Patrickman was having a perfectly normal day.
Unfortunately, everyone else chose violence.
Fight your way through waves of orcs, archers, assassins, mages, blobs, and other creatures with questionable career choices. Grab powerful weapons, unleash devastating spells, defeat terrifying bosses, and grow stronger after every wave.
But surviving isn't just about swinging a sword.
⚔️ **COLLECT POWERFUL WEAPONS**
From swords and hammers to magical staffs and other ridiculous instruments of destruction, discover weapons that turn ordinary fights into absolute chaos.
🔥 **UNLEASH DEVASTATING SPELLS**
Burn enemies, strike them with lightning, and unleash powerful magic. Unlock even more dangerous abilities, including Dark Arts that probably shouldn't exist.
👑 **CHOOSE YOUR DEITY**
Earn the favor of powerful deities, each offering unique advantages. Will you seek wealth, magical knowledge, the strength of war, or the power of death?
🐾 **BRING YOUR PETS**
Why face an army of monsters alone? Bring your trusty companions into battle and let them help you survive the madness.
💪 **BUILD YOUR OWN FIGHTER**
Upgrade your stats, unlock passive skills, and combine abilities to create powerful builds. Focus on damage, defense, speed, survival, or something completely ridiculous.
🎲 **EVERY RUN IS DIFFERENT**
Choose upgrades between waves, experiment with different weapons and spells, and discover new combinations. Your next run might make you unstoppable. Or you'll die immediately. Both are possible.
💀 **FACE BRUTAL BOSSES**
Battle bizarre minibosses, terrifying monsters, and powerful enemies with absolutely no intention of letting you live. Learn their attacks, dodge their abilities, and fight your way toward the final showdown.
🤝 **PLAY WITH FRIENDS**
Team up in Co-op to survive the chaos together, or challenge another player in Duel mode to find out who's the better fighter.
☁️ **AND WHATEVER YOU DO... DON'T FALL.**
There's just one tiny problem.
You're fighting on top of a ridiculously high plateau.
Knock enemies off the edge. Blast them into the abyss. Hit them with a hammer. Set them on fire. Use dark magic of questionable legality.
Just remember: gravity doesn't care how powerful you've become.
Sure, you'll probably die about 999,999 times.
But that's just part of the fun.
Welcome to Patrickman. Survive the waves. Become ridiculously powerful. Try not to fall.
Unlock deities, pets, spells, weapons & skills. Fight bosses. Don't fall!