You're just one shovel away from the diamond.
At least that's what every mine owner says.
"This is why 99% of people will never find a diamond" is a satirical QTE mining game. You'll play as a miner, swinging your pickaxe through various absurd mines, challenging your reflexes, stamina, and a bit of life endurance.
Each dig requires precise timing of the QTE:
Perfect advances the furthest, Great is barely progress, and Miss only consumes stamina, making you rethink whether your efforts are even worthwhile.
Game Features:
- Satirical Mining Theme: Dig deep into success stories, trends, overtime, internet traffic, and entrepreneurial myths.
- Simple but Stressful QTE Controls: The closer you get to the target, the smaller the hit zone, and the more unstable the pointer becomes.
- Multiple Themed Mines: Ordinary Mine, Sweatshop Mine, Leek Farm Mine, AI Gold Mine, Startup Pitfall, Influencer Traffic Mine, etc.
- Each mine offers a different level of difficulty and feel: some are long, some are chaotic, and some seem promising.
- Collect evidence and uncover the truth: you might dig up diamonds, or you might find some less pleasant reality.
- Stamina system: When your stamina runs out, you can use stamina vouchers or watch reward ads to continue the challenge.
This isn't a game that teaches you how to succeed.
This is a game that makes you question who first uttered the phrase "as long as you work hard, you will succeed."