooney and Stacy Keibler's breakup, the dramatic details behind why Kobe Bryant unfollowed Dwight Howard on Twitter and Lance Armstrong's cycling comeback. In TV news, "Big Brother" has offended CBS executives by airing racist segments of the show. In Kardashian news, we take a look at their family's trip to a public restroom. In political news, Amanda Bynes has called President Obama and the First Lady ugly. Then, we've got the most dramatic "reality" TV moments of the week including "The Bachelorette," "Long Island Medium" and our new favorite, "Crown Chasers."

Big news hit the airwaves this week, people. In an attempt to shed some light on an overlooked subject, Kris Jenner has started her own talk show to keep everyone up-to-date on her three daughters. But don't worry, she'll cover the subject with her patented taste and dignity. Or not. Meanwhile, anyone who wasn't watching "Sharknado" was surely awaiting the Zimmerman trial verdict with baited breath. Especially this one guy on "Dr. Drew On Call," whose misguided dinner proposal was quite the natural disaster in and of itself. Next, Greg Kelly from "Good Day New York" stops by for one of the most romantic moments in "The Soup" history. It's very cute. Plus, a guy tattoos his junk, a TV schizophrenic solves crime awesomely and a Long Island princess struggles with her words in our Clip of the Week!

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Hollywood headlines including the birth of Prince William and Dutchess Kate Middleton's first baby, Miley Cyrus' shocking lyric confession and Kris Jenner's new talk show. Love is in the air on reality TV as one "Bachelorette" contestant professes his love in song, while a couple on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" take their lovin' to a hot tub. Then, the crew tunes into the hilarious moments from "Breaking Amish: LA" and "Showville." Plus, see what happens when you replace coffee with cocaine in an HSN commercial.

The Backstreet Boys storm (literally) onto Joel McHale's set to deliver an important public service announcement. But not before Joel weighs in on the craziest headlines from Hollywood including Justin Bieber's latest gift to his fans. Thanks, Justin. You're just the gift that keeps on giving--or spitting. Plus, if the real-life drama surrounding "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" is too heavy for you, don't fret. A new reality show "Inside the American Mob" shows that crime life does, in fact, have a lighter side. Then, watch as Joel says farewell to a boss, confidante and friend.

This week, host Joel McHale brings you "The Soup" Half-Year Clipdown 2013 where he's running down the top 20 television clips from the first half of the year! The Half-Year Clipdown only happens once a year and we've got a very special surprise guest! Plus, we've got our eye on some of your favorite shows like "The Real Housewives," "The Bachelorette," "Storage Hunters" and more. And, we revisit our favorite reality stars in the northeast on "Jersey Shore" and "Princesses of Long Island" before bringing you our all-time favorite clip of 2013 thus far. Check it out!

It's our annual cluster-fudge of nonsensical guest stars! Find out which terrible TV shows draw the ire of our disparate collection of famous people. Picture Shaquille O'Neal drawing double-coverage from angry "50 Shades of Grey" and "Twilight" fans alike. Or, watch a sexy murder plot unfold with the terrifying WWE hotties of "Total Divas." The thrills will lack all cohesion, folks, but many surprises await! We'll dissect the Kardashians, squash rapper beef and take a trip down Old Mexico Way. Saddle up, little doggies. We're hunting Oprah--and she is pissed off.

It's our 500th episode! To celebrate, Joel McHale is broadcasting live to both the East and West coasts for the first time ever--and this download includes both unique versions! Join Joel as he does the same thing he's done 499 other times--poke fun at the craziest moments that pop culture has to offer. Plus, it wouldn't be a party without celebrity guests. Adam Carolla, Lou Diamond Phillips and B.J. Novak all stop by for our most memorable night yet! Mankini may even make an appearance, so tune in as we take a look at this week's top stories including the rumor that 'NSYNC will reunite at the VMAs, Kanye West's big debut on Kris Jenner's talk show and the Obama's newest addition to their family!

This week, Joel McHale dives right in with the biggest story ever--Miley Cyrus twerked at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards! The world is reacting to her frightening performance and now we're sharing our reactions, too. Then, in celebrity relationship news, Kate Gosselin has filed a lawsuit against ex-husband Jon! Hear why she's fired up. Plus, Kris Jenner's talk show has mercifully ended and rumor has it Khloe's relationship with Lamar will soon come to an end as well. In reality TV news, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Brandi Glanville has some choice words for a TSA agent and "Catfish" gets even creepier.

Joel McHale delivers the biggest highlights and lowlights of the week--including Kim Kardashian becoming a blonde and the return of "Teen Mom 3." Then, we take a look at Lamar Odom's DUI arrest. It was an especially hard week for Khloe Kardashian Odom who was not only dealing with her hubby's issues and divorce rumors, but also a tsunami-like menstrual cycle! Plus, "American Idol" and "Dancing With the Stars" have announced their new cast members for the upcoming season. Additionally, "Gigolos" star Brace drops by and Joel McHale creates his own rendition of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" cast. All that, plus a little bit of Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber hitting another nightclub and the best reality clips of the week from the programs we love to hate and hate to love.

