Fat Actress

After being the star in the hit shows Cheers and Veronica's Closet, Kirstie Alley finds that her fame has hit rock bottom, and tabloids are claiming that she's 300 pounds. Desperate to rekindle her career, she has a meeting with Jeff Zucker, and lands a development deal after sleeping with an NBC executive, as long as she loses a few pounds.

Kirstie's Battle of the Bulge continues as she dodges rumors that her weight gain is due to carrying Kid Rock's baby. Meanwhile, she tries to land a role in the action sequel "Charlie's Angels III."

Kirstie schemes to meet No Doubt lead singer, Gwen Stefani, but ends up in jail with her ex-boyfriend, who, to her surprise, turns out to be gay.

Kirstie tries out a new diet theory which proposes that in order to get small, you have to surround yourself with small things.

Kirstie's crackhead brother gives her unwise diet advice.

Merv Griffin introduces Kirstie to one of his rich friends, who turns out to be an emotional wreck.

Kirstie discovers her bank account is running low on funds and schemes to get yet another lucrative deal from NBC.