Loser Simulator

DivergentEuropeans

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About this game

« Loser Simulator is a satirical, nihilistic click adventure about decision-making and depression. Every action in the game affects your health, happiness, or bank account. The longer you play the game, the harder it becomes - until you die... »

• Slave away in your day to day job, and rise amongst the ranks of corporate
• Pursue an education to foster relationships and get a degree
• Complete day to day tasks to improve your physical and mental health
• Seek out a partner, go on dates, buy a mansion, and start a family
• Trade stocks via a virtual Wall Street exchange, and escape taxes
• Eventually, get rich enough to win the game

« You can go on luxurious vacations filled with kidnapping bandits, grow influence within your company, start a family, or just survive paycheck to paycheck. How long will you survive? »


Type: Strategy, Simulation, Text Adventure, Tycoon, Finances

Ratings and reviews

I will say this much it was fun until I aimed for bribing a politician. 500 increment increases mixed with 20 health hit every other day it felt like made it PAINFUL and extremely boring. I actually ended up Uninstalling because the idea of going up another difficulty level actually made me sick. It took like 3 hours real world between 4m and 15m (2hrs at 4m). I had to throw romance aside to grind money intensively to beat the game. Those last 3hrs nearly broke me.

graystillplays will bring more users. just watched his vid and had to give it a try, instant 4 for being "that real" and pulling no punches at all, once i actually play it ill write my thoughts about it, if this review is still here by 6/jan/2020 can someone remind me to update it? kek, i forgot all about it, anyhow i played it for a bit but got bored over it after a couple days, very good game tho, as i said i loved the feel of it and its very well made, as a game? 5/5, as a game for me? 3/5.

The game is good. But too hard to actually win the game. The Dev could improve the game by making it easier to win the game. Less drain and more income would easily make the game much more enjoyable. I really enjoy the game though.

What's new

The Purpose of Life has been correctly hidden behind a game win condition. Also, adding dialogue options and small UI changes and bugfixes