Cow & Chicken

When Mom tells Red that Cow would play with him if he were the last man on Earth, Red devises a scam where he locks the entire world in trailer. Then, Cow is Infatuated with the cool boy at school. Finally, Weasel invents time underwear.

Red is out hitchhiking in the snowy weather of winter when Mom and Dad pick him up. Then, Mom and Dad are going out and pick Cow as the babysitter because she's the largest. Finally, Weasel and Baboon clash over the world's biggest hole.

Cow befriends an ordinary housefly.

Chicken, Flem and Earl all embark upon the true test of manhood as they invoke the spirit of Sergeant Weenie Arms.

Cow brings home an invisible (and imaginary) dog.

Grandma takes Cow and Chicken to the mall as she's looking for a new grandpa. Then, Chicken is dirty and refuses to take a bath. He barricades himself in the bathroom. Finally, Baboon is made captain of a huge ocean liner.

Chickens Don't Fly/P.E./I Am Vampire: Chicken, Flem, and Earl are excited about the prospects of junior high until they find out that this includes the dreaded class of P.E. Weasel and Baboon are vampires in Snottsylvania.

Chicken gets the bright idea to play hooky from school in order to slip past a test for which he didn't study. Chicken is distraught because he can't whistle...because he has no lips. Baboon is jealous of his next door neighbor, Weasel.

The Day I Was Born/Factory Follies/Driver's Sped The Day I Was Born: Cow asks Chicken to tell her about the day he was born. He won't. Cow then begins an odyssey in order to find out the truth.

Chicken is playing with the pricing gun at the grocery store. He puts prices on himself and Cow. Cow builds a rocket ship out of garbage so that she can go to the moon. The trees decide to fight back after being abused so much.

Be Careful What You Wish For/Lost at Sea/I.R. Do Be Careful What You Wish For: Cow is blathering on and on to Chicken about nothing until he completely loses his cool. In a moment of fury, Chicken wishes that Cow never speak to him again.

Night of the Ed/Cow's Pie/I Are Good Dog The Night of The Ed: Dad brings home a jackal as a pet for Cow and Chicken. Promptly, Mom and Dad go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken in the "capable" hands of Ed, the jackal.

Professor Longhorn Steer, Couple of Skating Fools, He Said, He Said Professor Longhorn: Cow and Chicken are put under the tutelage of their uncle, Professor Longhorn.

Chachi the Chewing Gum Seal/Black Sheep of the Family/Enemy Camp Chachi, The Chewing Gum Seal: Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum and wishes upon a star for it to come to life. It does.