Small Town Security

2012 • AMC
4.2
136 reviews
TV-14
Rating
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Small Town Security, Season 3 episodes (9)

1 Someone's Got the Meatball
4/21/14
Dennis creates a new training tape for JJK. Joan decides to capitalize on the Speecy Spicy Meatball. Irwin shows off his storage room.
2 The Dragon Takes Flight
5/13/14
Dennis turns to online dating to fill the gap in his relationship with Joan while Irwin looks for ways to relieve stress.
3 Lambchop's Last Bite
5/20/14
JJK gets a muddy gig while Irwin devotes his time to a group of rough young ladies. Joan deals with the loss of her greatest love.
4 Heady Times Part 1
5/27/14
JJK loses a big client and Irwin works to ensure guard loyalty. Joan struggles with her health and her local cable access show.
5 Heady Times Part 2
6/3/14
Joan gets a shocking diagnosis that comes with some tough side effects. Brian and Dennis land a geeky gig while Christa does some dirty work.
6 Watch Dogs
6/10/14
Dennis hosts iconic McGruff the Crime Dog. Joan begins radiation with no desire to relax. When JJK cuts Christa's hours, she takes on some odd jobs.
7 The Belly of the Beast
6/17/14
Dennis leads guards on a training mission overnight in a cave. Brian coaches Joan through rapid detox from bad diet habits as her recovery continues.
8 Hail to the Chief
6/24/14
Irwin de-stresses while Joan convalesces in L.A. Dennis reveals his biggest shocker yet about Joan. The gang celebrates JJK's 30th Anniversary.
101 Season 3: You in?
4/21/14
The cast of Small Town Security begrudgingly agrees to a third season.

About this show

AMC's Small Town Security follows the owners and employees of JJK Security in Ringgold, Georgia who have welcomed America into their unorthodox universe. As the JJK crew continues to expand, several new out-of-this-world characters join the cast. Joan, Dennis, Irwin, Christa, and Brian are also forced to contend with a series of unexpected shocks and developments that seem as if they might have been written for a Spanish telenovela rather than a real-life television show. Provocative, preposterous, and unflinchingly real, season three of Small Town Security boldly goes where no man, woman, or chihuahua has gone before. New episodes Tuesdays 1am/12c.

Ratings and reviews

4.2
136 reviews
Judith Kelly
June 14, 2013
Small Town Security is hilarious! Talk about characters! The Captain, who changes his hair color by the week, wears outrageous outfits, yet is 'old school.' His wife, The Chief, with her tell-it-like-it-is personality, is funny without even trying. Then there's Dennis, or Diesel, the former woman-turned-man, the gung-ho security employee, who is a trip. This show is so real and so refreshing that I can't believe this was moved to another time, because now it will be more difficult for people to watch. You need to watch a few times before you understand the dynamics of this great show. With all the dramatics of the "Housewives," etc. If reality shows were just being invented, this would be the show to follow. I will follow this show as long as I can and wherever it goes.
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Paul Krygier
May 4, 2014
OK can someone please give me the last 10 minutes I just lost watching this show. I gave it a 1 because I can't give it a 0..and as far as the 1st 2 reviews. That gave them a 5.come on what do you work for the show...
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Michael Grof
May 15, 2014
I fart, I tell Sh!@ jokes, and say What the F@#! a whole lot, Well More than I did before I started watching, I think I have an accent, People up here in the Northwest ask me if I"m from Ringgold Georgia. Overload Its too much ChristaPissta. This is good stuff. At least watch the first 3 episodes, if you're not hooked and amazed by by honesty you may not be human, I love this show. This is the first review I have ever written. Can I find a new career like this? That would be sweet.
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