Two and a Half Men

2003 • CBS
4.3
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Season 9 episodes (24)

1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
9/19/11
All is revealed in the ninth season premiere when ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart.
2 People Who Love Peepholes
9/26/11
Guest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife in the second part of the ninth season premiere.
3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food
10/3/11
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
4 Nine Magic Fingers
10/10/11
Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).
5 A Giant Cat Holding A Churro
10/17/11
While Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.
6 The Squat and Hover
10/24/11
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. JOE MANGANIELLO (True Blood) guest stars as Bridget's new beau, Alex and JANE LYNCH (Glee) returns as therapist, Dr. Freeman.
7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
10/31/11
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)...who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
8 Thanks for the Intercourse
11/7/11
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.
9 Frodo's Headshots
11/14/11
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope...including GARY BUSEY!
10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
11/21/11
Walden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
11 A Lovely Landing Strip
12/5/11
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.
12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!
12/12/11
Walden's mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her -- even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
13 Slowly And In A Circular Fashion
1/2/12
When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company and vote him off the board, Walden enlists Alan as an ally in the boardroom battle.
14 A Possum on Chemo
1/16/12
Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.
15 The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
2/6/12
Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's "special" brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey's ex-husband, Nigel.
16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
2/13/12
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
17 Not In My Mouth
2/20/12
Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
18 The War Against Gingivitis
2/27/12
Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea. Will their combustible relationship get in the way of their success? Meanwhile, a lonely Alan pays a visit to Berta.
19 Palmdale, ech
3/19/12
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers (HOLLAND TAYLOR and GEORGIA ENGEL) to one another, so that they can have more time together. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.
20 Grandma's Pie
4/9/12
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.
21 Mr. Hose says 'Yes'
4/16/12
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him -- for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
22 Why We Gave Up Woman
4/30/12
Academy Award® winner KATHY BATES guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.
23 The Straw In My Donut Hole
5/7/12
On the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved. JASON ALEXANDER (Seinfeld) guest stars as Alan's cardiologist.
24 Oh look! Al-Qaeda!
5/14/12
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden's ex-business partner, Billy.

About this show

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy®-nominated comedy. Sheen plays a Malibu bachelor with an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight brother (Cryer) and his son stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives, this unusual family unit promises to make each one of them a better man.

Ratings and reviews

4.3
2.88K reviews
Jessie B
May 29, 2017
I absolutely love the show, & I'm shocked at how many people hate it since Charlie left! I completely expected the show to be doomed once Charlie left, so I was pleasantly surprise, & totally impressed, at how they seemlessly carried on with "Walden", & were able to make it make any sense at all! In my opinion, changing a main character without changing a whole lot about a show's dynamic took brilliance on the writers' parts, & deserves, at least some, acknowledgement. What does bug me tho, is how they've changed "Alan" into SUCH a blatant mooch. I know he's always been a mooch, but at least it used to stem from necessity (due to losing everything in his divorce, paying alimony & child support, etc) &, for the most part, it bothered him to live off of Charlie or take money from his mother, etc... now, however, they make a big production out of him constantly, knowingly taking advantage, & doing so on purpose & even proudly, every chance he gets! ((Gag!!!) Other than that tho, I think they've done a great job changing the show enough to be able to continue it at all... I really didn't think it was possible. & Ashton is a perfect fit for this part. Similar in some ways but different enough that he's not expected to BE Charlie. I still love the show (I especially love "Berta") & I wish they were still making new episodes. {Btw, for all of u who are blaming the network for firing Charlie, u might be surprised to hear the real reason(s) they let Charlie go. IF my research & understanding is correct, it's 100% Charlie's own fault that he lost his part on this show.}
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Ms D
March 6, 2016
I am a Two and a half Men junkie. I watch the old ones (with Charlie Sheen) every day. I never thought Ashton was a bad cast, it was just not the same. Once they added Charlies daughter they totally lost me. The show got stupid. The finale was okay.
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Bonnie Enright
March 17, 2015
The shows comedy has decreased every season since Charlie left. With charlie they seemed to disrespect women due to how they were raised but lately it seems like the back story is women are stupid. And men misuse women because women are only after money and don't have any sense of their own. You can really see what the writers think of women.
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