Only Fools and Horses

Chandelier cleaning is the Trotter's latest business opportunity. When they stop to help a posh sort who has broken down, Del overhears that the Lord of the Manor is having trouble getting his chandeliers cleaned. After offering his services, it's not long before Rodney and Del are up a ladder braced to catch the chandelier that Grandad is detaching from upstairs. Their hopes of a making a quick pound soon come crashing down.

It's the age of city high fliers and yuppies, and Del - armed with his filofax, briefcase and red braces - is ready to make his first killing on the market. Meanwhile, Rodney's on the pull, having met the classy Cassandra at night school.

Del continues to deal in dodgy goods including video recorders, crates of tomatoes and, most lethal of all, a box of dolls he acquires from Denzil. For the safety of the Trotter household it is better they rid themselves of the dolls sooner rather than later.

Rodney has won a Mediterranean holiday for three, courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is that the competition was for kids, and he has to pretend he is a 14-year-old all week. Poor little Rodney has to endure the Fun Bus, hang around with chaotic children, and become a lifelong member of The Groovy Gang.

Is it his sudden vegetarianism or another row with Cassandra that is making Rodney look so down these days? Del has other things on his mind right now, what with a job lot of wigs to shift and the baby due any day now.

With Raquel pregnant, Del can't resist the offer of £600 for putting on a cabaret show. But too late he discovers that macho Latino crooner, Tony Angelino, has a problem with singing the 'wight' words.

Del and Rodney are strapped for Christmas cash. To make matters worse, while Cassandra finally has her promotion, Raquel is suffering from post-natal depression. Rodney is concerned that Del has lost his drive. When confronted, Derek explains that on top of his woes, the council have approved his application to buy their flat in Nelson Mandela House, doubling the rent. On top of that, Grandad's allotment has become a health hazard and he has to clear it. While clearing the allotment Del discovers several barrels of yellow liquid. Enlisting Trigger and Denzil, they are disposed of during the night. Finally spotting a gap in the market, Del decides to bottle tap water and sell it as Peckham Spring Water - with predictably disasterous results.

Rodney's fertility schedule is wearing him down. Such is Cassandra's need to have a baby, he buys her a rabbit, Roger, to care for until a little one arrives. Del has a shipment of Latvian alarm clocks he can't shift and his home improvement grant has been rejected. Finding themselves on a rare boys night out, they dress up as Batman and Robin for a fancy dress party held for a local publican. En route, they prevent Councillor Murray from being mugged. The following day Del is awarded a bravery medal for tackling another mugger, and Cassandra has good news: she's pregnant.

Raquel's parents are coming to lunch so Del pulls out all the stops - if only Uncle Albert knew the difference between coffee and gravy granules. The next morning, Rodders' stock-take reveals Trotters Independent Traders Company's assets as an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and a broken watch. But Raquel's father knows a bit about antiques and spots something that will change their lives forever. Could it really be that "this time next week" they'll be millionaires?

When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's Head, she is definitely in distress - nine months' worth of distress. Rodney is all beer and sympathy, but Del sees a way to turn it to account. Could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's dreams of a child?