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Hollywood headlines including "Million Second Quiz's" big debut, Honey Boo Boo's mom June's hairy situation, and Mel Gibson's run-in with the cops. Then, we round out the best sports stories of the week from Ryan Seacrest pitching like a girl to Seth Green stopping by and showing off his wresting skills. Finally, the crew tunes into the hilarious moments from "Rachael vs. Guy Kids Cook-Off" and the new Travel Channel series "DigFellas." Plus, we see Seth Green make an already bad Lifetime movie even worst!

Joel McHale delivers the craziest headlines in Hollywood this week including a new Miss America being crowned! Then, in family news, Dina Lohan hosts a sober birthday dinner after last week's DUI. In Lord Disick news, Scott has taken to Instagram--this time to showcase just how rich he is. What else is he supposed to do without a job? In education news, Jaden Smith thinks society would be more intelligent without school. Hear his rant. And Paula Deen has made her first public appearance post her racial lawsuit in none other than the state of Texas. Plus, we've got the wackiest reality clips of the week from our favorite shows including "Snake Salvation," "Alaska State Troopers" and "Marrying the Game."

Joel McHale delivers the craziest headlines in Hollywood this week including a Kardashian sister sporting honey-colored highlights, Arnold Schwarzenegger's date with his rumored girlfriend and Billy Ray Cyrus supporting Miley's twerking. Plus, Miley breaks down crying about her breakup song "Wrecking Ball" which she says is not about her break up with Liam Hemsworth. Then, we take a look at fall television including our personal favorite, "Community." Plus, we rundown all the shows that will finally be off the air including "Million Second Quiz" and "Big Brother."

You've had a few days to digest the "Breaking Bad" finale, so sit back and see Miley Cyrus offer her review of the megahit show. Be warned: you may end up putting your head through your television. Next, Bruce Jenner is left alone with a human child, Melissa Joan Hart brags about that one time she made out with a real celebrity and Ross Mathews from "Hello Ross" stops by to debut his white trash strip club! Plus, Justin Bieber exploits human labor in China, the "Bad Girls Club" of Miami engages in scholarly debate and Big Ang blacks out in public. Please come back, U.S. Government! Things are not going well without you.

This week, Joel McHale breaks down all the latest in entertainment news beginning with another Kardashian separation! Kris and Bruce Jenner have split after 22 years together and ask kindly that you respect their lack of privacy. With the return of fall television, we take a look at "Ironside" which appears to be just another cop drama. In celebrity relationship news, Chris Brown is making headlines for why he think he's a great lover. Be sure to listen in! Then, Bill Rancic teaches life lessons you won't want to miss on "America Now" and Rick Springfield stops by to discuss "Coin Shoppe." Then, we take a look at the top reality clips of the week including "Fan Addicts," "Long Island Medium," "A Haunting" and our favorite new daytime program, "Bethenny."

This week, Joel McHale runs downs the most shocking Hollywood stories including Bruce Jenner firing off against the paparazzi. Can't the Kardashians get some privacy? Plus, hear what the "Vanity Fair" editor-in-chief is saying about Kim and her family. We take a break from the Kardashian khaos to get the latest on Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx's budding relationship. Plus, in must-see music news, Hulk Hogan covers "Wrecking Ball" and Justin Bieber releases a new video atop the Great Wall of China. Then, in reality television news we take a look at "Halloween Craziest," which is not only an incomplete sentence, it's a show on Travel Channel. It all ends well with our new favorite series "Preachers of LA."

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Hollywood headlines including Kanye West proposing to Kim Kardashian in San Francisco, Mike Tyson delivering a very late apology on "Larry King Live" and one huge Justin Bieber fan buying a million dollars worth of plastic surgery to look like the singer. Plus, comedians Ike Barinholtz and Pete Holmes drop by the studio to emulate an "ESPN College Gameday" fan. Finally, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from "Bad Girls Club," "Art Mann Presents" and "What!? Call Girls" where phone sex operator Jenny really knows how to improvise!

Joel McHale delivers this week's episode with a heavy heart as he mourns the breakup of the ultimate boy band, the Jonas Brothers. In happier news, Kanye West says to expect spectacular things when he marries Kim Kardashian--but please respect their privacy. We take a look at the most bizarre celebrity Halloween costumes of the season including Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris as Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus. Plus, a very humble Miley tells "Cosmo" that she is "literally what everyone is talking about." Then, we rundown our favorite reality show clips of the week including hits from "Bethenny," "Love and Hip Hop," "Bad Girls Club: Miami" and our personal favorite "I Dream of NeNe."

We regret to inform you that teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have called it quits after two full years of wedded bliss. In positive celebrity relationship news, we can confirm that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson reunited for four hours. In sports news, Ryan Lochte injured his knee after a run-in (literally) with a female fan. Fortunately, he is trying to figure out if he can swim with crutches. Then, we've got the latest on Bieber taking on Brazil and the Kardashians celebrating Kendall Jenner's 18th birthday. Lastly, we recap the wackiest reality clips of the week including "Long Island Medium," "Come Date With Me," "Ghost Adventures" and more!

