HeadsUpDaddy

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About this app

He doesn't know what week it is. Now he will.

HeadsUpDaddy tracks the cycles of the women in your life — your partner, your daughter — and tells you, in plain language, what is actually going on and what is coming. A comedy product that happens to be accurate: the jokes are why you install it, the cycle maths is why you keep it.

WHAT IT DOES
• A DEFCON readout for the day: where she is, and how far out the hard stretch is
• A daily briefing — the phase, the day inside it, the biology behind it, and what to actually do
• Notifications before the difficult days, not after
• A home screen widget, a Quick Settings tile, and app shortcuts for one-tap logging
• History and a log sheet, so a wrong date is a thirty-second fix

THE RULE
The joke is always aimed at you. Never at her. The mascot is a hapless dad who is not winning, and that is the entire point. Daughter profiles are locked to the plainest voice, with no jokes at all.

SHOW HER
There is a screen built to be handed over. It shows everything the app stores, everything it predicts, and a delete button that genuinely deletes. Consent is not an afterthought here — the app asks for it before it will track anyone.

PRIVATE BY CONSTRUCTION
No account. No server. No analytics. No crash reporter. Her cycle data never leaves your phone — backup to Google Drive is switched off so that sentence is literally true.

FREE AND FULL
Free tracks one person in a plain, informational voice — complete and useful on its own. The full version is a single payment, no subscription: every tone the app has, including Unfiltered, and as many people as you need to keep track of.

Not medical advice. Not a contraceptive. Not a fertility treatment.

What’s new

First release. Cycle tracking, a daily briefing, notifications before the hard
days rather than after, a home screen widget, and a Show Her screen you can
hand over.