Finding Bigfoot

Ater watching countless hours I've come to realize my father was right afterall; I am a gullible fool. As a want-to-believer I crave empirical evidence of Bigfoot. This show actually helps support the notion of Bigfoot NOT being real. Every episode begins with some new elaborate idea to stake out a dark forest where the locals had recently had encounters. Yet not once do they capture one shred of evidence. Always let down and the personalities are horrible. Don't watch this show!

I learned from this show that any noise made after dark is in fact made by a sasquatch. Just after midnight tonight I heard a squatch in my basement. It is definitely squatchey down there. There were also two dry tree leaves and a stick on my back porch. Clearly those leaves were put there by a squatch as bedding. And I saw a single size 10 footprint in the parking lot of the local supertarget. Classic sign of a Greater Suburbian Squatch...they like bite sized snickers, 30 watt light bulbs, and Adele CDs. I am also am conservatively sure a squatch shot JFK. SQUATCHEY!

I believe that these people that have encountered something are seeing grown bears that are standing up and then get scared and and in low light areas or complete Darkness they get really scared and their mind tells them that they saw a Bigfoot when actually they have just seen a extremely large bear. If you believe or are thinking about Bigfoot creatures and you come across a large bear on its hind legs standing extremely tall there's your BF! I won't say they don't exist but only time will tell!!!