This week, Joel McHale takes a look at the most hilarious stories of the week beginning with Miley outdoing herself as she smokes a joint on stage. Then, the model-bodybuilder who taped Justin Bieber sleeping is speaking out! In heart-warming news, the Kardashians hosted a massive yard sale and reportedly sold their lingerie for charity. 'Tis the season for charitable acts as Jenna Jameson's ex-husband is also auctioning off her old gear. All that, plus the craziest reality clips of the week from the shows we love to hate including "Storage Hunters," "Beyond Scared Straight" and our new favorite nursing show "Scrubbing In." Finally, our top clip of the week is brought to you by "Hoarding: Buried Alive."

If you caught Kanye West's new music video and felt your heart swell with affection, you probably have below-average intelligence. But you're also not alone! Watch our own Mankini get intimate with a special guest to K. West's sultry ode to his fiancee Kim Kardashian. It's just enough tenderness to balance out him trying to beef with our POTUS. Seriously. Next, Justin Bieber welcomes your hatred, E! tries to break its own record for quickest reality show cancellation, and "Total Divas" re-introduces "chode" into our vocabulary! Meanwhile, Rob Ford shirks respectability while a "Family Feud" contestant makes Rob Ford look respectable by comparison. God bless America!

On this episode, we'll be reflecting on everything in pop culture that has enriched our lives while slowly killing our souls. First up is glorious murder. Whether it's the moronic staged crime scenes of "Whodunnit?" or the playfully morbid re-enactments of Investigation Discovery's "Wives With Knives," we tip a cap to everything horribly right about homicide on television. Then, we ask all the terrible parents out there to take a bow. Between Bruce Jenner's meltdowns and the dizzying heights of child exploitation on "Toddlers and Tiaras," there's never been a time when adults have been so deliciously inept at rearing young. And, of course, there are our modern-day explorers--those poor souls who sift through our junk and parks and forests for the unattainable. What does it say about "American Pickers" and "Diggers" that our money is on "Finding Bigfoot" to capture their quarry first? Just like Oprah's "Favorite Things," we are here to present our "Things We're Thankful For" spectacular!

Joel McHale kicks off this holiday season by taking a crack at ABC's "CMA Country Christmas" hosted by Sugarland's Jennifer Nettles who we quickly learn is a professional singer not talker. The holidays are a time for love but poor Charlie Sheen has found himself angry at two of the three porn stars he used to simultaneously date. Find out what went wrong! In better news, "Real Housewives of DC" star Michaele Salahi and Journey member Neal Schon are getting ready to tie the knot! We've got all the details on their upcoming San Francisco wedding. Then, our holiday season is made as we take a look at the Kardashian family Christmas card. Unfortunately, it did not include a letter telling us what they've been up to all year! All that and Britney Spears talks new love, Sam Champion leaves "GMA" and David Beckham reveals a bizarre hazing experience he had as a young soccer player. Plus, don't miss the wackiest viral videos of the week!

This week, Joel McHale brings you the biggest stories of the week including Barron Hilton's blow out fight in Miami caused by Lindsay Lohan! But first, Scott Bakula stops by to breakdown the heartbreaking finale of "The Amazing Race." In celebrity relationship news, we have all the latest on Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner's romantic getaway to NYC. We mourn the loss of "Teen Mom" as it officially cancels "Teen Mom 3." Then, it's the most wonderful time of the year when our favorite reality programs debut their Christmas specials. We explore "My Crazy Obsession," "Four Houses" and more!

Join Joel McHale as he gets his jollies from the "T.I. and Tiny Holiday Hustle Special," throws down with "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" and gets into it with Nick Lachey on "The Sing-Off." But first, Joe Manganiello and Adam Scott drop by to re-enact Miley Cyrus' and Lindsay Lohan's frenemyship--and a hilarious scene from "Real Housewives"! Plus, more tales from home shopping, Clippos Magnificos and Clip of the Week!

Joel McHale teams up with his "Community" cast to present the craziest stories and wackiest viral videos of all of 2013! Of course we have a laugh at a few of our favorite hosts (not to name names, Billy Bush). But the best of the year comes from reality TV shows we still can't believe are real--including "Extreme Cougar Wives," "Long Island Princesses" and "Finding Bigfoot." Then, we take a look at the all-new shows debuting this year including our number one source for hard-hitting news "Bethenny." So join us as we take a look back at the craziest year for TV yet, in the first half of The Soup Clipdown 2013.

Without absurd reality television competition programs, Joel McHale wouldn't have a job. And without the vast amount of fun facts surrounding Hollywood and pop culture in general, Joel McHale wouldn't be able to host this fascinating special dubbed "The Soup Investigates." Surprise, surprise--this episode focuses on celebrities, television and entertainment! Who knew there was so much more to uncover? Oh, that's right--"The Soup" did! Get ready to know so much more about Hollywood than you could ever dream about.