Two and a Half Men

2003 • CBS

4.3

2.88K reviews

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Season 11 episodes (22)

1 Nangnangnangnang

9/26/13

On the eleventh season premiere, Alan and Berta (series star CONCHATA FERRELL) are shocked when Charlie's long-lost illegitimate daughter (Tamblyn) shows up at Walden's beach house to connect with what's left of her family. Having moved to LA to pursue acting, 25-year-old Jenny likes everything her dad liked...including women.

2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

10/3/13

When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn (recurring star HOLLAND TAYLOR) and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (recurring guest star CARL REINER). Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man."

3 This Unblessed Biscuit

10/10/13

Walden (series star ASHTON KUTCHER) and Alan think it may be time for Berta (series star CONCHATA FERRELL) to retire when she injures her back at work.

4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

10/17/13

Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair is jeopardized.

5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

10/24/13

Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry (guest star D.B. SWEENEY) in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn't. Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in pursuing her acting career.

6 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

11/7/13

When Alan learns Walden knows Wonder Woman‘s LYNDA CARTER (guest starring as Herself), he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner. MIMI ROGERS returns as Walden’s mother, Robin.

7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

11/14/13

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening. JEFF PROBST makes a guest appearance as himself.

8 Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room

11/21/13

When Larry hires a private investigator to follow Lyndsey, he tracks her to the beach house. But when Larry thinks that she's having an affair with Walden, Alan has to figure out how to clear Walden's name without outing himself. Recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as the neighborhood stalker Rose, who offers to help Walden out of his dilemma.

9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

12/5/13

Walden's date with a gorgeous, accident-prone underwear model (guest star KATE MINER) goes on much longer than he expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.

10 On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

12/12/13

Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand (guest star ALY MICHALKA) and Alan's transgender girlfriend's ex-wife (guest star DIANE FARR) hits on him. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the holidays, Alan receives a Japanese delicacy from Jake for Christmas, and Walden's Malibu house is alive with questionable Christmas carol lyrics. Paula Marshall returns as Alan's transgender girlfriend, Paula.

11 Taze in the Lady Nuts

1/2/14

Walden joins his beautiful former employee, Nicole (guest star ODETTE ANABLE) on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend Brooke (guest star ALY MICHALKA) or risk losing her.

12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

1/9/14

Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him.

13 Bite me, Supreme Court

1/30/14

After multimillionaire Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends (comedy legends TIM CONWAY, STEVE LAWRENCE and GARRY MARSHALL guest star) who help him celebrate his last days of bachelorhood.

14 Three Fingers of Créme de Menthe

2/6/14

After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.

15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

2/27/14

Alan gives Lyndsey the option of choosing between him and Larry. Meanwhile, Jenny fears that she and Brooke are growing apart.

16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

3/6/14

Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey & Larry's relationship when he starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.

17 Welcome Home, Jake

3/13/14

Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden struggles with telling Barry (guest star CLARK DUKE) to find his own place.

18 West Side Story

4/2/14

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (aka Jeff Strongman) house. BROOKE D'ORSAY returns as Walden's ex-girlfriend Kate.

19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

4/9/14

Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" -- that is, until he meets Vivian (guest star MILA KUNIS -- That '70s Show, Black Swan), a beautiful, free-spirited world traveler who shows up on his doorstep. Feeling an instant connection with Vivian, he soon becomes convinced that she's "The One." Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.

20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

4/24/14

Alan stumbles upon an opportunity to make money. Meanwhile, Walden has to address his co-dependency issues.

21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

5/1/14

Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists that he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

5/8/14

Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences on the Season Eleven Finale. Guest star Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Alan's fiancée Gretchen, alongside her real-life husband BRAD PAISLEY who makes a cameo appearance.

About this show

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy®-nominated comedy. Sheen plays a Malibu bachelor with an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight brother (Cryer) and his son stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives, this unusual family unit promises to make each one of them a better man.

Ratings and reviews

4.3

2.88K reviews

Jessie B

May 29, 2017

I absolutely love the show, & I'm shocked at how many people hate it since Charlie left! I completely expected the show to be doomed once Charlie left, so I was pleasantly surprise, & totally impressed, at how they seemlessly carried on with "Walden", & were able to make it make any sense at all! In my opinion, changing a main character without changing a whole lot about a show's dynamic took brilliance on the writers' parts, & deserves, at least some, acknowledgement. What does bug me tho, is how they've changed "Alan" into SUCH a blatant mooch. I know he's always been a mooch, but at least it used to stem from necessity (due to losing everything in his divorce, paying alimony & child support, etc) &, for the most part, it bothered him to live off of Charlie or take money from his mother, etc... now, however, they make a big production out of him constantly, knowingly taking advantage, & doing so on purpose & even proudly, every chance he gets! ((Gag!!!) Other than that tho, I think they've done a great job changing the show enough to be able to continue it at all... I really didn't think it was possible. & Ashton is a perfect fit for this part. Similar in some ways but different enough that he's not expected to BE Charlie. I still love the show (I especially love "Berta") & I wish they were still making new episodes. {Btw, for all of u who are blaming the network for firing Charlie, u might be surprised to hear the real reason(s) they let Charlie go. IF my research & understanding is correct, it's 100% Charlie's own fault that he lost his part on this show.}

262 people found this review helpful

Ms D

March 6, 2016

I am a Two and a half Men junkie. I watch the old ones (with Charlie Sheen) every day. I never thought Ashton was a bad cast, it was just not the same. Once they added Charlies daughter they totally lost me. The show got stupid. The finale was okay.

40 people found this review helpful

Bonnie Enright

March 17, 2015

The shows comedy has decreased every season since Charlie left. With charlie they seemed to disrespect women due to how they were raised but lately it seems like the back story is women are stupid. And men misuse women because women are only after money and don't have any sense of their own. You can really see what the writers think of women.

134 people found this review helpful

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