Whitest Kids U'Know

Everyone's favorite 50s sitcom kid is here to save the day: 10 year-old Adolph Hitler in "Little Hitler". In "Songs of Olden Times" child brides, menstrual cycles, human sacrifices - all in a great CD set available at a low price. The Whites Kids U'Know teaches combat is a bad time to try to write a letter in "War Letter". The education continues with The Civil War On Drugs series. It starts in Virginia, 1861. Wealthy Trevor and poor Sam are best friends bored with life, until they meet Bob, a slave from Jamaica, who introduces them to some weed-stuff they can smoke.

Only from the minds of the Whitest Kids U'Know will you get 3 guys, a parked car, pot and a squirrel - in slo-mo and a trip-hop music video about getting close to senior citizens and their prescription medications. The Civil War On Drugs series continues with the south seceding from the union. Trevor and Sam love smoking that weed-stuff. But a slight confusion leads them to believe that it's illegal. So they determine to do something about it.

The Oscar-winning composer, John Williams, of Star Wars has a composition battle with his wife. In "Herpes Commercial" maybe you shouldn't tell your sexual partner that you have herpes. In "Ants!" it's not that suburban housewives are shirking their responsibilities; it's that they're being carried away by ants. The guys get Darren to do some green screen acting, and add a greased male stripper to the shot in "Darren and the Giraffe". A couple of kids convince their drunken dad to take them to the zoo to see the animals in their bikinis in "Bikini Day at the Zoo". The Civil War On Drugs series continues with Trevor and Sam sending out a telegram announcing a protest to keep weed legal, but since they can't work a telegraph nobody gets it. They confuse the Battle of Bull Run with their protest.

In the 1950s, a group of dads affirm the value of teaching their kids using physical punishments in "Spanking Dads". A SWAT team and the drug dealers they're after are all really conscientious about nobody getting hurt in "Careful Commandos". At a local watering hole, some customers take offense at the Blacks Night special in "MacDougal's". A guy plans to dig up the cemetery near his home, and buys ad time to tell everyone about it in "Digging People Up". The Civil War On Drugs series continues with Trevor and Sam meeting General Robert E. Lee and telling him he's doing a terrible job. They volunteer to go to Washington and talk to Abe Lincoln about their cause...keeping weed legal.

In "Black Light" we find out that black light reveals nocturnal emissions. Sucking a plastic phallus will break your nicotine habit in "Nic-O-Dick". The place that makes babies decides to reduce global population in "Stork Factory". The Nerf arms race goes to the ultimate level in "Nerf Nuke". Civil War On Drugs series continues as Sam and Trevor meet their confederate platoon, and when they get caught up in a battle, they play dead and survive, and get mistaken for victors. General U.S. Grant vows to kill them.

The Whites Kids U'Know make a metal video about how God wants you to wear a hat. In "Dad will take care of it" Dad resentfully cleans up everyone else's messes. The US military announces that they kind of screwed up when the reported people were zombies, and that you could murder them in "Zombie Press Conference". In "Bad Driver" a young girl has issues with the brakes. In "Milfy Mom" a teenager's mom wonders what being "milfy" is. Civil War On Drugs series continues as Sam and Trevor get a message from General Lee to return to camp, but then they're captured by Indians.

In "Going Home Alone" a man prepares meticulously his home for burglars. In "Liquor Store Robbery" when Homeless Joe tries to rob a businessman, things take a turn. In "Escape Artist" a magician in a tank of water in the town square sets a record for holding his breath and not moving. Civil War On Drugs series continues as Trevor and Sam learn the ways of the Indians: growing enormous fields of the weed stuff. Then they smoke peyote and go nuts, running all the way to the Union camp.

Timmy travels into the future and has sex with someone who likes old-timey clothes and looks a lot like his grandma in "Timmy's Future". A young couple does genetic counseling with a persuasive black, gay, one-legged doctor in "Baby Traits". In "Horse Announcer" a horserace gets confusing when the announcer loses his notes containing the horse names. Civil War On Drugs series continues as Trevor and Sam meet General Grant, who drinks a lot and vomits a lot. He gets the drop on them and takes them prisoner.

A college student finds his things in the attic are covered with a bodily substance in "Come Down here". In "Spaghettio's" a hospital gets a spaghettio into a blood transfusion bag and a patient gets really upset. Joe makes a difficult call about venereal disease in "Joe has Syphilis". What will a husband who works at a cactus/wasp/glitter bomb ranch and a wife who is a birthday clown do about starting a family in "Cactus Wasp"? Civil War On Drugs series continues as Trevor and Sam are about to be shot by a firing squad when General Grant gets word that the entire confederate army is coming.

In "Mom Phone" a teenager answers the phone. It's for his mom and he yells a lot for her. The local newscast changes when they hire a model with no news experience in "It Was Pretty Good". Parents react differently when their daughter and son come home from college to announce that they're gay in "Sophomore". Civil War On Drugs series concludes as Trevor and Sam torch the Indians' pot fields and get all the confederates high, making it easy to defeat them. Lee surrenders, and President Lincoln gives Sam and Trevor a lesson on the legality of weed.