Two and a Half Men

2003 • CBS
4.3
2.88K reviews
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Season 8 episodes (16)

1 Three girls and a guy named Bud
9/20/10
On the eighth season premiere, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) finds out that Alan (series star JON CRYER) has been dating Eldridge's mom (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), so he packs up and heads to Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) and Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES). Meanwhile, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
9/27/10
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes!"
3 A Pudding-filled cactus
10/4/10
Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
10/11/10
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. JUDD NELSON (Suddenly Susan, St. Elmo's Fire) guest stars as Lyndsey's ex-husband.
5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
10/18/10
Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.
6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger
10/25/10
Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman (guest star LIZ VASSEY -- CSI: Crime Scene Investigation).
7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette
11/1/10
Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend (Liz Vassey) decides that his longtime stalker, Rose (guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), is just too much to handle.
8 Springtime on a Stick
11/8/10
Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist (returning guest star MARTIN MULL).
9 A Good Time in Central Africa
11/15/10
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement (guest star TONITA CASTRO). Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband. Courtney Thorne-Smith returns as Alan's former girlfriend, Lyndsey and Judd Nelson returns as her ex-husband.
10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
11/22/10
Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (guest star JENNY McCARTHY), who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money. Guest star CARL REINER returns as Marty, Evelyn's old fling.
11 Dead from the waist down
12/6/10
Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative. JENNY McCARTHY returns as Charlie's girlfriend.
12 Chocolate diddlers
12/13/10
When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman (guest star JANE LYNCH).
13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
1/3/11
When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.
14 Lookin' For Japanese Subs
1/17/11
Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.
15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
2/7/11
In an attempt to grow his business, Alan inadvertently starts a Ponzi scheme using his friends and family as investors. Charlie's love for Rose only deepens as they continue their torrid "affair."
16 That Darn Priest
2/14/11
Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.

About this show

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy®-nominated comedy. Sheen plays a Malibu bachelor with an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight brother (Cryer) and his son stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives, this unusual family unit promises to make each one of them a better man.

Ratings and reviews

4.3
2.88K reviews
Jessie B
May 29, 2017
I absolutely love the show, & I'm shocked at how many people hate it since Charlie left! I completely expected the show to be doomed once Charlie left, so I was pleasantly surprise, & totally impressed, at how they seemlessly carried on with "Walden", & were able to make it make any sense at all! In my opinion, changing a main character without changing a whole lot about a show's dynamic took brilliance on the writers' parts, & deserves, at least some, acknowledgement. What does bug me tho, is how they've changed "Alan" into SUCH a blatant mooch. I know he's always been a mooch, but at least it used to stem from necessity (due to losing everything in his divorce, paying alimony & child support, etc) &, for the most part, it bothered him to live off of Charlie or take money from his mother, etc... now, however, they make a big production out of him constantly, knowingly taking advantage, & doing so on purpose & even proudly, every chance he gets! ((Gag!!!) Other than that tho, I think they've done a great job changing the show enough to be able to continue it at all... I really didn't think it was possible. & Ashton is a perfect fit for this part. Similar in some ways but different enough that he's not expected to BE Charlie. I still love the show (I especially love "Berta") & I wish they were still making new episodes. {Btw, for all of u who are blaming the network for firing Charlie, u might be surprised to hear the real reason(s) they let Charlie go. IF my research & understanding is correct, it's 100% Charlie's own fault that he lost his part on this show.}
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Ms D
March 6, 2016
I am a Two and a half Men junkie. I watch the old ones (with Charlie Sheen) every day. I never thought Ashton was a bad cast, it was just not the same. Once they added Charlies daughter they totally lost me. The show got stupid. The finale was okay.
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Bonnie Enright
March 17, 2015
The shows comedy has decreased every season since Charlie left. With charlie they seemed to disrespect women due to how they were raised but lately it seems like the back story is women are stupid. And men misuse women because women are only after money and don't have any sense of their own. You can really see what the writers think of women.
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