Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

2001 • BBC
5.0
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Season 7 episodes (8)

1 When Jonny Met Sharky
1/13/08
Season-only
After the Archer reopens following a refurbishment, all the girls decide to apply for the new barmaid's job. Jonny leaves for Hawaii to go shark-jumping, after winning a competition, leaving Gaz to try and find something more exciting to do.
2 DABDA!
1/20/08
Season-only
Janet tries to find a quick way to recover from her grief, following the death of her husband Jonny, so Gaz offers his help.
3 Homophobia is Gay
1/27/08
Season-only
Janet takes desperate action to stay safe for baby Corinthian. Gaz seeks a new friend to replace Jonny and Louise consorts with the spirit world.
4 Dead Jonny Walking
2/10/08
Season-only
Pregnant Louise finds out she's carrying a girl, not a boy. When Donna fires bitchy Tim she has to work with depressed Janet and mad Munch. Gaz struggles to train Munch to be his best man. Janet picks a theme for Donna and Gaz's wedding: "dead Jonny".
5 Here Bums the Bride
2/17/08
Season-only
Gaz works through his list of three things he must do before he dies, including being a porn star. Donna gets work in a charity shop to try to overcome her fear of death. Louise stumbles across a massive secret about Corinthian. When Munch wears an old tracksuit of Jonny's, Janet invites him round for fish fingers.
6 Six Months Later
2/24/08
Season-only
When the bailiffs come to repossess her house, Janet has just 24 hours to get some money or lose her home. Louise finds a rich criminal who seems keen to help but all he offers Janet is a spit roast. Gaz struggles to babysit his son Corinthian. Donna desperately awaits the call to an interview for her dream job.
7 African Death Face
3/2/08
Season-only
When Donna goes to London to get her dream job, Janet and Gaz are left alone together. After a night of Lambrini and candles they wake up and realise they've shagged... again! Donna learns to bluff her way into her dream job and Louise starts having contractions. Yes, it's baby time!
8 Borry
3/9/08
Season-only
With Donna about to go to London, the secret of Janet and Gaz's relationship comes out. Then Donna reveals she's got a secret of her own. Meanwhile Louise finally has her baby, enthusiastically assisted by Munch.

About this show

Five penniless young adults have come up against some unanswerable questions. What happens when being a bloke actually takes effort? When the only porn mag you've got is 'Fat Chicks' from 1986? Or when you're jealous of your friend because she had a boyfriend once? Janet, Jonny, Gaz, Donna and Louise play the game of life in this brilliantly observed, highly engaging comedy for the Playstation generation.

Ratings and reviews

5.0
4 reviews
A Google user
June 19, 2016
But only seasons 7 - 9 available?
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