Not Your Game

Thomas Fichtner

Contains adsIn-app purchases

About this game

⚠️ WARNING: DO NOT PLAY IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. ⚠️

Welcome to Not Your Game – the only retro Brick Breaker that actively hates its players.

You think this is just another relaxing, nostalgic arcade game where you bounce a ball against some blocks? Think again. In this game, you aren't just breaking bricks; you are battling the game itself. And let's be clear: The game is a terrible loser, completely unfair, and it has no manners whatsoever.

It will actively sabotage your gameplay. It will distract your focus. And it will relentlessly insult your skills every time you make a mistake (and probably even when you do well).

Why you will absolutely rage-quit:

The Game is Your Enemy: It doesn't want you to win. It will mess with your screen, cheat the physics, and do whatever it takes to break your combo.

Ruthless Sabotage: Expect the unexpected. The rules change when the game feels like it, just to see you suffer.

500 Levels of Pure Agony: Yes, we actually built 500 levels. Why? We honestly don't know, because there is absolutely NO WAY you are even going to survive the first 50. Prove us wrong. (Spoiler: You won't).

Brutal Honesty: The system will judge your gaming abilities, and it won't be polite about it.

🛑 OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER 🛑
This game contains heavy doses of sarcasm, unfair mechanics, and direct insults. It will hurt your feelings. If you are faint of heart, easily frustrated, or expect a fair, relaxing retro experience—turn back now. This is Not Your Game.

Still here? You must be glutton for punishment. Download it now and let the suffering begin. Good luck. You're going to need it.

Ratings and reviews

not generally my kind of game, but I thought the premise was pretty funny. i was going to install it and give it 5 stars just for the ad, but I tried it out, and I might actually keep it for a while. it's more than just insulting you and cheating though, it randomly does stuff just to mess with you, like turning your ball red.

Absolutely brilliant. Hilarious. Not ever thought a game like this would be made. I was playing this game with my volume on, at the time I didn't realise you heard the robot talk, then I completed the first level and I was told by the robot to eat s#it and die. I never expected that. It was hilarious. Try this out yourself. If you are offended by swear words then I suggest this, don't play it you d#ck head.

What in the hell is that kind of game? Anyways, its not bad, its just special. Popped up in playstore with 5,0 stars so I had to try it out. DO THE SAME THING!!!

What’s new

* Added new dirty tricks